Are you looking for dinosaur jokes for the little one during parties and whatnot? Then you’re in the right place! Dinosaur jokes are just so popular among the kids, and well, some adults too. These jokes are timeless and since they’ve walked the earth billions of years ago, humans have created so many laugh-out-loud jokes about them. Check out the rest of these posts here!
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Dinosaur Jokes Puns
These massive but equally lovable creatures have roamed and walked this earth eons of years ago are identified as one of the largest creatures ever existed. There are about 700 known species of dinosaurs, that’s more than we can remember. The closes family that dinosaurs have that we can see today are the birds, they’re much smaller in size but still, they’re adorable and the source of many puns too!
Here are some of the funniest dinosaur jokes that you can rawr with today.
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How did the triceratops speed up his computer?
He gave it a good RAM.
What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex!
What do you call a T.Rex who can’t accept defeat?
Because it was an early bird!
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
A thesaurus!
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
You may have graduated but I have got many degrees.
What do you call a dinosaur who has left its armor out in the rain?
A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call the dog of a dinosaur with one eye?
Do-you-think-he-saurus rex.
Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns?
I dino what to tell you, but probably not.
Why are dinosaurs never overweight?
They’re surrounded by scales.
What do you call it when a dinossaur has a car accident?
A tyrannosaurus wreck!
What did the dinosaur say to the cashier at the till?
Keep the climate change.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-try-try-ceratops!
Offensive Dinosaur Jokes
Oh well, looks like we have some bad dinosaur jokes too! Don’t worry, they’re safe jokes still. They may have some scary words in them but they’re still as funny as the rest of the jokes you can read in this post. Enjoy and read more!
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur blows its nose?
A: Out of the way.
Which is the scariest dinosaur?
A Terror-dactyl.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A dino-saw !
Where do dinosaurs go shopping?
The dino-store!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork!
Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Two dinosaurs.
Q. What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
A: Anything you want, it can’t hear you.
Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with bad eyesight?
A: Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars?
Fossil fuels.
What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?
Tyrannosaurus ex!
Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns?
I dino what to tell you, but probably not.
Dumb Dinosaur jokes
We can’t help it, there are also dumb dinosaur jokes that we need to include because they’re that funny. Share these dumb jokes with your family, friends, and kids too. See them rolling on the floor laughing.
What did the dinosaur say to the cashier?
Keep the climate change.
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent!
Here is your dinosaur toy! Would you like it gift raptor not?
Why can’t dinosaurs clap their hands?
Cause they’re dead.
Why do museums have so many old dinosaur bones?
Because they can’t find any new ones!
Where did the dinosaur clown get a job?
At the carnivore.
What do you call the ghost of a dinosaur?
A scaredactyl.
I’m not saur-ee I came up with this half-baked pun. I feel ptero-bill.
What were dinosaur’s last words?
“Ayo these don’t look like shooting stars. ”
“ROAR!” he yelled.
“What dinosaur is that?” I asked.
“T Rex!”
Then he said, “HONK!”
“What dinosaur is that?” I asked with a chuckle.
“Triceratops,” he said.
“Why does a Triceratops honk?”
And he said, “Because it has horns!”
Why did the Tyrannosaurus paint her toenails red?
So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Summary
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