You have just found the best site for funny teen jokes and tweens. Sure, this might be tough audience, but with these fun gags, you will get a laugh out of them. Get ready for some corny jokes; some of them are family-friendly, other jokes not so much. And yes, it was not easy to find clean jokes that are actually funny.
Not to worry, this is the best place to find hilarious jokes for teens.
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Laughter is always the best medicine. Teenage humor and pretty much any sort of this, can cure your pain and can definitely cure your sadness. But whether you’re in pain, sad or not, it’s always a good vibe sharing jokes and spreading the laughter.
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Laugh, share, and spread the good vibes with these funny and hilarious teen jokes. Here’s what we collected for you:
Teenage Jokes for Girls
Are boys humorous than girls? Or are the girls more the funnier ones? We have found a bunch of evidence, pointing that the girls jokes are more funny. But hey, who am I to judge? Give the following teen jokes for girls a good read and scan. I also created some jokes images to share directly with your class mates, on your instagram and so on.
Drum roll, please…
What did the punching bag say to the boxer?
Hit me baby one more time.
How did the hipster burn his tounge?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
How do you drown a hipster?
In the main-stream.
If a girl is silent, it’s dangerous. They’re either about to blow up, need a hug, falling apart, crying inside, or all of the above.
How many Emo kids do you need to screw in a light-bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do yo call a vegan post-punk band?
A teenager girl had been talking on the phone for 30 minutes and hung up.
Dad: “Wow, that was short! Usually you talk for two hours. What happened?”
She: “Nothing. Just wrong number.”
Boys: We rule because God made us first! God made you girls last!
Girls: Well, obviously God made a rough draft before a final copy.
Christmas is so close. I can almost smell the mistletoe I won’t be kissed under.
Read: the funniest Christmas and Holiday jokes
Language of a teenage girl
- Fine – Pissed off completely
- Five minutes – Half an hour
- Nothing – Something
- I’m just tired – I’m upset. Hug me.
- Go ahead – Don’t even think about it
- Thanks – This is a legit apology
- Thanks a lot – This is NOT a legit apology. This is COMPLETELY sarcastic
- Nice – Not nice
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. “Look at this b-tch, eating those f-cking crackers like she owns the place!”
Someone: Are you crying?
Me: No. I’m having an allergic reaction.
Someone: To what?
Two girls wear the same shirt: “She copied my style”
Two boys wear the same shirt: “BROOOO!”
Girl’s logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it, and expect him to magically know and make the first move.
Me: Mom, look!
Mom: That’s very nice, sweetie!
Me: Oh! That is great how you saw without looking.
- Skinny – anorexic
- Thick – obese
- Virgin – too good
- Non-virgin – slut
- Friendly – fake
- Quiet – rude
… you can never please society.
How can people lift weights?
My arms get tired just by putting my hair in a ponytail.
There are five types of fear
- 14 missed calls from mom
- Username or password is incorrect
- We need to talk
You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she is holding a gun she’s probably angry.
My parents when I was 8: “Go to your room.”
My parents now: “Please come out of your room.”
Parents: Who are you texting so late?
Me: Jake from State Farm.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can’t even.
Read: Genius Funny Math jokes – for regular people and nerds
I didn’t fall, the earth rotated incorrectly.
Mom: Hey! Why are you all dressed up? Where are you going?
Me: To the bathroom. I need a new Facebook profile picture.
I hate when I’m singing a song and someone joins in and I’m like, “Bitch, this isn’t high school musical.”
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What’s that thing called when your crush likes you back?
Oh yeah, imagination.
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Me: I’m happy right now.
Life: lol one sec.
Those 13-year-old girls talking about “I need a man who…”
No, you just need to do your homework.
Teen Jokes for Boys
Alright, you made it that far. That can only mean you enjoyed the girl tween jokes or you really think that boys are more funny.
Boys often use jokes to impress on a girl or sometimes to get a girl’s attention. Fair enough, we all know based on Hollywood movies, that this is working. Well, not always…but hey…
Here is a list of teen jokes for boys that you want to read carefully. Same here, I put some jokes into images, so you can share them easily.
If I was a waiter…
I would plant fake engagement rings in every girl’s champagne glass just to see their boyfriends panic.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
I watched my dog chase his tail for 30 minutes.
And I thought “wow, dogs are easy to entertain!“.
Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for 30 minutes.
Mom: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.
A teenager at a funeral asks the priest for the WiFi password.
The priest is shocked and asks the boy “Have you no respect for the dead?”
The boy hears the priests and responds, “Is that uppercase or lowercase?”
Teenager Jamie stormed into the house furiously:
“Dad! You asked me to put a potato in my swimming trunks to impress the girls there!!! You did not specify it had to go in front!!!!!”
That awesome feeling of HOW gangster you are, after rapping your favorite part of a song without screwing up.
A teenager, who just turned 18, desperately wants a car.
His mother tells him to buy one himself. A chemistry student himself, he finds an effective money-making strategy. Every day, he would sell mixtures of Rhenium, Phosphorus, Osmium, and Tennessine, and he was earning a lot from the sales. Curious, his mother asks him about the mixtures.
The teen replied: RePOsTs are the fastest way to the car, Ma.
We all have that one friend that looks Chinese but isn’t.
Next time a stranger talks to me when I’m alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly “You can see me?”
*When my parents are asleep…*
Me: “Shhhh…they are sleeping!”
*When I am asleep:*
Parents: Let’s vacuum the house for 3 hours.
Special talent: Dramatically lip-sync songs and pretend that I’m in a music video.
When my name’s in a math problem
Class: (stares at me)
Me: That’s right bitches, I bought 60 watermelons.
Everybody knows this situation:
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
Do you ever go on Youtube just to watch a music video?
Then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to Giraffes….I just did that!
Out of all the lies, I’ve told, “Just kidding” is my favorite.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
“Naaah bro, I prefer google.”
Funny and Awkward Moments for Teenagers
We have all been there: Awkward and embarrassing moments that end up being funny – at least after some time. Either way, you know exactly what I mean. Here I collect a bunch of funny moments every teenager knows. These are some amazing teenager posts.
That awkward moment when you are actually pulling a push door.
Teacher in Math Class: “What is the answer?”
*pointing at you and the whole class staring.
Me without any idea: “Seven!”
Read: funny math jokes to make you feel smarter
Phone vibrates at home: You can barely heart it.
Phone vibrates at School: Freaking Earth Quake!
When you trust a bank with your money…but they do not even trust you with their pens…
School Teen Jokes
Want to keep up with the funny teens in school? Whether you go to High-school or any other, these ones will make you giggle. Here are plenty of the best school teen jokes to back you up. Share the funny vibes with your classmates or anyone in school.
I also summed up the coolest and funniest jokes about studying in school and college.
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Student: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Student: I didn’t do my homework.
What comes after the letter P?
Normal People: “Q”
Me: Wait…A, B, C, D, E, F, …
go buy a calculator and solve your own problems.
I’m a teenager, not a therapist.
What did the calculator say to the math students?
You can count on me.
Read my funniest math and Algebra jokes here.
please get wider.
A third friend walking behind feeling excluded.
That annoying moment when you get fed up with waiting for a page to load so you close it and in the split second that you do you can see the page has fully loaded but it’s too late.
Why is the obtuse angle so depressed?
Because they’re never right.
Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you?
It’s really easy as pi!
I secretly like getting assigned seats in school because that removes the awkward “I have no friends in this class, where do I want to sit” factor.
Elementary kids have iPhones. When I was a kid, I put glue on my hands just so I could peel it off when it dried.
I believe the word “studying” was derived from the words “students dying“.
noun 1. Someone who is ready for the zombie apocalypse but not ready for the math test tomorrow.
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in school.
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
What did the French teacher say to her pupil?
I don’t know I couldn’t understand her.
Phone vibrates at home: You can barely heart it.
Phone vibrates at School: Freaking Earth Quake!
Procrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.
What Is S.C.H.O.O.L An Acronym For?
Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.
Things I’ve learned in school:
- How to whisper
- T without looking
- How to look like I’m thinking
Do you know how many teenagers does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Why were the teenagers report card wet?
It was below the C level!
Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
She couldn’t control her pupils!
High School is like the Hunger Games and may the curve be ever in your favor.
A teenager is trying to decide where to go to college.
He’s stuck at a crossroads between three schools – Harvard, Hampden-Sydney, and Alabama. To try and get some guidance, he asks his father,
Son: “Well, what are my chances of getting laid at Harvard?”
Father: “Oh, not good at all,” his father says. “They’re too focused on studying and working to have any fun at all.”
Son: “What about Hampden-Sydney?”
Father: “Well, it’s an all-guys school, so unless you’re into that, I wouldn’t be too confident.”
Son: “Well, Alabama has to have something, right?”
Father: “Alabama!” the father says with a chuckle. “Well, at Alabama, I’d say your chances of getting laid are pretty relative!”
A teenager fails his math test
As a father was passing by his son’s bedroom, he was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed, ‘Dad.’
With trembling hands, he opened the envelope and read the letter.
“Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you all.
I have been finding real passion with Tammilynn and she is very nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it’s not only the passion… she’s also pregnant. Tammilynn said that we’ll be happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Tammilynn has opened my eyes to the fact that heroin doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be buying it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and LSD.
In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Tammilynn can get better. She deserves it.
Don’t worry Dad. I’m 14 and know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure that we’ll be back to visit so that you can get to know your twelve grandchildren we plan on having.
*P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Mike’s house. Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the failed test that you’re about to get a call from my teacher about. I love you. Call me when it’s safe to come home*”
What is a depressed teenager’s least favorite room?
The living room.
What do a Russian spy and a teenager have in common
They both have erased history.
I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.
My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, and they’re like, “It wasn’t that hard.”
In math, I use this thing called the guess and hope method.
How school works: 2+2=4
Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun’s mass.
I refuse to find your X, she left you for a reason, and don’t ask Y either!
Must be 3-7 sentences.
Me: “Yeah, I’m only writing 3.”
Teacher: Where’s your book?
Me: At home.
Teacher: What is it doing there?
Me: Having more fun than me.
Teacher: Please go to page 364 in your textbook. Random kid in the back, “Ohh! I just flipped right to that exact page in one flip!”
Me: Can I go to the restroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: To open the chamber of secrets, b-tch! What do you think?
I hate when websites ask, “Are you human?”
“No, I’m a vacuum.”
Knock Knock Jokes for Teens and Tweens
Alright let’s face it: knock knocks
are can be funny. We wrote a big summary article for the best funny knock knock jokes here.
Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!
Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
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Read here all our funniest knock-knock jokes of all time.
Jokes for Teenage Campers
Which teenager does not love camping? I mean, camping with parents or friends… okay, that is actually a huge difference. Here is a bunch of funny camper and camping teenager jokes and puns you can use to make your family laugh…or annoy them.
Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person!
There’s always one camper who is super homesick until their parents finally arrive and they don’t want to leave.
What do you call a group grizzlies cracking up together?
A BEARel of laughs!
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.
When’s the only time and place most teens go camping?
In front of Best Buy the day before the release of the new Call of Duty!
How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?
Don’t sleep too long in it!
I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day.
I couldn’t find any.
My friend likes to set up a poker table in his tent when we go camping.
The game gets intense.
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
At the camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat?
Nothing it just waved.
Jokes for Teen Party
Your teenage life would not be complete if you haven’t been to a teen party. Get everyone hooked with the best jokes for teen party below.
Friend: I wasn’t that drunk!
Me: Dude, a thief stole your TV and you ran after him screaming, “You forgot the remote!!!”
It’s hot in here!
Sorry, should I leave?
What did Postman Pat bring to a mansion’s costume party?
Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
The awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.
Walks into the kitchen at 2 AM.
Wow okay. I need to be quiet.
Trips over chair break leg catch house on fire.
How do Minecraft players celebrate?
They throw block parties!
Funny Teen Puns
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlends
I love jokes about Peter Pan. They never grow old.
Why did the alien want to leave the party?
The atmosphere wasn’t right.
I tried to make a paper joke once.
It was tearable.
When do you need to climb the ladder?
To get to High School.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid-19 exposure…..
She is my quaran-teen.
My problematic teen kid just fled across the border.
He really crossed the line this time!
Do you guys know which album Smells Like Teen Spirit was on?
Wait I got it, nevermind
Funny Jokes for Tweens
It’s pretty obvious we can tell jokes about anything under the sun. The sky is never the limit. So here are more hilarious teen jokes in general.
What is a Tween, you might ask? A Tween is that phase between being a child and a teenager. That basically means, you are in-between being cute or annoying to your parents.
Looking for more clean jokes for kids? Then check out our funny jokes for children.
“Are you free tomorrow?”
“No, I’m expensive, sorry!”
I’m literally my own best friend. I have inside jokes with myself, and sometimes I’ll start laughing out loud at how funny I am.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
My eyes are saying sleep but my mind is saying the internet.
If a girl from Iceland and a guy from Cuba have a kid. Will the kid be an ice cube?
I bet the “YMCA” dance is a lot harder to do in Chinese.
Teen Pregnancy in the 90s: My life is over.
Teen Pregnancy today: Lol MTV here I come!
“What time is it?”
“There’s a clock right there!”
“Did I ask you where the clock was?”
Some people’s laugh is funnier than the joke.
The little dance your thumbs do when you aren’t sure how to reply to a text.
Boy: Hey dad! I got a girlfriend.
Dad: Good job son!
Girl: Hey daddy, I got a boyfriend.
Dad: *loads shotgun*
Dear Mom and Dad,
stop saying, “Don’t play with your food.”
You spent the first 2 years of my life convincing me that it was a plane.
When I asked my teen to clean his room, he said, “I will“.
But what he meant was, “I will after you remind me 325 more times.”
What perfume do teenagers like?
Me: I cleaned all the dishes.
Mom: Aren’t you going to put them away too?
Me: You have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.
Ok, puberty. Jokes Over. You can make me hot now.
My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of a teenager until she checked the freezer.
What do you call an obese emo teenager?
Teenager: I Think I’m a pregnant mom.
Mom: No you’re not
Teenager: I believe I’m pregnant!
Mom: I said you’re not!
Teenager: I’M PREGNANT! WHY ARE YOU IN DENIAL? I’M PREGNANT! PREGNAAAANT!
MOM: SHUT UP SON! You’re not!
The other day, I read that 40 percent of teens have tried drugs in school…
That was a hard pill to swallow.
I’ve been killing rich parents, throwing spiders at nerdy teens, dumping acid on kids, and calling disabled people mutants.
I haven’t created a superhero yet, but it better happen soon because I need to be stopped.
19 early teens went to a cinema to watch a dirty movie…
They said, “Let us in, we’re over 18”.
What’s something pregnant teens and their fetuses have in common?
They both think “mom is gonna kill me”
A long time ago, in the middle east
There was a town where everyone worshipped many gods. But one day, a young boy arrived from afar, claiming to be a prophet sent by Allah. He told them to convert to Islam, or else they would receive divine punishment.
Naturally, the townspeople rejected his words, and they executed him in public. Mere days later, a mysterious disease swept through the town and killed every last one of them.
They should have obeyed the Quran teen.
Why did teen electrician got struck by lightning?
Because his parents grounded him.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
What motivates teens to protest climate change?
They’re doing it for the Greta good.
If you’re a teen who doesn’t drink remember, don’t succumb to beer pressure.
When I was a teen, Michael Jackson completely ruined me.
He told to “beat it” and that’s why I never had a girlfriend.
The government swore to shut down Fortnite due to claims of the video game aggravating children and teens worldwide.
Two weeks later, Fortnight was finished.
What do you say when someone is in denial about the laws of refractions?
Smells like teen spirit
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig.
A teen is telling his parents what he wants to major in.
“I want to be a history major,” he says.
The dad responds, “No, you don’t! There’s no future in it!”
There is many more hilarious dad-jokes. We summed up the best funny dad jokes here.
What do pre-teen ducks hate?
A college freshman in the year 2034 opens a bottle of cheap vodka and immediately exclaims:
Smells just like my childhood!
What do you call a childish churro?
Teenage Riddles and Jokes
Wanna challenge your teenager brain? Let’s go! We have collected many more riddles and quizzes here.
Question: I have no doors but I have keys, I have no rooms but I do have a space, you can enter but you can never leave. What am I?
Answer: a keyboard
Question: What do you find at the end of the line?
Answer: the letter E
Question: What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
Answer: A palm
Question: What fruit is always sad?
Answer: A blueberry
Question: Name three days consecutively where none of the seven days of the week appear.
Answer: Yesterday, today, and Tomorrow
One Liners Teenage Jokes
Alright, you want a simple one liner jokes for teens and tweens. That means either you cannot remember long gags, you are lazy or you simply want to be efficient. Either way, no judgement. I am all of the above.
A great gag does not need to be long and complex. There are many one liner jokes for teenagers that will make you burst out loud. Also, the shorter the jokes, the easier to remember.
I collected more one-line jokes for teens here.
So bookmark this page for all your fun teen gags and jokes. We always add new ones.
I tried writing with a broken pencil but it was pointless.
I was going to tell a pizza joke but it was too cheesy.
I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can
I tried writing with a broken pencil but it was pointless.
I am a smart person, I just do stupid things.
Parents call it “talking back“. We call it “explaining“.
I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired.
My dad wanted to be a doctor but he didn’t have the patients.
If you need help building an ark, I Noah guy.
Lazy rule: Cannot reach what I dropped? Do not need it anymore.
I hate it when I meow to cats and they do not meow back.
Read: the best animal jokes (with cats and dogs)
If someone calls you ugly, have a good comeback and say “Excuse me, I am not a mirror“.
There was a kid-napping on a school bus but it’s fine. He woke up.
Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.
Summary for Top Teenager Jokes in 2021
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