Plant a seed of laughter into any conversation with our flower puns and jokes. We have a giant list of idea of puns about flowers that you can share to your friends, and family. You can even use this as captions on your social media. These plant puns is gonna knock anyone’s stalks off.
Do you love flowers? Flowers can reduce stress and boost your mood! I can’t blame you if you spend plenty of time doing some gardening. Who can resist its beauty, right? So, why don’t you have a look at these funny floral puns that will certainly make your day.
Aside from this, there are plenty of hilarious jokes here to choose from!
Funny Flower Jokes
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What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
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Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
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What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Many gardeners suffer from hay fever.
Isn’t that news a pollen?
Flower One Liners and Puns
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I ain’t dandelion.
I love you a lily more each day.
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
She’s a buttercup.
That is just ranunculus.
Hosta la vista, baby!
Iris you all the happiness in the world.
You can poppy-n anytime.
Thistle while you work.
If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
What in carnation?
Thistle be a beautiful day!
Every daisy is better because of you.
I’m so thorny.
You’re simply iris-istible.
Get clover it.
I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.
I’m head clover heels in love.
A peony for your thoughts.
We should put our tulips together.
You made my daisy.
A peony saved is a peony earned.
I’m proud to be y-orchid
Rose to the occasion.
Every dog wood has its day.
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I think of you every daisy.
Wild(flower) about you.
Don’t sing out of petunia.
Be still, my bleeding heart.
My favorite shoes are Crocus.
Flower Jokes for Kids
Teach kids to appreciate nature because it is important that they know how to take care of it in the future. But don’t get me wrong, I know it is kinda sound boring but there is always a fun way to do that! Explore our flower jokes that you can share to kids!
How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date?
Bring her flours.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
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What did the bee say to the flower?
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What did the big flower say to the little one?
You’re really growing, bud!
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant!
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What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you get when you plant kisses?
What is a bee’s favorite type of flower?
What kind of flower grows on your face?
What is a frog’s favorite flower?
What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A tiger lily!
What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
Funny Florist Jokes
Florist is a rewarding and interesting career because flowers can really make us happy. Share your happiness to your friends by giving them flowers and by sharing our funny florist jokes that make them giggle.
What type of insurance does a florist provide?
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What did the Texan florist say when he was robbed?
“What in carnation?!”
I got caught stealing at the florist.
When the cops arrived I insisted it was a plant.
So, a florist gave me the wrong flowers.
I think they’re called oopsie daisies.
How do you kiss a florist?
Angelina Jolie walks into a florists.
‘I’d like to buy some flowers’, she says. ‘Orchids?’ says the florist.
‘No, just flowers today’.
How do roses kiss?
They plant one on the other’s cheek.
Funny Plant Puns and Garden Puns
Love gardening? Gardening is such a great activity that makes you feel relaxed and peaceful. And so are some jokes! These funny jokes about plants is for you for more laughs.
How does a plant answer the phone?
What did the succulent learn in math class?
How to do square roots!
What did the plant tell the DJ?
Turnip the volume!
Why did the cabbage win the track race at school?
Because it was ahead.
What kind of garden does a baker usually have?
A flour garden.
Why didn’t the flower get to go out on a second date?
He was a garden variety.
What did the watermelon say to his crush?
You’re one in a melon!
What did one plant lady say to another plant lady?
Botany plants lately?
What did the pirate call his vegetable patch?
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
Summary: Funny Flower Puns and Jokes
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