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107 Funny Questions (and answers) – The Ultimate List You Need

Looking for a fun way to start a conversation? Or maybe make a chat a bit more interesting or challenging? Here is the ultimate list you need with 49 funny questions and answers to spark your talk with someone.

I’m pretty sure you can ask plenty of questions, but you’ll agree that not all of us can be funny. But since you’ve landed right just on this page, you got plenty of funny questions to back you up.

You can also check out these Funny Jokes and Amazing Cat Facts for more good laugh.

Here’s what we got for you.

Funny questions with answers

Worry not! We are not just giving you the question but also the answer, so you can seem a smart ass! Let’s see how many of these questions your listener answers correctly.

If they do answer all of them correct… they might have seen this article too!

Just kidding, they could also be smart. (But most probable they just found the article).


What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.


What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel.


What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?

Incorrectly.

What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?


What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?

Your cellphone.


What goes up but never ever comes down?

Your age.


A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come?

She fell off the bottom rung.


What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?

An envelope.


How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!


What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?

A clock.


What can be caught but never thrown?

A cold.


How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,..

How many seconds are there in a year?


How many months have 28 days?

All 12!


Thanks to me, you can see straight through the wall.

What am I?

A window.


Which weighs more a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?

Neither.

They both weigh exactly one pound.


How can the pocket of your pants be empty,

but still have something in it?

When something is a hole.


Everyone in the world needs it,

but they usually give it without taking it.

What is it?

Advice.


What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short.


What belongs to you but gets used by everyone else more than you?

Your name.

What belongs to you but gets used by everyone else more than you?


What occurs once in a minute,

twice in a moment,

and never in one thousand years?

The letter M.


I’m so fragile that if you say my name, you’ll break me.

What am I?

Silence.


What runs, but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?

A river.


What bird can lift the most weight?

A crane.


What goes up as soon as the rain comes down?

An umbrella.


The more you take, the more you leave behind.

What am I?

Footprints.

The more you take, the more you leave behind.


I have all the knowledge you have. But I’m so small, you can hold me in your fist.

What am I?

Your brain.


How much dirt is there in a hole that’s 5 feet wide and 5 feet deep?

None.


What has three feet but can’t walk?

A yardstick.


If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what do four and five make?

Nine.


Name four days of the week that start with the letter “t”?

Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.


What has four eyes but can’t see?

Mississippi.


What’s as big as an elephant but weighs absolutely nothing?

Its shadow.

What’s as big as an elephant but weighs absolutely nothing?


Forwards I’m heavy but backward I’m not.

What am I?

A ton.


A girl leaves home and turns left three times, only to return home facing two guys wearing masks.

Who are the two guys?

The catcher and the umpire.


Beth’s mother has three daughters. One is called Lara, the other one is Sara.

What is the name of the third daughter?

Beth.


We see it once in a year, twice in a week, and never in a day.

What is it?

The letter “e”.


If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it.

What is it?

A secret.

If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it.


What has one eye but can’t see anything at all?

A needle.


What is it that lives if it is fed,

and dies if you give it a drink?

Fire.


If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing

an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper,

which would you light first?

The match


If Mrs. John’s bungalow is decorated completely in pink,

with the walls, carpet, and furniture all shades of pink,

what color are the stairs?

There are no stairs because bungalows do not have a second floor.


Some months have 31 days,

others have 30 days,

but how many have 28 days?

All the months have 28 days.


Uncle Bill’s farm had a terrible storm and all but seven sheep were killed.

How many sheep are still alive?

Seven.


What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time?

A widow.


What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush


What is it that goes up, but never comes down?

Age.

What is it that goes up, but never comes down?


Why are 1968 pennies worth more than 1967 pennies?

Because there is one more penny in 1968 pennies than in 1967 pennies.


What did one campfire say to the other?

Shall we go out tonight?


Why are movie stars considered cool?

Because they have so many fans.


What is white and black, but red all over?

The newspaper is “read” all over.


Random funny questions

These questions might seem random, but behind them you can see how our minds work.


There are three important rooms in a house. The first one is filled with money. The second one is filled with important papers. The third one is filled with jewelry.

One day all of these rooms burst into fire. Which room did the policemen put out the fire in first?

None of them, because policemen do not put out fires; firemen do.


What can one catch that is not thrown?

A cold.


I have teeth but can’t eat.

What am I?

A comb.


What can run but not walk?

Raindrops.

What can run but not walk?


Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister?

No, but since he is dead it would be hard to do so.


Why can’t a woman living in Europe be buried in Canada?

A living woman cannot be buried anywhere.


What has a neck but no head?

A bottle.


A man dressed in all black is walking down a country lane.

Suddenly, a large black car with no lights on comes around the corner and screeches to a halt.

How did the car’s driver know he was there?

It was day time.


What moves faster: heat or cold?

Heat. Because you can always catch a cold.

Funny questions to ask people

These are funny questions to ask a guy or a girl. It does not matter! You will see we all have all same and different ideas. Very interesting to see weather different people really answer.

BTW If you want weird replies to them, ask some kids… they just have such a big imagination!


There are eight men sitting on a couch. Three legs break and six men leave.

How many legs are remaining?

Five; the legs of the two remaining men (4) and the remaining couch leg.


If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?

The 4 you took away.


What’s full of holes but can still hold liquid?

A sponge.

What’s full of holes but can still hold liquid?


A cowboy rode into town on Friday.

He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday.

How is that possible?

Friday was the name of his horse.


I’m light as a feather, but not even the strongest girl can hold me for more than 5 minutes.

What am I?

Breath.


You spot a boat full of people but there isn’t a single person on board.

How is that possible?

Everyone on board is married.


What can you hold without touching it at all?

A conversation.

What can you hold without touching it at all?


What is the maximum number of times a single page of a newspaper can be folded in half by hand?

Only once, because after that you will be folding it into quarters, eighths, etc.


How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?

She sleeps at night.


What goes up and down, but always remains in the same place?

Stairs.

Unusual questions to ask on social media

These funny questions to ask on Instagram are great because it is easy to put a photo /image to them. Writing a question on your Instagram captions is always good as it will make people comment it.

And Instagram loves that people interact in their app. Ready to challenge your followers?


What has a head, a tail, but does not have a body?

A coin.


What can be broken, but is never held?

A promise.

What can be broken, but is never held?


I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow.

What am I?

A candle.


What is it that if you have,

you want to share with me,

and if you share,

you do not have?

A secret.


What breaks and never falls, and what falls and never breaks?

Day breaks and night falls.


What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t actually alive?

Your gloves.


If an electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph,

which way does the smoke blow?

An electric train has no smoke.


Can you name three consecutive days

without using the words Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday?

Yesterday, today, and tomorrow

Funny questions to ask friends when bored

You are at your new friend’s house and you do not know what to talk about… so we prepared some questions you can ask. Let’s see who has a better or funnier answer. Ready?


Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?

The baby, since he is a little Bigger.


What travels the world while stuck in one spot?

A stamp!


What can you make that no one—not even you—can see?

Noise.


What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?

The letter “w.”

What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?


I have one head, one foot, and four legs.

What am I?

Your bed.


How did the boy kick his soccer ball ten feet,

and then have it come back to him on its own?

He kicked it up.


What two keys can’t open any door?

A monkey and a donkey.

What two keys can’t open any door?


If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?

Survivors are not buried.


What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?

Not normal, because people usually have half their fingers on one hand.


I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even.

What number am I?

Seven (take away the ‘s’ and it becomes ‘even’).


Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly.

There are no windows or doors.

How do you get out?

Stop imagining.

Funny deep questions

Let’s go a bit deeper. These questions might seem funny but really they hide a smart answer. How many of your friends got it right?


A man and his son were in an automobile accident.

The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery.

The emergency room surgeon said, “I cannot operate because that is my son!”

How was this possible?

The emergency room surgeon was his mother.


Of you sit a cup on the table facing south while you are on the north side of the table,

On which side is the cup’s handle?

No matter which way the cup is turned, the handle is always on the outside.


What gets bigger and bigger the more you take away from it?

A hole.

What gets bigger and bigger the more you take away from it?


A man was outside taking a walk when it started to rain.

The man didn’t have an umbrella and he wasn’t wearing a hat or a hood.

His clothes got soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet.

How could this be?

The man was bold.


Robert, my neighbor, a forty-five-year-old blacksmith is seven feet tall and eats all day long.

What does he weigh?

Iron.


What’s greater than God and more evil than the devil.

Rich people want it, poor people have it.

And if you eat it, you’ll die?

Nothing.


Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat.

Everyone ate one slice of pizza, yet only three slices were eaten.

How’s that possible?

The group included a grandmother, her daughter, and her daughter’s daughter.


If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall,

how long would it take four men?

No time, because the wall is already built.


How was it possible that every single person in an airplane crash died,

but two people survived?

The two survivors were married.


First, you throw away my outside and cook the inside.

Then you eat my outside and throw away my inside.

What am I?

Corn on the cob.

Because you throw away the husk, cook the corn.

Then you eat the kernels and throw away the cob.


What is always coming, but never arrives?

Tomorrow.


If I drink, I die. If I eat, I’m fine.

What am I?

A fire.

Questions with answers - fire


“The attorney is my brother,” testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he did not have a brother.

Who is lying?

Neither one, because the accountant was his sister.


What gets sharper the more you use it?

Your brain.


A man lives on the 100th floor of an apartment building.

On rainy days he rides the elevator all the way up.

However, on sunny days, he goes halfway and takes the stairs the rest of the way.

Why?

The man is short and can only reach the button for the 50th floor on the elevator.

On rainy days, he uses his umbrella handle.

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Summary funny questions with answer

Here you have it! Some funny questions to ask when you are bored or when you wanna challenge someone.

I heard some of these questions were even used in an university entrance exam, because they confront your thoughts.

Therefore, I recommend you to keep looking for questions and jokes that will make you think about different perspectives in life. Also there are lot of cool games you can play to sharp your brain.

Julia
I am Julia, I love to laugh and I love to make people laugh.