Is it your kid’s birthday today? Thinking of the perfect birthday present is the most challenging thing because who wouldn’t want that tight snuggle and a good chuckle. Our kid birthday jokes are just what you need to start the special day of your little ones!
Have a look at our kid-approved jokes for some heartwarming laughter!
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Funny Kid Birthday Jokes
Amazingly, kids remember every detail of their birthday celebrations. Whether it’s their cakes, presents, guests, or entertaining activities during their birthdays, everything counts. Make it a little more interesting with these funny birthday jokes.
What did the birthday card say to the stamp?
Stick with me, we’re going places!
What did the birthday cake say to the fork?
You wanna’ piece of me??
Why did the birthday cupcake cross the road?
It had muffin else to do!
What was on the other side of the birthday cake?
The side that hadn’t been eaten!
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Why did the girl hit the birthday cake with a hammer?
She thought it was a pound cake.
What happens when you invite a thief to your birthday party?
They take the cake!
What kind of music is bad for birthday balloons?
What did the ice cream say to the grumpy birthday cake?
What’s eating you?
What did one candle say to the other at the end of the birthday party?
I’m feeling a little burned out after that party!
Why do candles always go on the top of birthday cakes?
Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.
Why can’t kids remember past birthdays?
Because they are thinking about the present.
Why did the birthday kid get soap for their birthday?
It was a soap-prise birthday party!
Did the teddy bear want cake on his birthday?
No, he was stuffed.
It’s hard to trust bagels, and you shouldn’t either.
They seem seedy at times!
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What kind of cake do you eat if you are sleepy on your birthday?
Why was the birthday cake so hard?
It was a marble cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake!
What did the cake say to the donut?
You’re looking a little glazed over.
If you have a dozen eggs in one hand and 10 cupcakes in the other, what do you have?
What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like?
I Scream Cake.
How do pickles celebrate their birthday?
They relish it.
What type of birthday celebration only happens in the bathroom?
A birthday potty!
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Why did the student eat their homework on their birthday?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What kind of birthday does the Snow Queen like?
Any birthday with frosting and icing!
What did the cheese say to his friend on his birthday?
Hope you have a Gouda birthday!
How do tacos wish you a happy birthday?
They want to taco bout how awesome you are!
How did the block of cheddar celebrate a birthday?
With a cheese toast!
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Short Birthday Riddles and Jokes
Kids will have so much fun with these riddles and birthday jokes for kids! Take advantage of these amusing birthday jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud and turn you into the light of the party!
Why do tennis balls whisper happy birthday to each other?
They don’t want to make a racquet.
What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y.
Why should you put your birthday cake in the freezer before the party?
To give it more ice-ing.
Did you hear what happened between sugar and cream at the birthday party?
It was the icing on the cake.
What is Elsa from Frozen‘s favorite part of a birthday cake?
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Where do kids get ice cream cakes on their birthdays?
At sundae school.
Why was the soccer player upset on his birthday?
Someone gave him a red card.
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What happens when a husband asks his wife for a Segway as his birthday present?
She just changes the topic.
What did one candle say to the other?
Don’t birthdays just light you up?”
Why was the pig in the kitchen on its birthday?
He was bacon himself a birthday cake.
Was anyone famous born on your birthday?
No, just a bunch of babies.
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What song did they sing to the dancer on her birthday?
Tappy birthday to you, tappy Birthday to you…
Why couldn’t the science teacher come up with a good birthday joke?
Because of all of the good ones Argon.
How do you know when you’re officially old?
When it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. Happy birthday!
What didn’t the teddy bear eat cake on its birthday?
He was already stuffed!
What did the snowman say to the birthday girl?
Have an ice day!
What do cats like to eat with their birthday cakes?
What should you say if someone gives you dirt or sand on your birthday?
” I appreciate the sediment.”
Why couldn’t the knot go to his friend’s birthday party?
He was all tied up.
How old was the caveman on his birthday?
Knock Knock Birthday Jokes
Want to hear some knock knock jokes? Consider sharing these birthday knock knock jokes to make the celebration even more fun.
Lettuce come to your birthday party!
Mark your calendars… my birthday’s just around the corner!
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
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Ben over and get your birthday bumps!
Hippo birthday to you, hippo birthday to you.
Abby birthday to you!
Alligator for her birthday was a card.
Ivan a piece of your cake!
Wanda wish you a happy birthday!
Omar gosh, it’s your birthday!
Organ-ize a party, it’s my birthday!
Short Birthday Jokes for Friends
It’s not easy getting older, but hey, kudos on making it another year! You know what they say: it’s always better to laugh at your own age than to grieve over it. Take a look at these short jokes about birthdays.
What does a turtle do on his birthday?
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You’re one in a melon.
Hope this birthday is toad-ally awesome.
Wishing you a whale of a good time on this birthday!
What’s a bee’s favorite day?
Have a crab-u-lous day!
Why did the cupcake go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby.
What did the elephant want for his birthday?
A trunk full of gifts.
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Why don’t birthday candles ever exercise?
They burn out too quickly!
Happy birthday best tea!
It’s your birthday!
I hope you shellibrate!
Happy Birthday, stud muffin.
I would never baguette your birthday.
Sound the a-llama!
It’s your birthday!
Lets’ party owl night!
Sending you lots of hedge-hugs this birthday.
Happy birthday, lettuce turnip the beet!
Pieces of popcorn always have the best birthdays. Why?
Because they’re always popping!
Have a fantas-taco birthday!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake.
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Have a llama fun.
Here’s to another koala-ty birthday!
How does the cat celebrate its birthday?
By turning up the mewsic.
Sending you s’more birthday wishes!
Now, lettuce celebrate!
You might be a year older,
but you donut look like it.
Have a rice birthday.
Hope you have a tea-rrific birthday!
Oh ship, it’s your birthday!
Here’s to a soup-er birthday!
Have a grate birthday in the cheesiest way possible!
A lentil older, a lentil wiser.
Another birthday has creped up on you… Hap-pea birthday!
Age is Irrelpehant.
We hope you have an otter-ly amazing birthday!
Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?
It was a sappy one!
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Funniest Birthday Jokes for Dads
Whatever your plans are for the big day, this collection of humorous dad birthday jokes will help you have a wonderful time while also spreading a little laughter among your friends and family.
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Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Prisoners are served only plain bagels as the authorities are concerned they may pick up the lox!
In addition to croissants, bagels and donuts took a trip to the zoo.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why couldn’t the cavemen send birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the rocks.
I used to be a boy trapped in a woman’s body. But after 9 long months,
I was finally born!
It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies.
That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
I was born to be a pessimist.
My blood type is B Negative.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
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It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow.
Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
“Oh, I don’t know”, she said.
“Just give me something with diamonds”.
That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Here’s a fun fact—no, not that you’re getting older.
Just that you’re starting to look even funnier.
Here’s to more bad jokes and a happy birthday to you, Dad!
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My dearest Dad, I know today is your birthday,
but it’s not a real holiday so I’m not too excited about it.
Just kidding. Happy birthday on this very important day to a very important man!
I’ve been thinking since yesterday about what to write in a funny birthday message for you . . .
but I couldn’t think of anything funny. Happy birthday!
Congratulations on the 38th anniversary of your 18th birthday!
You are still so young, Dad.
Dearest Dad: I wish for nothing but a lifetime of smiles for you on your birthday . . .
as long as you still have teeth. Happy birthday to you!
Dad, I think it may be time to ditch your lighter.
You need to have a flamethrower for lighting so many candles.
Happy birthday, old man!
Even though we’re all supposed to have the same genes,
you still look great, Dad.
Happy birthday to one good-looking man!
Happy birthday, Dad! Oh, and thanks for giving me life and these amazing genes.
My dear dad, I am not going to confess that I came here only to eat the cake . . .
instead, I’ll just enjoy the cake and say happy birthday!
Here’s to you on your birthday, Dad, and every gray hair on your head.
After all, I helped to contribute to those.
They say that with age comes wisdom. So,
happy birthday to one of the wisest people I know!
As a child, I thought my dad is a superhero.
Now, the time has changed and I doubt your superman capability now but still, I know you are great.
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EXTRA: Happy Birthday Jokes for Adults
More birthday jokes? These birthday jokes for adults are just what you need to break the ice!
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy?
They only get to celebrate them in leap years.
Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom. I Scream Cake.
Why are birthdays good for you?
People who have the most live the longest.
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
No, they both burn shorter!
What do you always get on your birthday?
Another year older.
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?
No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
When’s your birthday?
Time flies! Kids grow too fast and before you know it they are already teenagers so before it happens, enjoy every of it with your kids. Make your kids’ birthday extra special. We hope these kid birthday jokes can help you do that! Don’t forget to share with friends and families!
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