Looking for Brunette jokes to tell your friends? I got you! As a brunette myself, I had to hear so many jokes from my cousins (and friends) during my childhood. Also, my best friend is blonde so I did compiled the best blonde jokes you ever heard.
Let’s be honest, many people use jokes to roast people, but you should not take a joke personally. It is just a joke! Use our site to look for other jokes to reply your friends in a funny way, we have plenty of jokes you can use for that:
Funny Brunette Jokes Clean
Let’s start with clean brunette jokes you can tell the little ones at home, because kids also love jokes… actually, someone they tell some funny sentences that could be jokes.
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Why are brunette jokes one-liners?
So that blondes are able to remember them.
Why do brunettes have twelve pairs of panties?
One for every month.
How can you tell the brunette in the paddock of cows?
She is the one who isn’t wearing a bell.
I am a brilliant brunette with lots of blonde moments.
Two friends, a brunette and a blonde, meet in a café:
Brunette: I have just taken a pregnancy test.
The blonde responds: Where the questions hard?
Blonde vs Brunette jokes
Competition between blonde and brunettes does not only happen in real life. Once, I saw a joke contest where a blonde and a brunette were making jokes at each other. Really funny! I totally recommend you to go to a joke competition.
A blonde and a brunette are thrown off a tall building, who dies first?
The brunette. The blonde stops to ask for directions on the way down.
What do you get if you turn a blonde upside down?
A smelly brunette.
A brunette told to her blonde friend:
Yesterday, I slept with a Brazilian.
The Blonde friend replies:
Oh my God, you b****, how many is a Brazilian?
A Blonde and a Brunette chatting…
Brunette: Christmas falls on a Friday this year.
Blonde: I hope it’s not the 13th.
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish ice fishing.
Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win because they kept pulling out fish after fish.
Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently.
A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back.
“A hole! You need to make a hole in the ice!”
The brunette shouts to the blonde:
“Hey, how do you get to the other side of the river?”
The blonde yells back:
“You’re already ON the other side of the river!”
How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair?
When she trips over the cordless phone.
What do you call a brunette in a room with many blondes?
A blonde and a brunette sitting on a bench in the park.
“Look! at a dead bird,” says the brunette.
-Where? Where? The blonde says, looking in the sky.
A blonde and a brunette are talking about what to do when their children misbehave during Christmas.
The brunette says :
“I wrap empty cardboard boxes and when a child acts up I toss one into the fireplace.”
And then the blonde says :
“What do you do when you run out of children?”
Best Blonde Brunette and Redhead Jokes
What is missing if you have a blonde and a brunette friends? A readhead! As we all saw in Charlie’s Angels movie, this combination is the perfect one.
If you find a group where there is a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, then try these jokes.
Read: redhead jokes
A brunette and a redhead were at a bar checking out dudes.
The redhead notices a handsome guy walking in but sees that they’ve got dandruff.
She says, “He’s cute, but he needs some Head & Shoulders.”
The brunette asks, “How do you give shoulders?”
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are stranded in the desert… In the middle of nowhere they find a junk car, after seeing it the decide to take parts of it to help them survive.
Redhead: I’ll take the gas tank, maybe we’ll find water and we can use it to carry it.
Brunette: I’ll take the roof, we can use it to cover us from the sun.
Blonde: I’ll take the 4 doors!
Other girls: why? For what use?
Blonde: So when we get hot we can roll down the windows!
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead all join a tournament.
They are allowed to bring any weapon they choose, and the only rule is that the first person to draw blood wins.
The brunette walks in with a bad-ass double edged axe.
The redhead walks in with a huge long sword.
And the blonde shows up with a red marker.
A blond, redhead and brunette were arguing over whose husband was most forgetful…
The redhead goes first and says:
“My husband is this forgetful, whenever he goes to get grocery he forgets groceries and only brings the receipt.”
Then brunette intercepted her:
“My husband is more forgetful, He tries to search his lost phone with the torch light on his phone”
The blond replied:
“You are just amateurs, my husband is most forgetful. Every time he goes out of the house and returns back from office he forgets his underwear.”
A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger are on an island.
They decide to swim the hundred miles back to shore, the ginger makes it 10 miles,
the brunette swims 25 miles,
and the blonde swims fifty miles, realizes it’s too far and swims back.
Roast Jokes for Brunettes
Looking to roast your brunette friend? Then here you have all the jokes you need! I am sure she won’t like some of them.
Why is ‘brunette’ considered a very evil colour?
When was the last time you saw an evil blonde witch?
A Brunette finds a magic lamp and the Genius appears.
Genius: You are allowed one wish.
Brunette: Make me a blonde.
Why don’t you ever hear brunette jokes?
Because blondes would have to come up with them.
How does a brunette commit suicide?
She piles up all her dirty clothes and jumps off.
What is more stupid than a brunette building a fire under the water?
The blonde who trying to put it out.
What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
What’s the difference between a brunette and a sumo wrestler?
At least the wrestler shaves their legs.
Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo’s ass was much more manageable.
What do you call a brunette in a pool?
A block spot.
Why did the brunette cross the road?
Nobody knows. They were all too busy watching the blonde.
Why don’t brunettes make good cattle ranchers?
Because they are unable to keep their calves together.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair color?
It hides the dirt.
Why did the brunette take up cross fit training?
She wanted to hear heavy breathing.
Why do brunettes make awful lawyers?
They blow every case.
What is the one thing that brunettes miss most about an awesome party?
How do brunettes get rid of roaches?
They ask them to commit.
What happens when a brunette is late on her garbage bill payment?
They stop delivering.
Which company makes bras for brunettes?
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches the colour of their moustaches.
How does a brunette turn on the light after love?
She opens the car door.
What is the main reason a brunette is able to keep her figure?
Nobody else wants it.
What is black, blue and brown in colour and found lying in a ditch?
A brunette who tells blonde jokes in front of a blonde.
What do you call a really good looking man who is with a brunette?
What’s a brunette’s mating call?
Has the blonde left yet?
What did the brunette say just after she picked her nose?
Why did God create the brunettes?
So ugly men do not feel abandoned
Here you had some ideas to joke with your brunette friends. I am sure you know one or two more jokes… then, why not sharing them with all of us? We all love a good laugh. Don’t be shy, write your joke in the comments.
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