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21+ Witty and Funny Comebacks that Burn!

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When we’re pissed any annoyed, our minds are just filled with internal conversations and epic comebacks – may be a bit of witty and comebacks that surely burn and roast. If that makes you feel better then we’ve got no judgment for you. In fact, we’ve compiled some of the best comebacks that you can use.

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Good Comebacks in an Argument

You don’t have to deal with the bad office jokes that are borderline insulting. Don’t keep your silence when they’re roasting you or your friends. You can mitigate the situation by making something good out of it, like a funny comeback perhaps. There are times that all you need to diffuse the situation from getting out of hand is to make a joke out of it. Life is too short anyway!


Your secrets are always safe with me.

I never even listen when you tell me them.

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You’re like the first slice of bread in the packet,

everyone touches you but no one wants you.


I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.


It’s impossible to underestimate you.


When someone calls you boring.

Yeah, and what makes you so exciting?


I will ignore you so hard you will start doubting your existence.


You look like a video game character whose face hasn’t loaded all the way yet.

funny good comebacks argument


I will ignore you so hard you will start doubting your existence.


You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.


I hope your day is just as pleasant as you are.


David Letterman: I’m not as dumb as I look

Tina Fey: How could you be?


Someday you’ll go far. I hope you stay there.


Clean Funny Comebacks

Perfect comebacks have to be witty but they don’t have to be always insulting or rude. They can be good, chilly, clean, and witty comebacks too. The idea is to read the room and decide which of your spicy comebacks you can use. Here are some good clean comebacks you can use for the slow burn!


The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.


I may not be perfect but at least I am not you.


You do realize that people just tolerate you?


Feed your own ego.

I’m busy.


They say opposites attract, I hope you meet someone good looking, intelligent and cultured.

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I don’t care what everyone else says. I don’t think you’re that bad.


Well, the jerk store called.

They’re running out of you!


Whatever is eating at you must be suffering horribly!


There are empty Petri dishes more cultured than you.


What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos


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Good and Funny Comebacks

Check out these comeback lists too! You can be roasting other people while putting a smile on the bystanders. Don’t worry, you’re just putting them in their place so get your groove and spice up their days using your own fight words.


You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Carrot word


If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.


What’s the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.


Your face makes onions cry.


I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.


Don’t worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.


If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.


If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while.


Bonus: Savage Comebacks in an Argument

Well, this post won’t be complete if we don’t give you some fierce and sassy comebacks. If you want to be more bold and fire some best comebacks for bullies, what we have compiled for you are the best comebacks ever!


If you had a brain cell, it would die of loneliness.


You’re not that pretty to be this stupid.


I envy everyone who hasn’t met you.


You’re as sharp as a rubber ball.


Next time you cross the road, don’t bother looking.

Next time you cross the road, don’t bother looking.


Summary

We really think that we have provided you comebacks that are funny that you can use you are talking to a friend or family member. We hope that you something from us! There are many situations that would prompt some attention from us. In some cases, it may cause some confrontation. However, there are also friendly roasts and banters. These great comebacks aren’t all used for situations such as insults, it can also be used for pure fun!

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