When children are asked what they want to be when they grow up, a large number of them will respond that they want to be a superhero who has special abilities. The only limit is your own creativity. At times, all we need is for someone to step in and rescue the day. Entertain your kids with your superhero jokes.
Funny Superhero Jokes for Kids
When it comes to entertaining children, jokes about superheroes are a terrific way to get their attention. In order to keep your kids entertained, you should learn a few of these funny superheroes jokes.
What do superhero kids and parents do to get their kids to school?
What does Wonder Woman change her name to when she travels?
Why did Superman never need a babysitter?
Because he always had Super Vision!
What happened when Batman visited Westeros?
He formed the Dark Knight’s Watch!
How do superheroes prepare their dinner?
They save the food first!
How do you know Cat Woman likes you?
Why did the old hard-of-hearing man distrust Batman?
He thought he was called Bad man!
What do you get when you cross a superhero and the Dead Sea?
What do you call a superhero who likes to cook?
Funny Hero Jokes
Looking for joke superheroes would love? These are just amazing! We’ve collected a list of the most amusing hero jokes that you’ll undoubtedly like.
Why is Spiderman good at playing baseball?
He knows how to catch flies.
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What would you get if Batman and Robin were smashed by a steam roller?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Which is Thor’s favorite day of the week?
Thors-day, of course!
What does a super hero put in his drink?
What do you call Iron Man without his suit?
What is a villain’s favourite part of the joke?
The punch line
What do you get when you cross a superhero with a potato?
Where do most superheroes live?
What happens when Batman is late to play baseball with Robin?
There is a Wayne delay.
Where does Spiderman hang out in his spare time?
On the World Wide Web!
What’s the difference between Batman and a robber?
Batman can go into a store without robin
Why does Loki hate the day after Wednesday?
Because it’s Thors day.
How was the superhero party?
It was pretty Lo-ki!
Which game show features superheroes?
The Greatest Cape!
Which superhero spends too much time in the sun?
What name do you call a pair of villainous twins?
Why was baby Superman the only kid at the playground?
The sign said Supervision Required.
What is Black Panther’s goal in life?
To find his purr-pose!
Who doesn’t know superman? Superman is the superhero that everyone knows. Get ready to laugh your head off with these funny superman jokes.
What does Superman use to eat cereal?
A Super bowl
What is Superman’s favorite drink?
Who was pre-historic Superman’s arch enemy?
T. Rex Luthor.
How did Superman fix the broken bridge?
A lot of Super Glue
What happens to Superman after he eats a tic-tac?
He has super breath.
What is Superman’s favorite sporting event?
The Super Bowl.
Why is Clark Kent such a bad cook?
His cooking is Superbland.
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Why doesn’t Superman like to go out after dinner?
He’s afraid of krypto-night.
What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a chowder?
Why did all the pictures come out dark at Superman’s birthday party?
They forgot to invite the Flash.
When does Superman sleep?
What’s the name of Superman’s home planet in opposite dimension?
What kind of home does Superman live in?
Where does Superman go potty?
In the Supercan.
Why does Superman tell jokes while he runs?
He’s an Action Comic.
What do Superman put in his lemonade?
Why does Superman carry around a power converter when he’s in the United States?
Because he’s from the DC Universe.
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What do you get when you cross a pig and Superman?
The man of Squeal.
Where did Superman go to college?
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Where does Clark Kent go on vacation?
What does Superman like even more than New Year’s Eves?
What is Superman’s favorite candy?
Why is it so easy for Superman to jump higher than tall buildings?
Because buildings can’t jump.
Who would Superman say you should never hire to repair your lawn?
Captain America Jokes
Captain America is a fictional superhero who appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics in the United States. Prepare to burst out laughing when you hear this hilarious Captain America jokes.
Captain America asks Iron Man “How much did it cost to kill your parents?”
Captain America’s shield was made of Adamantium. What was Hawkeye’s shield made of?
Why doesn’t Captain America like Indian restaurants?
Because they serve Hyderabadis!
Do you know who could beat Captain America?
What do you get when the Hulk wears Captain America’s clothes?
A Star-Spangled Banner.
Did you hear Ant Man will be in Captain America 3?
I hear it will be a small role
What’s Captain America’s favorite type of coffee?
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Which setting does Captain America search for in his Android Settings?
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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?
Star spangled Banner.
Always trying to take Captain America’s job.
Why did Captain America wait so long to carry Thor’s hammer?
He didn’t wanna steal his thunder.
Captain America, The Hulk, Thor, and Iron Man all get Lego sets for Christmas.
What did Captain America order at Starbucks?
One Iced Americano.
After Captain America died, The Incredible Hulk inherited the mantle.
He renamed himself ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’.
What does Captain America say when he wants an orchestra?
Iron Man Jokes
For lovers of the Marvel Avengers character Iron Man, here are some iconic Iron Man jokes to enjoy.
What is Iron Man’s favorite drink?
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What did Iron Man say to Spider Man?
Don’t bug me.
Which super hero runs in marathons?
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Which super hero wears the least wrinkled suits?
What did they call Iron Man when he got older?
Why did the Hulk ask for Tony Stark’s help in setting up for the Christmas party?
Because Iron Man has the missile toes…
How does Ant Man keep his suit from getting wrinkled?
With help from Iron Man.
What did Tony Stark name his jazz band?
The Avengers Ensemble.
What is Tony Stark’s favorite carnival ride?
The ferrous wheel.
Why did Iron Man team up with the Silver Surfer?
Why isn’t Iron Man welcome at a buffet?
He has a ferrocious appetite!
What party game does Tony Stark like most?
The scAVENGER hunt.
What do you call Iron Man when he’s out of his suit?
If Iron man was a potato, what would his name be?
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What did Iron Man and Bucky call their new coffee shop?
How did Iron Man feel after falling asleep in the bathtub?
He felt well-rusted.
What did Iron Man win for his fine performance in a Broadway show?
Superhero Jokes One-Liners
There are moments in which superheroes might seem gloomy due to their backstories and appearances. These funny superhero one liners can help to lighten the mood.
Iron Man had a go at making formal clothes, but it wasn’t his strong suit.
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.
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The most confusing superhero film is The Invisible Man.
Very hard to follow.
My favourite superhero is Ice Cream Man.
The movies The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises are so similar I almost Gotham mixed up.
Let’s get hammered.
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Steve McQueen won a superhero lookalike competition once because he was in the greatest cape.
Black Widow…she’s always dead on.
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What happens when the Silver Surfer teams up with Iron Man?
They become alloys.
Who always watches over Thor?
Thor’s Asgardian angel.
What did Iron Man say to Ant-man?
He said, “stop bugging me”.
What is Thor’s favorite food?
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When Captain America was younger, what did people call him?
They called him Lieutenant America.
What do you get if you cross a potato and a superhero?
What would you get if you cross a superhero with an apple?
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Which superhero would win a singing competition?
The Captain American Idol.
Why didn’t Iron Man like his new assistant?
Because he wasn’t Happy.
What does Iron Man cook with?
He cooks with Pepper’s pots.
What does Iron man eat every day for breakfast?
He eats iron bran.
What’s the difference between Aluminum Man and Iron Man?
While Iron Man stops the villains, Aluminum Man foils their plans.
What would you call Bruce Banner if he didn’t speak to anyone?
The Incredible Sulk.
Superhero Knock-Knock Jokes
We have some more jokes for you. These knock knock jokes will make you laugh so hard.
Batman here came to robin you of your problems.
Trick or Treat!
Trick or Treat who?
Trick or Treat your Joker.
No. Doctor strange.
Superhero Jokes For Adults
The only thing better than superheroes is humorous superhero jokes! So, here are our picks for the greatest jokes about heroes for adults.
What do you call it when Iron Man does a cartwheel?
A ferrous wheel.
What does Peter Parker tell people when they ask what he does for a living?
He says he’s a web designer.
What’s Spiderman’s favorite month?
If I could be any super hero, I think I’d be Aluminium Man.
My super power would be foiling crime.
What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot broth?
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
Iron Man is a superhero and Iron Woman is a command.
What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?
How does the pope refer to his secret superhero identity?
It’s his altar ego.
Who is Vietnam’s greatest superhero?
There should be an MtF superhero group.
They would be the Ex-Men.
How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?
Three. Two to get murdered and one to never get over it.
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