Who doesn’t like jokes? Flirty jokes are handy when you want to break the ice or on a date, and suddenly there is an awkward silence.
Not all of us indeed have a sense of humor, but most of us always want to make someone laugh, especially those close to our hearts. Let’s make your job easier with our hilarious jokes on flirting that you can share to win the heart of that special someone!
You can also check out our cheeky and corny love jokes for more laughs!
Good Flirty One Liners
We all need a good joke to have a good day. So start your day with good vibes and take a look at our list of flirting one liners that will make you smile all day!
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
Excuse me miss, can I have the time?
I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.
Now what’s on the menu?
Are you a singularity?
Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars?
Cuz Ur Hot And I’m Ready.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.
If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus.
I was just stunned by your beauty.
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I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s.
I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
Your name must be Coca-Cola, because you’re so-da-licious.
Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
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There’s only one thing better than the cutest cat in the world.
You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta.
Together, we find limits.
You have the nicest syntax I’ve ever seen.
That’s not a candy cane in my pocket.
I’m just glad to see you!
I thought you’d be flattered that my dog found your leg so attractive.
I’ve had so much to drink that you’re beginning to look good.
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If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
I bet we can get into some serious Treble together.
Impress them on your first date by showing up in a shirt with their face on it.
Are you Vietnamese?
Cause I’m falling pho you.
How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing?
Your domain or mine?
Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates…..(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.
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Darling, you are the most beautiful woman at this party!
Did you invite these guests on purpose?
Please, Lady, come home with me.
You never know what I’ll turn into, at midnight!
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
You are my methods.
I am nothing without you.
Are you an exception?
I bet I can catch you.
Hey baby, what’s your resonance frequency?
You know, you’re not that bad looking — for a fat-ass.
Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:
1. Stay together forever
2. Break up
She’s single if her man can’t beat you up.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up?
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Do you like the internet?
Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?
Because red means Stop.
You were beautiful in my dreams, but a fucking nightmare in reality.
Did you fall from heaven?
No, I crawled out from Hell.
No wonder you’re really Hot!
Hi, I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?
How do you pick up a Jewish chick?
With a dustpan.
Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
Are you the square root of -1?
Because you can’t be real.
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Good Flirty Jokes for Her
Are you looking for the perfect flirty joke for her? If you have a crush and want to impress them, this compilation of jokes is perfect for you! Make sure to bring these funny jokes for flirting to make your flirting game to the next level!
Is your name Summer?
‘Coz you’re HOT!
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A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
You must be a full moon, coz every time you are around me, I turn into a beast.
Are you sitting on the F5 key?
Because your backside is refreshing.
You’re so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
It’s hunting season and fox-like you shouldn’t be out in the open!
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I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
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You smell like trash…
Can I take you out?
I like jokes but I like hu-mor.
Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
S.I.N.G.L.E…sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!
The doctors found a diseased blood type: U.
Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash.
Mind if we shared a cab home?
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Does your skin feel burnt?
Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry gave you a tan.
Save your breath… You’ll need it to blow up your date.
It’s girls like u that cause global warming!
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I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
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Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I sent a clown to deliver some flowers to my wife…
I thought it would be a romantic jester…
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What’s your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable?
Are you a Disney princess?
Cuz your Cinder-hella-fine.
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Why did the lady wear a helmet every time she ate?
She was on a crash diet!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Yeah, I died 5 years ago, like that puck up line.
What is life? Life is love.
What’s love? Love is kissing.
What’s kissing? Come here and I show you.
You owe me a drink, you’re so lovely I dropped mine when I saw you.
Cute Flirty Jokes
If you’re looking for flirty jokes to make her laugh, then you’ve come to the perfect page. We’ve compiled a list of flirty jokes for your girlfriend that will make your relationship stronger!
Baby, you’re so cute you made my page 404.
I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner.
You must be from Prague because I can’t help but Czech you out.
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF.
All my bases belong to you.
Baby, you’ve bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat.
I’ll be your captain.
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it and say: “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
There is a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home.
I can really put your inertia in motion.
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I feel so tired every time I meet you…
Because whenever I look into your eyes I can’t find the way out.
If you want to hide your face, go out naked.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well…
Enough about ME! How about you?
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Did you fall from heaven?
Cause your face is pretty messed up!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, ’cause baby, you’re the bomb.
Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see beauty in motion.
You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick-up line.
Boy: I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
Girl: I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?
Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you’re CuTe.
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My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.
Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?
Babe, you’re cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, cuz I want to take you home!
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Love never crossed my mind.
Until I came across you..
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Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Funny Flirty Jokes for Him
Celebrating heart’s day is fun, but you can spice up the mood by telling them corny flirty jokes. Therefore we’ve come up to make a list of romantic flirty jokes to make him laugh!
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Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
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You’re sweeter than 3.14.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I pass by you again?
Are you a keyboard?
Because you’re my type!
Must you marinate in it?
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
You’re like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
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I’ve got my ion you, baby!
You and Me = Grand Unification
I want you more than a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either.
Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
I used to think love was abstract until you implemented it in MyHeart.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?
Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
Are you a computer whiz?
It seems you know how to turn my software into hardware.
We must be subatomic particles because I feel a strong force between us.
You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
You’re more special than relativity.
I didn’t know angels could fly so low.
Hi, can I follow you home tonight?
Sorry, that came out a little strong, my mom always told me to follow my dreams.
A girl in a restaurant asked me “Are you single?”.
I happily replied “Yes”.
She took away the extra chair in front of me.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?
Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?
Funny Flirty Jokes for Texts
Texting is a great way to communicate with your loved ones. Since Valentine is near, we’ve rounded up these flirty jokes to tell a girl over text. Bet she’ll love our flirty corny jokes!
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Since there is only one of me, does that make me a limited edition?
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
My name is John but you can call me tonight.
It was love at first sight.
Then I took a second look!
Approach a woman in a bar and whisper “Hey, wanna get out of here?”
If she says yes, you can sit where she was.
I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I’ll treat you right!
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it …so I said “Implants?”
I’m new in town.
Could you give me directions to your apartment?
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
I’m sweet about you!
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Girls are like internet domain names…
the ones I like are already taken.
I fell in love at first sight.
I should have looked twice.
Guy: Wanna go out?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: It’s just like soccer, just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score.
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I don’t think it’s rude to ask someone on an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today’s newspaper.
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
You must be peanut butter because you’re making my legs feel like jelly.
Hey in my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people can I practice on you?
I wish you were on the football team because I’d love to see your backfield in motion.
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Are you a cat because you’re purrrrrrfect.
I don’t have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos.
Boy: “Are you dead because it looks like you dropped from heaven.”
Girl: “Yeah I died I long time ago, just like that line.”
Hey baby, I’m a power source, and you’re the kind of resistor I’d like to deliver my load to.
Flirty Knock Knock Jokes
We’ve rounded up these flirtatious jokes and just plain humorous knock-knock jokes to brighten up your day. So please take a look now before it’s gone! These are funny pick up lines that you can use on a date!
Aherd you like girls who tell knock-knock jokes!
Cheese a cute girl!
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Wendy, do you think we can go on a date?
Police tell me I’m your type!
Owl be seeing you soon, right?
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Life is full of uncertainties and superficialities. So why not divert it by making fun of it. Check out these extra funny flirty puns that will certainly make you giggle with glee.
What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher?
You use an acute angle. However, I’m probably just being obtuse.
What do you call a car the flirts?
If you want to flirt with a Harry Potter fan…
Just Slytherin’ to their DMs.
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You’re on a date with gravity. How do you flirt with it?
Say: “You’re very attractive.”
There’s no justification for holding a knife while flirting.
Not even if it’s a boning knife.
I went on a date with a catholic woman yesterday.
I tried to have a nice conversation, flirt, and enjoy our dinner, but she was having nun of it.
A girl saw her boyfriend flirting with other girls at the gym.
She walked up to him and said this isn’t working out.
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Advice needed: I was asked to turn on a light bulb.
And I suck at flirting. I’m in the dark on this one.
What kind of vehicle likes to flirt a lot?
A pickup truck.
There you have it, the funniest flirty jokes that you’ve never heard before. The phrase “laughter is the best medicine” is true, especially when you’re with your loved ones. Nothing feels better than having fun and cracking these jokes around. Feel free to use these jokes, and always remember to have a good time!