Every kid loves bacon and so are grownups! Bacon is comfort food for most of us and I can’t blame you because its savory flavor is all you need to boost your energy on a gloomy morning. It is best paired with hot cocoa or coffee and egg. This perfect combo and our bacon jokes are what you need to make it through the day.
Here are more food-related jokes for your amusement!
Bacon Jokes Comedian Would Love
What can I say? Bacon is bacon and these jokes that we have compiled are just a bonus for you! Take a look at the funny jokes about bacon that will have you laughing out loud.
Why was the meat packer arrested?
For bringing home the bacon.
What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?
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What was the name of the horror movie bacon watched?
Why was the pig rejected?
Because he was mistaken bacon.
What will happen if you play tug of war with bacon?
You will get pulled pork.
Which celebrity had the best kind of smell?
What was the name of the bacon movie?
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Why did yogurt hate bacon?
Because he was uncultured.
Why did the pig car smell like bacon?
Because its porking brake was left on.
Why did the pigs suddenly started flying?
Because the bacon prices went high!
What is a pressing thought of every pig?
“Why do all bacons get cooked and cookies get baked?”
What was the name of the frog’s favorite crisp dish?
What was the reason behind the arrest of the meat packer?
Because he bought bacon home.
What do you call a bacon with a Scottish accent?
What kind of tree grows bacon on it?
Bacon Pick up Lines
Cook and serve breakfast for your sweetheart to make her feel loved. It is one way of expressing your it. Want to know another way? It is by making her laugh. These pick-up lines are perfect!
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
You can butter my bacon, baby!
You are like honey on my bacon.
Would you like Steak or Eggs with your Bacon?
I’ve got bacon.
I think I’d want nutritionist-approved bacon coffee.
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What did bacon say to tomato?
Lettuce get together.
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What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon?
Girl, you’re bacon my heart melted.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?
The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
What is a pig’s favorite song?
Don’t Go Bacon My Heart.
Bacon One Liners
Bacon lovers will totally love these bacon one-liners that we put together. Discover some classic bacon tree jokes in this collection.
Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that bacon can improve any situation.
Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day.
Turned out to be a ham bush.
I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day.
Turned out to be a porkypine.
Some friends are debating the best way to make a bacon toastie.
I’m playing Breville’s advocate.
Why is it called Canadian bacon?
Because they’re really sorry it’s not real bacon.
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Bacon will kill you, but, smoking bacon will cure it.
Statistics also show that not eating bacon dramatically increases your chances of blowing yourself up.
Bacon is now both the cause and the solution of our heart problems.
Hilarious Bacon And Egg Jokes
Egg and bacon make the finest meals and jokes! These fantastic breakfast jokes will make you crackle with laughter.
Who was awarded the best-tasted pair?
Bacon and egg.
Why was the egg not easily identified?
Because he was always mistaken for bacon.
What was the egg’s reaction when bacon told a joke?
He cracked up!
Why weren’t bacon and eggs allowed in the restaurant?
Because breakfast was not served there.
Why did the egg-like bacon?
Because he made her eggcited!
What made the pig and chicken so proud?
Because they make the best egg and bacon sandwich!
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What did bacon say to the egg while hanging around in the frying pan?
“I am burning up here!”
Funny Bacon Puns
We love bacon! Bacon is one of our favorite foods. We’ve compiled a collection of the most amusing bacon puns we could find.
I got distracted when I was looking for the bacon stash, I was ham-bushed.
All of the vans carrying bacon had a reserved porking lot.
I saw a fir tree that was covered in bacon the other day, When I got closer, it turned out to be a porky-pine.
I tried some bacon in Southern Europe.
It had a lot more Greece in it.
Even if Ein-Swine tried to convince me to eat bacon, I couldn’t do it.
The server asked if I wanted bacon, sour cream, and chives on my potato.
I thought it was a loaded question.
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My doctor told me that I’ve got a bacon addiction.
He thinks I can be cured.
I never knew about Sir Francis Bacon’s son.
He was called Chris. P. Bacon.
Isn’t it odd that we bake cookies, but we cook bacon?
Someone broke into my house and stole all of my bacon.
One day I’ll catch that evil ham-burgler.
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I always make sure my bacon is real.
I like it to be genuswine.
I went into my brother’s bedroom, and there was bacon in there that was over a year old.
It was ancient grease.
I got a greetings card from a poached egg, half an English muffin, and some bacon.
It said, “Happy Hollandaise!”
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Before I could get to the bacon tree, I got ham-bushed by a bunch of vegetarians.
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I couldn’t go bacon you, even if I fried.
When you eat bacon, it really doesn’t even matter what color the pig was.
It could even be ma-hog-any.
Turkey Bacon Jokes
Turkey is the healthier version of bacon. Yeah, you read it right! Turkey is not only for Thanksgiving. It can also be your everyday food. Laugh out loud with us!
Turkey bacon isn’t that hard to chew.
That’s why you have to gobble it.
How many bacon strips should you cook if you are celebrating your 30th birthday?
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Boy, is your name bacon?
Cause, you smell like turkey bacon.
Bacon Knock Knock Jokes
Wanna add some to your bacon humour? Here are terrific knock knock jokes for those who would want to start their day with some bacon.
Who’s out there?
Bacon a wonderful cake for your birthday.
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Egbert no! Bacon please!
Bacon a cake for the party!
Dirty Bacon Jokes
You might be interested in these dirty bacon jokes. Level up your game with these jokes!
Bacon isn’t gonna be the only piece of white meat in your mouth tonight.
When I see you my heart is aching ‘cus you smell good like a plate of bacon.
Baby, your face is like bacon.
I want to wrap it around my meat!
Roses are red, You cook bacon in a pan…
My dad gave me this gun, Now get in the van
What do you call a pig who loves hot and humid weather?
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Home-cooked bacon is the best bacon in the world because it is made with love. Bacon meals provide a great deal of pleasure and happiness to all bacon enthusiasts. Fulfill your bacon cravings with these jokes and a dish of crispy bacon on the side. Share these jokes with your kids and friends!