Best Funny Quotes by Famous People

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“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.” ― Mark Twain

“Creativity is intelligence having fun.” – Albert Einstein

“Have no fear of perfection, you will never achieve it.” ― Salvador Dalí

"Have no fear of perfection, you will never achieve it." ― Salvador Dalí

“Do what you can with all you have, wherever you are.” ― Theodore Roosevelt

“I paint flowers so they will not die.” – Frida Kahlo

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“You miss 100% the shots you do not take- Lee Harvey OswaldAll generalizations are false, including this one.”― Mark Twain

“Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice.” ― Steve Jobs

“You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.” ― Zig Ziglar

“Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.” ― Will Rogers

“Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.” ― William James

“Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right.” ― Henry Ford

“Fake it until you make it! Act as if you had all the confidence you require until it becomes your reality.” – Brian Tracy

“I walk slow, but never walk backward .”― Abraham Lincon

“Creativity is contagious, pass it on.”―  Albert Einstein

"Creativity is contagious, pass it on."―  Albert Einstein

“I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.” – Frida Kahlo

“Well behaved women rarely made history.” ―  Eleanor Roosevelt

“If you are working on something that you really care about, you don’t have to be pushed. The vision pulls you.” – Steve Jobs

“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.” – Jim Rohn

“I lead from the heart, not the head”. ― Princess Diana

“Life doesn’t imitate art. It imitates bad television.” ― Woody Allen

“It’s a lie to think you’re not good enough. It’s a lie to think you’re not worth anything.” ― Nick Vujicic

“You have to shine in your own way.” ― Lady Gaga

“The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud.” ― Coco Chanel

“Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Wishing is not enough; we must do.” – Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

“If you obey all the rules, you miss al the fun.” ― katharine Hepburn

"If you obey all the rules, you miss al the fun." ― katharine Hepburn

“My favorite things in life don’t cost any money. It’s really clear that the most precious resource we all have is time.” ― Steve Jobs

“Don’t follow the crowd, the crowd will follow you.” ― Margaret Thatcher

“People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” ― Rob Siltanen

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.” – Steve Jobs

“If at first you do not succeed. Then skydiving is definitely not for you.” ― Steven wright

“The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.” – Winston Churchill

“We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way.” ― Samuel Beckett

“I have a rule. If the temperature goes below my age, I do not get out of bed.”― Ellen Degeneres

“When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you’ll be successful.” – Eric Thomas

“The way get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” – Walt Disney

“A good friend will always stab you in the front.” ― Oscar Wilde

“Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?.” ― Steve Jobs

“Today’s accomplishments were yesterday’s impossibilities.” – Robert H. Schuller

“I do not do drugs. I am drugs.” ―  Salvador Dalí

“We generate fears while we sit. We overcome them by action.” – Dr. Henry Link

“Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.” ― Brad Pitt

“We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated.” – Maya Angelou

“The planet is fine, the people are fu***d.” ― George Carlin

“When life knocks you down, try to land on your back. Because if you can look up, you can get up. Let your reason get you back up.” – Les Brown

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.” – Steve Jobs

“Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail.” ― Oprah Winfrey

"Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail." ― Oprah Winfrey

Funny quotes from Movies and Series

Not only comedies have he funniest quotes, sometimes they come from series, sad movies, or even action movies. Here you have some quotes that I am sure many people uses every day in different points of the planet.

You might have also a quote from a movie or serie that you use with your friends a lot! Maybe you did not realize (or remember) that that fun quote it comes from a movie…

“The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus.” ― Bruce Lee

” …I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.”― The Big Bang Theory

” You know, it takes two to get one in trouble.” ― She Done Him Wrong

“I save my carbs for wine, it’s called priorities.” – Carrie

"I save my carbs for wine, it’s called priorities." – Carrie

“That’s How You Know That Your Family Loves You – When They Feel Free To Scream At You.” ― Modern Family

“Instant gratification takes too long.” — Carrie Fisher

“And I misspelled in front of the entire school the word, ‘failure’.” — Dwight at The Office

“Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.”  —  Pirates of the Caribbean

“Sell crazy someplace else. We’re all stocked up here.” — As Good As It Gets

“The best thing about visiting the President is the food! Now, since it was all free, and I wasn’t hungry but thirsty, I must’ve drank me fifteen Dr. Peppers.” — Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump

“Fish are friends, not food.” ― Finding Nemo

"Fish are friends, not food." ― Finding Nemo

Celebrity quotes

Every time there is a movie presentation, a famous people gathering, an Oscar ceremony or any other event, journalist are there with their cameras and microphones in the hand waiting to hear some hilarious quotes from celebrities.

Here you have some of the most known, some of them even have their own memes.

“No matter how talented you are. Not everybody is going to like you.” — Justin Bieber

“The funny thing is. When you start feeling happy alone, that’s when everyone decides to be with you.” — Jim Carrey

“I thought Europe was a country.” — kelly Pickler

"I thought Europe was a country." — kelly Pickler

“The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.” — Helen Hayes

“I am who I am. I can´t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.” — Gwyneth Paltrow

“One persons craziness is another persons reality.” – Tim Burton

“I am my own experiment. I am my own work of art.” — Madonna

“Well, a bear can stand juggle and stand on a ball and he’s talented, but he’s not famous.” – kim karashian

“I like women. I don’t understand them, but I like them.” — Sean connery

“A word to the wise ain’t necessary. It’s the stupid ones who need the advice.” — Bill Cosby

“I have insecurities of course but i do not hang out with anyone who points them out to me.” — Adele

“The secret to a happy marriage? Do whatever your wife tells you.” — Denzel Washington

"The secret to a happy marriage? Do whatever your wife tells you." — Denzel Washington

Summary Quotations from famous

Do you have any other quote you wanna share with all of us that you heard or read around from any famous person? I have plenty of motivation quotes from famous that inspire me, I will do a full article with them.

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