93 FUNNY Jokes for 5 Year Olds To Make Your Kids Giggle

93 FUNNY Jokes for 5 Year Olds To Make Your Kids Giggle

Who could effortlessly laugh at some cheesy jokes but a child? They are easily swayed by dad’s classic jokes, without a doubt. Grandpa’s humor is a favorite, too. That old man’s so-bad-they’re-good jokes can get them rolling on their stomach laughing. What else could give them some giggle if not with these funny jokes for 5 year olds? Have a look at the best jokes for kids that we have compiled for you!

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Easy Jokes For 5 Year Olds

Show off your budding comedian in your family’s rainy day activity.  Let them learn these easy and best kid-friendly jokes for a five year old.  His stand-up comedic prowess could set off a sure giggle to the whole family. Time for a giggle session!

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What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.

What do you call a dog magician


Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her.


What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.


What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
The food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

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Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will “let it go, let it go.”


What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.


Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.

Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other


What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.


What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear.


What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.


How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.


Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.


What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Ye’d think it was R, but his first love be the C.


Fun fact: Betsy Devos’ name contains every letter of the alphabet
That she knows of.

Betsy Devos' name contains every letter of the alphabet that she knows of


Poop Jokes For 5 Year Olds

We released some payload of toilet humor for your kiddos. Let them sit on the throne while dumping the stump and crack some potty talk. Pick your favorites from these clean and delightfully stinky jokes for five year olds. Make “doo the doo” a funny session.

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Do you know about the little boy who had diarrhea and was late for school?
He was running behind a little.


Why was the comedian with diarrhea rushing to say his jokes?
He couldn’t hold it in.


How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it????


Why did the toilet seat cry?
Because she got dumped.


Why does Piglet stink?
Because he always plays with Pooh.


Why did the prankster put poo in the elevator?
Because he wanted to take his pranks to the next level.


What is the favorite dance move of a poop?
Poopin’ and locking.

What is the favorite dance move of a poop


Why did Tigger put his head inside the toilet bowl?
He was looking for Pooh!


What did one toilet bowl say to the other toilet bowl?
You are looking flushed.


Why did the woman bring toilet paper to the birthday party?
She was a party pooper.


Why do swans have so many feathers?
They cover up their butt quacks.


What did the conditioner bottle do to the toilet seat?
He shampooed it.


In German, how does one say “fart”?
Farfrompoopin.


Why do people hate poop jokes?
Because they kinda stink.


Why do toilet papers roll down hills?
They need to go to the bottom.

Why do toilet papers roll down hills


What do sad toilet papers say to their friend?
I feel so wiped.


What is an example of a surprise?
A fart with a lump.


Which time is the most appropriate to poop?
Poo-thirty.


Grandpa Jokes For 5 Year Olds

Missing some old-timey jokes? How about sharing some grandpa humor with your little ones instead? These classic old man’s groan-worthy liners will surely tickle their tummies. Be ready for some serious laughs.

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Why did grandpa tell the ghosts about his shirt size?
Because he was the medium.


Why did Grandpa get banned from the zoo?
Because he had a lion’s heart.

Why did Grandpa get banned from the zoo


What did grandpa say when everyone told him my father looked like him?
He said, “He’s a poor guy, don’t worry he’ll grow out of it”.


What does grandpa say when a waiter asks about the food at the restaurant?
He points at our finished plates and confirms, “They almost didn’t like it.”


What did the lawyer grandfather say to the waiter who wrote the bill at the cash counter?
Whoever writes it, pays for it.


What did the grandpa say when he couldn’t understand his grandson’s jokes?
He yelled, “Back in my days, at least jokes made sense!”


How are stars and fake teeth alike according to my grandfather?
My grandfather said, “These two come out only during the night.”


Why did the grandpa say no to local anesthetic on the day of the operation?
Because he was looking forward to an imported one.


Why did grandpa like to wear glasses while collecting take out for dinner?
He goes to pick up the dinner with a contact-less drive-through.


What did grandpa say after reading ‘Karaoke Tonight’ at a restaurant?
He just asked what sort of fish that was.

What did grandpa say after reading 'Karaoke Tonight' at a restaurant


What does grandpa do when you tell him to change his hearing aid?
He doesn’t listen.


What do people call grandfather clocks?
The old-timers.


How would grandpa react when you tell him about online classes?
He would say, “Why is your education on the line? How will that work?”


How did the grandma stop my grandpa’s habit of biting his nails after 40 long years?
She hid his glass of teeth.


Why do you think grandpa says that his wife makes cookies the fastest?
Because she just takes nana-seconds to bake them.


Why did grandpa like an ‘All-you-can-eat’ restaurant more than grandma’s cooking?
Because he could decide when he was full at the restaurant.


Why did grandpa have the dog beside him always?
So that he could blame the dog day in and out for all his gas leaks.


Why did grandpa like spending more time with the grandchildren?
Because he got to play with toys that he couldn’t have.

Why did grandpa like spending more time with the grandchildren


Why did grandpa spend only one hour with the grandchildren?
Because one hour with them and he felt like a young fellow, more than that he said he feels drastically old.


What confirmed the fact that grandpa should retire?
When he stopped lying about his age and switched to boasting about it.


Dad Jokes For 5 Year Olds

Want your 5 year old burst into fits of laughter? Dad’s jokes are children’s ultimate type of jokester ever! Learn to nudge your little boney in the ribs by sharing these witty, silly jokes. They will either throw a giggling mood or leave shaking their heads. You should learn better, dad. Check out our kid jokes for 5 year olds.

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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean meat!


What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!


Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!

Why are ghosts bad liars


What animal needs to wear a wig?
A bald eagle!


What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!


Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!


What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!


Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!


What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!


Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!


Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems!

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Why did the math book look so sad


Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course!
The Empire State Building can’t jump!


If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
Pilgrims!


What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!


Animal Jokes For 5 Year Olds

Still looking for the best jokes for 5 year olds? It’s no surprise how children love animals more than anything else in the universe. They even smile at the mere sight of their pets. They can even memorize that long, complicated dinosaur names. Go, get them ready for a lot of laugh tracks with these well-placed silly animal jokes. Leave the kids quacking up.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.


How do you fit more pigs on a farm?
Build a sty-scraper.


What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
An udder failure.


What do you call a cow that won’t give milk?
A milk dud.


Why do fish live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.

Why do fish live in saltwater


What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.


Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
She was a little horse.


What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.


Why don’t elephants chew gum?
They do, just not in public.


What did the banana say to the dog?
Bananas can’t talk.

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How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles.

How do you make an octopus laugh


Knock Knock Jokes For 5 Year Olds

Your funny little pal requires further tickling. So, we come up with these easy-to-remember knock knock jokes for them. Test out this short and sweet LOL-worthy list and receive that giggle you want from your baby.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

Orange you going to let me in


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow
An interrupt—
MOO!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice scream soda people can hear me!


Extra: Jokes for 4 Year Olds

Your four-year-olds surely loves a good prank already. We compiled some light jokes for kids under five which could knock them off laughing. Check these jokes for kids under 5 and let that classic laugh begin.

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What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.

What do you call a fly without wings


What do elves learn at school?
The elf-abet.

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What do you call a fairy that doesn’t like to shower?
Stinkerbell.


How do you make toast in the jungle?
Put it under a Grilla.


What is black and white and goes round and round?
A penguin in a tumble dryer.


What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot.


Who granted the fish a wish?
The fairy codmother.

Who granted the fish a wish


Summary

We rounded up some jokes perfect for your kids. Train them for some goofy sense of humor and let them be the life of the party. Gather the whole family and laugh together. That’s your budding comedian over there!

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