When traveling the world, the humor never fails. A lot of things can go wrong on your holidays, family vacation, couple retreat, or backpacker trip. These funny traveler jokes will help to lighten the mood.
Dear World Travelers, since you enjoy the world so much, you will enjoy these funny vacation jokes even more. Okay, not sure if even more, but these jokes will make every travel laugh. Travel humor is part of exploring the world.
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I collected a bunch of funny traveling puns and jokes that everyone who stepped outside the comfort zone will make juggle. You will find jokes and puns about travel related to countries like France, city names like Nice and so much more.
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Best Travel Jokes of all Time (Updated 2021)
So you have been looking for the best travel jokes of all time? Well, this list is at the very least close to them. Keep scrolling to find out what happened to the suitcase and where Santa Clause sleeps.
Before you dive into this humorous sentences (also called jokes…), I put together actually funny lockdown jokes too. You know, since this situation is so annoying, we just have to take it with a sense of humor. Here are funny quarantine jokes too. That surely will help!
Here are the best travel jokes for the explorer of the world.
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Where do cows go on vacation?
What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?
Me: the Airline lost my luggage, so I tried to sue them.
Someone: Did you win?
Me: Unfortunately not, I lost the case.
Why did Mister Krabs not invite Spongebob to go on vacation?
Because he is absolutely Shellfish.
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Running to the Departures Gate is my kind of cardio. #fitness
Is it only me, or does my cat always look at me like I asked her to give me a ride to the airport?!
Which type of traveler is the most calm?
“A hotel minibar allows you to see into the future and find out what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2037.” – Comedian Rich Hall
Why do people take an instant dislike to flight attendants?
To save time later.
Where does a cow stay when it is on vacation?
Where does Santa Claus stay on a vacation?
In a Ho-Ho-Hotel.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Can’t believe this is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19…
Normally, I don’t go because I’m poor.
Where do sheep go on vacation?
They go to the baaaaaahaaaaaamas.
Traveling on a train for too long:
Conductor on a train: “But sir, you cannot travel with this! This is a child’s ticket! You’re at least 19 years old!”
Backpacker: “You see how horribly long your delays are? You should be ashamed!”
My passport just called me. It’s super bored. Guess I have to travel then.
Where do sharks go on holiday?
“How can you ever be late for anything in London? They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.”
– Jimmy Kimmel
How do you know if an elephant loves to travel?
Because he always packs his own trunk.
Few things I love as much as traveling:
- Thinking about travel
- travel planning
- watching travel documentaries
- reading travel blogs
- reading travel magazines
- booking flights
- booking accommodation
- scroll instagram for travel photos
- make a bucket list
When visiting a new city…
Brain: I think we should start by visiting a museum and a city tour.
Heart: LET’S EAT ALL THEIR FOOD!
Me: I want to travel.
Bank Account: Like…to the park?
Travel Humor? Nah…travel is way too serious…
Question: What kind of chocolate do they sell at every airport in the world?
Answer: Plane Chocolate.
Why do witches stay in hotels?
She heard they always have great broom service!
Travel is only about fun, until it comes to unpacking.
When your family complains you travel too much…
Just tell them: “You should be happy…I could be drug addict! Do you realize how lucky you are?”
How do recognize a friendly ocean?
What’s the favorite Airline of a British stylist?
When traveling around Europe, these puns will come in handy. Okay, you may get some eye-rolling, but someone will celebrate your fun puns for sure.
When in Rome…
It’s impossible to ruin this view!
For every city you love…
I just a-door this city!
How do fleas like to travel?
When in Paris…
This place is rem-arc-able!
When in the Netherlands…
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
When in Romania…Why did the tired traveler go to Romania?
So he could Buch-a-rest.
When in Portugal….
I love my Portuguese friends, but they never lisbon to me.
When visiting Pompeii in Italy…
What does one volcano say to the other volcano?
I lava you!
When in Mexico…
Bean there, eat that.
On the airplane…
The food served on the flight was plane, but what did you expect…
We’re going on an ad-van-ture!
When in France…
I will travel to France. You know why? Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Ever heard of glamping?
My current mood: pretty tents!
When in Thailand…
You know what, PHUKET…I am leaving!
When in Thailand…
These temples are certainly Buddha-ful!
When in Vietnam…
Have a rice day.
Where do bees go on holiday?
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When in Rome…
My phone is rome-ing, me too.
What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.
When visiting Machu Picchu and Cusco, Pero
PERUsing from the mountain tops
When hiking the mountains…
Wood you believe I hiked over two hours for this view.
Traveling to Bora Bora…
Friend: I want to travel to Bora Bora.
Me: But I am Pora Pora.
Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks?
When in Europe…
If you think Roman architecture is limited to Italy, the Spanish and French would Pont-edly disagree.
For the hikers only the best puns…
Canyon believe the beauty of this view?
A journalist left his job and went back home train. It was an Ex-Press train.
Before backpacking Thailand…
Thai and Stop me…
Where do hamsters go on vacation?
Travel Jokes One Liners
Jokes and gags do not need to be long to be funny. I had a look and collected a bunch of funny one liners travel jokes. They are easy to remember and come with a great punch-line.
Some of the travel puns above could be count as one-line jokes. Either way, I tried my best to categories them. But, please, go up and check the puns for backpackers and globetrotters as well.
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How do rabbits like to travel?
I wish that road trips could pay my bills.
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I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.
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I have never been good in Geography. But I can name at least one city in France, which is Nice.
I wish I was a postcard. For under $2 you can travel the world to any location in the world.
“I went to the story and wanted to buy Camouflage trousers for hiking. But I could not find any.”
How can people my age plan spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous Coca Cola at corner shop.
How much fun is it to do your laundry when traveling?
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoes at midnight, you are drunk.
I need a reasonably paid job. Something like $2000 an hour. Nothing too wild…
Backpacking is money spent on Education.
Yeah, working is great…but have you tried travelling?
Time Travel Jokes
Okay, technically time travel is not what we mean by saying traveling. Vacation and holiday, that’s what more comes to our minds. However, we wanted to collect a bunch of funny time travel jokes. Give it a read, your future you will have enjoyed them.
If not, you can always travel back in time, and you know, not read them…
We are all time travelers. We are all moving at the speed of precisely 60 minutes per hour.
Why can cutlery teleport but not time travel?
It’s silverwhere, not silverwhen.
Time Travel Classes: Starts 1912.
A time traveler went back in time and saw a CIA agent
Time traveler: What year is it?
CIA Agent: 1963
Time traveler: Before or after JFK wa…
CIA Agent: Before
I would tell y’all a joke about time travel…
But y’all didn’t like it
How does a Flat Earther travel the world?
On a plane.
It time is money…an ATM is a time machine?
He: “I went back in time and killed Adolf Hitler”
Funny Travel Quotes
Next on the list comes hilarious travel quotes to make you smile. We all know these kind of quotes you would just love to print on your shirt, your suitcase or even hang as a poster in your bed room. The following humorous travel quotes will help you to get a step closer. Copy them, use them, share them.
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I followed my heart and it led me to the Airport.
Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.
I’ve got 99 problems. But I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!
You cannot make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.
I wish that road trips could pay my bills.
Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?
Work hard. Travel harder.
Constant Mood: Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.
I need 6 months of vacation. Twice a year.
That moment when boarding is complete. And the seat next to you is empty.
I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!
Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?
Forget champagne and caviar – taste the world instead!
I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!
Should I go to work today? Or just book a 1-way ticket to Mexico?
Stuck somewhere between “I need to save” and “you only live once“.
I need 6 months of vacation. Twice a year.
Can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 months of travel.
A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.
You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.
Vacation calories don’t count.
Airports: the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable.
Knock Knock Jokes
No, you are!
I’m good, Hawaii you?!
Car go “beep beep”
Romeo cross this lake in this canoe!
Buck and Ham
Buck and Ham who?
Buck and Ham palace!
Oscar if she wants to go on the trip with us!
I Sherwood like to leave school right now for our trip!
Extra: Quarantine Travel Jokes
These witty travelling jokes will make you laugh so hard that you will forget about lockdown.
Oman, I really can’t wait to Rome around.
Venice this going to get over?
Wives are now Cochin their husbands new skills (dish washing, mopping?)
At this rate, I see my savings Dublin
I’ve decided to finally wear my New Jersey which I’ve been storing for ages.
This Spain is real.
Stay home, stay safe. What’s the Russia?
Maybe Indore is not such a bad place after all.
You can’t say when this lockdown will be over, Kenya?
Quarantine has made my Delhi routine too boring.
My sore throat is on account of endless Zoom chats these days.
We need all the Lucknow more than ever before..
I’m sorry, but Iran out of travel puns.
DUBAI your masks and gloves and wear them?
I’ve been Washington’s of utensils.
Summary of Best Travel Puns and Jokes
I sincerely hope you had a great time reading these puns, quotes and jokes about travelling. We are keeping this list up to date and fresh. I also collected the 51 top USA songs to add to your playlist.
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We will publish all the good and juicy stuff. Oh and remember, a Joke a a day keeps the Doctor away.
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