86 HILARIOUS Sister Jokes That Will Strengthen Your Bond

86 HILARIOUS Sister Jokes That Will Strengthen Your Bond

Older or younger, sisters are indispensable. They are fun-filled experiences playing and enjoying trips during childhood days and even nowadays. Sisters are always there to extend a helping hand, but not only that because jokes are extra fun when your sisters laugh with you. Sometimes they are annoying. Perhaps, a good joke may help. Let’s all engage in this wonderful collection of sister jokes that will surely bring you full joy.

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Funny Sister Jokes

If you have a sister who roasts you all the time, these funny jokes to tell your sister are a good comeback that I’m sure you’ll have a great time telling them. Enjoy!


Although I miss my sister,
I aim to get better.

Although I miss my sister, I aim to get better.


A few weeks ago, my sister got married and now has 16 husbands.
There are four richer, four poorer, four better, and four worse.


It turns out that Cardi B’s sister is a fitness instructor,
named Cardi O.


Suddenly my sister came up to me and said,
“Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year. Are you free tomorrow?”


My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer the elevator.
I guess we were raised differently.


My sister hates it when I invade her privacy;
it’s written right here in her diary.


Did the tree say anything to his sister?
Wood you please leaf me alone you son of a birch.

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My sister asked me to give her something hard to write on.
I don’t know why she got so mad at me.
Sand is difficult to write on.


My sister recently lost her tongue in a bad accident.
I would like to make a joke about it, but I think it would be very tasteless.


When your sister is crying, what do you say to her?
“Are you in a crisis?”

When your sister is crying, what do you say to her


How did the Redneck locate his sister in the woods?
Attractive.


Sally has 100 sisters, but why does she have so many?
Her home is an orphanage.


What do little sisters like to ride?
A nissan.

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Is there any difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.


What is the procedure for circumcising someone from Alabama?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Older Sister Jokes

These jokes about sisters will make your day full of happiness and joy. Crack these funny jokes for sisters and make them laugh out loud!


I just found out my wife has a twin sister.
I saw her on Tinder.


My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.


What do you call a helpful sister?
Assister.


Did you know Darth Vader has a sister?
Her name is Ella.

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I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my sister.


My sister majored in Philosophy.
I saw her sobbing the other day, worried she won’t get a job.


Mean Sister Jokes

Want to learn some good comebacks for sisters? Well, we’ve got your back. Take a look at these funny sister insults that I’m sure are very relatable and hilarious.


When I feel ugly,
I think of my sister and feel better.


I told my sister I was into incest.
She took it really hard.

I told my sister I was into incest


I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?
My severely diabetic sister.

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I have a half-sister.
Shark attacks are brutal.


Let’s play Cinderella.
You can be the ugly step sister.

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Little Sister Jokes

Looking for jokes to say to your sister? Banter these jokes to make your sister laugh! Here is the list of our funniest jokes to tell your little sister. I bet that your sister will laugh and chuckle out loud! Have a good time reading these jokes, and remember to say them at the right time!


What makes you so annoying?
A younger sister.


While growing up, my parents always told me to try again when I fail,
which is why I have a little sister.


My little sister thinks she’s so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.


What do you call a bear without teeth?
A gummy bear.

What do you call a bear without teeth


When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.


My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world.
She’s got my sister’s eyes.


I tickled my little sister’s foot this morning and my mum went crazy about it.
Something about waiting until she was born.

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Sister Jokes One-Liners

Sometimes we need to laugh and have fun to ease all the stress from school or work. Here is our list of funny jokes to tell your sister that I’m sure you’ll like.


My sister wanted to marry a postman.
but our parents didn’t letter.


I made my mother’s French sister angry.
Now she’s a cross aunt.

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I miss my sister’s dog.
I haven’t seen her in a dog’s age.

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What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?
Mitosis!


My mom’s sister runs the local candlelight services for the community.
She is a vigil-aunty.


My sister becomes physically ill when I burn her toast.
It turns out she’s black-toast-intilerant.

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My sister becomes physically ill when I burn her toast. It turns out she's black-toast-intilerant.


My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.

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What do you call it when a sister of the church is speaking gibberish?
Nun-sense!


Why couldn’t Sam ever get along with his Father’s sister, Ithesis?
Because she was his…


My sister was complaining her online dating profile only attract pigs.
She’s a real babe magnet.


What can you use to throw a sister?
Nunchucks.


My mum’s sister keeps taking the law into her own hands…
She’s a vigilauntie.


How To Roast Your Sister Jokes

Are you bored and thinking of a way how to make your sister mad? Are you planning to roast your sister? We’ve rounded up these hilarious funny sister insults that you’ve never heard before!


I wish you’d never been born.


Give me back the remote now.
Before I sit on you.


At least I was wanted, you were obviously a mistake.


I’m the favourite, they hate you.


You don’t even look like the rest of us.
That’s because you’re adopted.

You don't even look like the rest of us. That's because you're adopted.


No, you cannot borrow my clothes, you’ll just stretch them.


What the fuck are you wearing?
You look rank.


Stop FUCKING EATING MY FOOD YOU FAT BITCH.


I don’t want to share with you.
I hate you.


I really want to beat the living daylights out of you,
but it’s not worth getting the wooden spoon for.

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You want to know where babies come from?
Ask Mam.


Funny Sibling Jokes

When it comes to siblings, the love-hate relationship is particularly peculiar. Unconditional love is built by the tightest of familial ties, yet tinged with rivalry, taunting, and a strange desire to annoy the hell out of one another. So check out these funny siblings jokes that are relatable and very funny!


Siblings
(noun) : people you either plan to murder or plan a murder with. There’s no middle ground.


Parents are like “I don’t have a favorite child”
then use one of your siblings birth dates as a password.


Little boy: Santa, I want a sibling for Christmas.
Santa: Send me your mother.

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My sibling became severely depressed when he found out he was adopted.
I can’t relate.

My sibling became severely depressed when he found out he was adopted. I can't relate.


My parents refuse to let my younger siblings get shots.
What’s so wrong with underage drinking anyways.


What do you call your sibling’s daughter that lives in Alaska?
Brrr-niece.

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I can always sense when my siblings are going to have a daughter.
I have telekineices.


What do siblings have in common in Alabama?
Children.


What do you call a baby whose parents are siblings?
An Alabamination.


What’s the name of E. coli bacteria’s sibling?
Bro coli.


How does Mario communicate with his recently deceased sibling?
Luigi Board.


What do you call it when your female sibling goes crazy?
Psycho-sis.

What do you call it when your female sibling goes crazy? Psycho-sis.


Brother And Sister Jokes

Having a brother is fun. You argue, play, and fight with them. But at the end of the day, you are still family, and you’ll always love each other. So gather your siblings around and check out these brother and sister jokes that will make you and your siblings giggle!


What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not Leia finger on her!


Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You’re welcome, Backseat.

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Brother: You’re nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You’re the one with the nuts!


He told me he no longer wanted to be my brother,
but now my sister.

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Are you familiar with the party a little boy had for his sister’s dolls?
It was a Barbie-Q.


My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
His sister Chewbacca not so much.


Is there anything the pond brother told his lake sister?
Oasis! (Oh hey sis!)

Is there anything the pond brother told his lake sister? Oasis! (Oh hey sis!)


Sister Quotes

Of course, we also have these compilation good things to say to your sister. These quotes will give you some good vibes. It is simple, sweetm touching but very funny! Take a look and have fun.


“If you mess with the big sister, there is always a younger, crazier sister behind her… that’s who you don’t want to mess with!” – Unknown


“In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.” – Unknown


“More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.” – Linda Sunshine


“My sister has an awesome sister, true story.” – Unknown


“Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.” – Pam Brown


“We are sisters. If I am mad at someone, you are mad at them, too. End of story.” – Unknown


“We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school.” – Charlotte Gray


“Middle sister: victim of our older sibling, tormentor of our younger sibling, and somehow, peacekeeper between the both of them.” – Unknown


“Sisters are like fat thighs… they stick together.” – Unknown


“I smile because you’re my sister. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.” – Unknown

I smile because you’re my sister


Summary

There you have it. The funniest sister jokes that I’m sure you’ve never heard before. Sisters can be sweet, loving creatures who cause you to fall to your knees and thank God for delivering them to you, or vice versa. In any case, a sister is like a twin who deserves to be cherished at all times, whether they are nice or naughty. Furthermore, because youngsters are naturally fun, we only realize the lovely side of our sisters when we are older. As a result, it’s only right that we make sister jokes to celebrate our sisters’ ignorance. Feel free to use one of our jokes, and make sure to share it with your loved ones!

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