110 Funny Jokes for Kids That Will Bring So Much Laughter

110 Funny Jokes for Kids That Will Bring So Much Laughter

Kids always bring a little cheer and sunshine. They are definitely natural comedians, and their innocence is undeniably cute! The fun goes beyond a deep belly laugh when the aspiring comic starts the show. Gather the kids to the living room and tickle their tummies with these funny jokes for kids.

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We sure are fond of kids’ jokes and silly chuckles. The family bonding is not complete if nobody cracks up some jokes. Get the tissue ready for that tear-jerker pun intended for a hype-up family.

Here is a collection of simple and easy-to-remember jokes that we have compiled to ensure some giggles!

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Funny Jokes For Kids (5-7)

Looking for jokes for 5 year olds? Here, we curated age-appropriate jokes you can exchange with your five-year-olds. It’s no secret that kids this age love funny jokes. We sure love their infectious giggles as well, so bring it on!

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear!

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?


What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?
Matt.


What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.


What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears?
Anything you like, he can’t hear you.


What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.

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What goes “Ha ha ha…..THUD!”?
A monster laughing his head off.


Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
Because it’s cool.


What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?


What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between us, something smells.


Why do bees hum?
They’ve forgotten the words.


How do you make time fly?
Throw a clock out the window!


Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?
Because they can’t get the wrappers off.


Do you want to hear a joke about a pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy!


Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.

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Why was the math book sad


What did the traffic light say to the car?
“Don’t look! I’m changing.”


Why did the student eat his homework?
His teacher told him it was a piece of cake.


What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on Me!


Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!


What do kittens like to eat?
Mice cream.


What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.


How do bees brush their hair?
They use honeycombs.

How do bees brush their hair?


Funny Jokes For Kids(8-9)

Is the “joke day” coming up for the kids? Bring a little cheer to your little one after school hours and let out the pun. Please scroll down to read through our hand-picked, fun kid jokes for you.


What do you call a man with a large flat fish on his head?
Ray!


A man was taken to hospital after eating daffodil bulbs.
Doctors say he’s recovering and he’ll be out in the Spring.


Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.


What’s the difference between a fish and piano?
You can’t tuna fish.

What’s the difference between a fish and piano


What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A cat-has-trophy.


What do you call an exploding monkey?
A Bab-boom.


Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the army?
The first time he saluted he almost killed himself.


What do you call a man trapped in a paper bag?
Russell.


What does the Queen do when she burps?
She issues a royal pardon.


How do you help an injured pig?
Call a hambulance.

How do you help an injured pig? Call a hambulance.


How did the yeti feel when he had flu?
Abominable.


Why did the opera singer go on a cruise?
She wanted to hit the high Cs.


What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park your car, man.


What happened when the owl lost her voice?
She didn’t give a hoot.


How can you tell which rabbit is the oldest?
Look for grey hares.

How can you tell which rabbit is the oldest


How do you make gold soup?
Put in 14 carrots.


If you’re English in the kitchen and English in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
European.


What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!


Funny Jokes For Kids(10-11)

Still looking for more jokes for kids? We have sorted up funny and kid-friendly jokes that will make the cut. Being a natural comedian, your kids will approve of these jokes that we have for kids for 10-11-year-olds. Check it out!

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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
Meat.


What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.

What gives you the power to walk through a wall?


How to bears keep cool?
They use bear-conditioning.


What did the llama say when he got kicked out of the zoo?
“Alpaca my bags!”


Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stomp out forest fires.


Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash.


What happens when you wear a snow suit inside?
It melts all over the carpet.


Why are fish so intelligent?
Because they’re always in schools.

Why are fish so intelligent?


My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books,
but he’s only got his shelf to blame.


What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.


Why did Luke Skywalker always sleep with the light on?
He was afraid of the Darth.

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Two silk worms had a race.
It ended in a tie.


I love pressing F5.
It’s so refreshing.


If you are an astronaut and you don’t end every relationship with “I just need space” then you are wasting everyone’s time.

If you are an astronaut and you don't end every relationship with "I just need space" then you are wasting everyone's time.


Vincent van Gough walks into a bar, and the bartender offers him a drink…

No thank you, said Vincent, I’ve got one ‘ere. 


A kid threw a lump of cheddar at me.
I thought “That’s not very mature”.


What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.


Why do French people like to eat snails?
They can’t stand fast food.


A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.


What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!

What did the envelope say to the stamp? Stick with me and we’ll go places!


Why can’t your nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.


I hated my job as an origami teacher.
Too much paperwork.


I hate Russian dolls.
They’re so full of themselves.


“Doctor I keep stealing things” “Take these tablets;
if that doesn’t work get me a flat screen TV.”


Never trust an atom.
They make up everything.

Never trust an atom. They make up everything.


Funny Jokes For Kids (12-13)

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What did one DNA strand say to the other?
Does my bum look big in these genes?


What did the grape say when he was pinched?
Nothing, he gave a little wine.


I thought my neighbours were lovely people.
Then they went and put a password on their wi-fi.


Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, and today I asked her to marry me.
She said no on both occasions.


I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.


How do you drown a Hipster?
In the mainstream.


People are always telling me to live my dreams.
But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for.


What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know, and I don’t care.


I’ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma.
There’s no menu, we just give you what you deserve.


My boss told me yesterday, “You shouldn’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”.
But when I turned up today in Ghostbusters clothes, he said I was fired.


Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent pee.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?


The past, present and future walked into a bar.
It was tense.


A lot of people cry when they cut an onion.
The trick is not to form an emotional bond.


What do baby parabolas drink?
Quadratic formula.


Funny Family Jokes And Riddles

Scroll down for the best jokes that will keep the whole family laughing together. Your little pranksters will surely chuckle with these riddles and jokes. Have fun, and keep returning to this list.

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What goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella!


What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’

What is the longest word in the dictionary?


If I drink, I die.
If i eat, I am fine.
What am I?
A fire!

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Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What is it?

Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.


What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short


What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A stamp!


What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
The letter M.

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?


What has 4 eyes but can’t see?
Mississippi.


If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?

A Secret.


Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?

He was a little hoarse.

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What has a foot but no legs?
A snail.


Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
Nothing.


What comes down but never goes up?
Rain.

What comes down but never goes up?


I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle.


Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!


How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.


What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.


What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck


Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock-knock jokes will either knock you down laughing. They could be goofy or corny but still, make you and your kids giggle! Learn these killer knock-knock jokes and let the fun begins.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!

Euripides


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.

Luke through the peep hole and find out.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.

Alice fair in love and war.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!


Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!

Hey, you can yodel


Summary: Funny Jokes About Kids

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