Breaking love jokes is basic in relationships. It’s a staple and a known secret to keeping the people around you happy. Making jokes is also a way to express yourself to the people you love. Love jokes are effective conversation breakers and really, love jokes are just fitting almost all the time! Jokes in love bring the most interesting feelings to your partner!
Love Jokes for Him
Are you looking for jokes to tell your boyfriend over text? Curious as to what love jokes you can share with your special someone? Men have different wavelengths as compared to women. Sometimes they laugh at different jokes too. But the bottom line is, they laugh!
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper.
What does the destruction derby champion say to someone he’s interested in?
Can I crash at your place tonight?
I love you like a nerd loves his bow tie.
Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them!
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
Why is the tennis player such a good lover?
Excellent ball-handling skills.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
You are like dandruff.
I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
I love everyone. Some people I love to be around, while some of them are people who I would rather avoid.
And then there are some who I would love to punch in the face.
Our love is better than Tiger Woods on a putt-putt course.
What do a good employee and a boyfriend have in common?
They’re always coming early.
Why do men like to fall in love at first sight?
Because doing so saves them a lot of money.
What’s a boyfriend’s idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
Never laugh at your significant other’s choices because you happen to be one of them.
Girlfriend: Knock, knock.
Boyfriend: Who’s there?
Boyfriend: Olive, who?
Girlfriend: Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.
Love Jokes to Tell Her
They say that women have a different language. There is truth to that. Sometimes they don’t get the usual love jokes thrown at them. If you’re lost with what love jokes to tell her, then we’ve got you covered! Find your favorite romantic joke for girlfriend!
Woman: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Man: “I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.”
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww… Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
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I wanted to impress my crush, so I told her about my millionaire dad
now she is my mom
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
Laughter brings people together and it creates a stronger bond between people. Jokes about love are no different, romantic jokes too! You can use this to lighten up the conversation, you can use this to brighten up one’s mood, and more. Check out these romantic love jokes get your flirty jokes for love notes, messages, and cards.
Whenever I see some initials carved into a tree with some hearts, I also think it’s romantic.
Two lovers on a date in the wood and one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Husband: Am I the only one you’ve been with?
Wife: Yeah, the rest were eight or nine.
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body.
Alas, my doc says: “You are a parasite!”
What do you call a romantic Potato?
A cheesy potato!
Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates.
Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.
Corny Love Jokes
Got your favorite joke for lovers? Want some more corny and funny love jokes? These love puns and funny in love jokes (flirty jokes) will surely make you laugh
Are you French?
Because Eiffel for you.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
A husband and wife are drinking wine at home.
Wife: I love you.
Husband: Is that you or the wine talking?
Wife: It’s me talking to the wine.
We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spit, swallow, and gargle
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
The husband and the wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant. A few minutes later, the dinner was served.
Husband: The food looks great. Let’s eat.
Wife: But honey, you always say a prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home, sweetie. I’m sure the chef here knows how to cook.
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
What did the two boats do on Valentine’s Day?
I don’t know, but it probably involved row mance.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
Why couldn’t the broken telephone propose to its girlfriend?
It never gave her a ring.
When does a vampire know they’re in love?
It’s always love at first bite.
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
He’ll dessert you.
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.
Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Relationships need lover jokes so here you’ll find jokes about lovers. Use these love jokes to make him and her laugh at their darkest times. Make it your habit to make them laugh every second and minute of the day if you can. We live to see their laugh and their happy smiles!
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