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47 EPIC Math Jokes – from Simple Prime Numbers to Odd Jokes for Nerds

I am seriously not into math, they’re too difficult for me to comprehend. Thankfully, I understand math jokes just fine! I won’t be surprised to know if Math left you all traumatized. It’s that hard but thankfully, people as we are, we want to look at the brighter side no matter how hard things may go. We create math jokes as we go! Check out all these math puns that we’ve compiled. We have puns on algebra, calculus, prime numbers and the general math in our lives. Enjoy and share it with your Math class or professor the next time you have a class!

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Math Jokes Calculus

Remember that Calculus you have that you almost flunked? Well, the good thing about that is you can now make fun of it! These mathematician jokes and Calculus jokes are for you.


Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

A: Because you can’t drink and derive…

silly calculus math jokes


Q: What do Calculus and my dick have in common?

A: They’re both hard for you.


Why is the south bad at calculus?

They don’t know how to integrate.

Q: Why is a calculus book always unhappy?
 
A: Because it always has lots of problems.

How does Donald Trump do calculus integration?

He makes sure to grab it by the +c

Man, I really hate calculus.

It just derives me crazy

Calculus has a steep learning curve…

But at least you know exactly how steep the learning curve is!

Q: What did one calculus book say to the other?

A: Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!

funny math jokes on calculus
Drinking alcohol is like calculus.
You have to know your limits.

Mike Tyson just received a graduate-level certification in advanced calculus.

He calls it his Mathsters Degree.

Q: What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe?

A: Zero.

Q: Why?

A: Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!


Why don’t calculus teachers go to bars?

Because they don’t want to drink and derive.


You can’t solve every math problem with calculus
It has its limits


very funny math jokes on calculus

Newton: I’ve discovered calculus(1664)

Leibniz: I’ve discovered calculus (1670s)
 
Newton: Really? Seems derivative.

I had a really good discussion with my calculus professor today but after a while, it started going off on a really weird tangent.


Someone told me they didn’t like calculus

I told them their opinion would change over time.

Q: What did one calculus book say to the other?

A: Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!


Q: Have you heard about the constipated calculus teacher?

A: He worked it out with a pencil.


A group of people was hospitalized after a calculus midterm.

The cops said they were drinking and deriving.

There was a young man weeping

The man was sitting at a library table

A young lady approached him and asked what was wrong

He replied “It’s complicated”

And showed his calculus homework

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Q: What wild animal is good at calculus?

A: The tangent lion.

A: A tangent.


Algebra Math Jokes

Still want to impress your Math teachers? Algebra isn’t only difficult; it can be fun too when you want it to be. But you do need to forget the real numbers and see the humor of it all to appreciate the good old fun.


Q: Why did the algebra students throw bottles of hand cream across the classroom?

A: They were investigating projectile lotion.


What do you call two friends who love math? Algebros.


Q:  Who invented algebra?
A:  A Clever X-pert.


Teacher: What is 2n plus 2n?

Student: I don’t know. It sounds 4n to me.


Why does algebra make you a better dancer?

Because you can use the algo-rhythm!


Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?

Student: You told me not to use tables.


Do you know why seven eight nine? 

Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day!


Q: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?

A: By completing the scare.


Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you?

It’s easy as pi!


Q: What does the zero say to the eight?

A: Nice belt!

funny algebra


I poured root beer into a square cup.

Now I have a beer.


Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots.


Why did the two fours skip lunch?
They already eight!


Why did the triangle make the basketball team over the square?

He always made three-pointers.


Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?

A: If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…’


Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?

Its parents wouldn’t cosine.

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Why did the mathematical tree fall over?

Because it had no real roots.


Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point.


Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?

He’d stop at nothing to avoid them.


How do you get from point A to point B?

Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.


 What do you call a mathematician who spent all summer at the beach?

A tan gent.

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Q: Why don’t you do arithmetic in the jungle?

A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!


Q: Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?

A: It’s too cubed.

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Why was the obtuse angle so depressed?

It was never right.


Q: What is a smart bird’s favorite type of math?

A: owl-gebra


Advanced Math Jokes

What can we say, in Math we have easy, moderate, difficult, and advanced. Regardless of where are your understanding level is, there’s always a joke hiding somewhere.


What is green and homeomorphic to the open unit interval?

the real lime.

funny advance math jokes


A topologist is a person who doesn’t know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut.

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Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
It was 3 feet deep, on average.


What couldn’t the Möbius strip enroll at Caltech?
because we require freshman orientation


What did one math book say to the other?
Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.


A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.


Did you hear about the mathematicians who are afraid of negative numbers?
They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.


Math is the language God used to write the universe.


Law of conservation of difficulties: there is no easy way to prove a deep result.


What do parallel lines and vegetarians have in common?
They never meat.

What do parallel lines and vegetarians have in common? They never meat.


Bonus: Math Jokes for Kids

We got more jokes about Mathematicians, numbers and more for kids! Surely, kids will love it!

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What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless.


My math teacher has a piece of graph paper.
I think he must be plotting something!


Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven, eight, nine!


What are ten things you can always count on?
Your fingers.


Are monsters good at math?
No, unless you Count Dracula.


Why didn’t the quarter roll down the road with the nickel?
Because it had more cents!


Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three, five, or seven?
Because they can’t even!


Which king loved fractions?
Henry the eighth.


Why did the student get upset when her teacher called her average?
It was a ‘mean’ thing to say.


Why was the math book crying?
Because it had so many problems.

Why was the math book crying? Because it had so many problems.


Which snakes are good at math?
Adders.


Why is the obtuse triangle always upset?
Because it’s never right!


What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!


If I had six oranges in one hand and four apples in the other hand what would I have?
Really big hands!


What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?
Summer!


There are three kinds of people in this world.
Those who can count and those who can’t.


An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from his room with water and douses the fire. He goes back to bed. Later, the physicist wakes up and smells smoke. He opens his door and sees a fire in the hallway. He walks down the hall to a fire hose and after calculating the flame velocity, distance, water pressure, trajectory, etc., extinguishes the fire with the minimum amount of water and energy needed. Later, the mathematician wakes up and smells smoke. He goes to the hall, sees the fire and then the fire hose. He thinks for a moment and then exclaims, “Ah, a solution exists!” and then goes back to bed.


Summary

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