Breaking a joke is basic in relationships. It’s a staple and a known secret to keeping the people around you happy. Making jokes is also a way to express yourself to the people you love. Love jokes are effective conversation breakers and really, love jokes are just fitting almost all the time!
Love Jokes for Him
Curious as to what love jokes you can share with your special someone? Men have different wavelengths as compared to women. Sometimes they laugh at different jokes too. But the bottom line is, they laugh!
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper.
Our love is stronger than Gorilla Glue.
I love you like a nerd loves his bow tie.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
You are like dandruff.
I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
I love everyone. Some people I love to be around, while some of them are people who I would rather avoid.
And then there are some who I would love to punch in the face.
Our love is better than Tiger Woods on a putt-putt course.
What do a good employee and a boyfriend have in common?
They’re always coming early.
Why do men like to fall in love at first sight?
Because doing so saves them a lot of money.
What’s a boyfriend’s idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
Never laugh at your significant other’s choices because you happen to be one of them.
Love Jokes to Tell Her
They say that women have a different language. There is truth to that. Sometimes they don’t get the usual love jokes thrown at them. If you’re lost with what love jokes to tell her, then we’ve got you covered!
Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband: “I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.”
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww… Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I wanted to impress my crush, so I told her about my millionaire dad
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
Laughter brings people together and it creates a stronger bond between people. Love jokes are no different, romantic jokes too! You can use this to lighten up the conversation, you can use this to brighten up one’s mood, and more. Check out these romantic love jokes!
Whenever I see some initials carved into a tree with some hearts, I also think it’s romantic.
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Husband: Am I the only one you’ve been with?
Wife: Yeah, the rest were eight or nine.
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body.
Alas, my doc says: “You are a parasite!”
What do you call a romantic Potato?
Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates.
Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.
Use these love jokes to make him and her laugh at their darkest times. Make it your habit to make them laugh every second and minute of the day if you can. We live to see their laugh and their happy smiles!
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