Looking for some hilarious beach puns and jokes? I heard you from my hammock under the palm. On my last vacation, I was hearing a family explaining jokes to each other, it really sounds like a laughing contest. So I collected them and here I bring you a cool collection of beach jokes for kids, animal beach jokes, funny puns, and even beach quotes.
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An plenty more, but let’s go back to our beach right now…
Best Beach puns
Let’s start with some funny puns about beaches, coconuts and sun. We added a few cool beach quotes here that can only described as puns. Feel free to share them with your friends and on social media. I would like to ask you to add a link to this site or tag us on social media if you do so. That would be wonderful, thanks 🙂
- Adios beaches.
- Beach you to it.
- Whale you be mine?
- I whale always love you.
- Friends, sun, sand and sea, that sounds like summer to me.
- Reading while you sunbathe makes you well red.
- I’m really coconuts for you.
- Call me on my shell phone.
- We’re gonna crash at the beach today.
- Don’t worry beach happy.
- Nobody likes a shady beach.
- Hope you have a (beach) ball!
- B.E.A.C.H. = Best Escape Anyone Can Have
- Beach right back.
- Life’s a beach.
- The only BS I need in my life is: beach and sunshine.
- Water you doing?
- Beach don’t kill my vibe.
- This is my Resting beach face.
- Whale, Hello there
- Your only worry should be if the tide is going to reach your chair.
- The beach is calling
- Whale, whale, whale, look what we have here.
- Are you squidding me?
- Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a clam.
- What does an umbrella say? I’ve got you covered!
- Beach life is shore perfection.
- Being at the beach makes me happy as a clam.
- Girls just wanna have sun.
- It’s ship to be square.
- 99 problems but a lying on the beach ain’t one.
- Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.
Wanna laugh? Here you have some great beach jokes to make you look cool in front of your friends.
What’s the best day of the week to go to the beach?
What did the beach say to the wave?…
Long tide, no sea.
Why do bananas use suncream?
Because they peel
What is a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune
What do you say when the beach asks you to walk on it?
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just WAVED.
Can you SEA what I did there?
I’m SHORE you did.
What did the family do when they arrived at the summer breach resort?
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
What does Cinderella wear at the beach?
Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
How do men exercise at the beach?
While sucking in their stomach every time they see a girl in a bikini.
Why don’t sharks like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Where do crabs and lobsters catch their trains?
What kind of sandwiches can you make at the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches.
What did the beach say to the people who came back for the summer?
Long time no sea.
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
Beach jokes for kids
Kid-friendly beach jokes are not always easy to find, right? Worry not! I also got you covered:
Why do robots go on summer vacation?
To recharge his batteries
Do fish go on vacation?
No because they’re always in school
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What do you call a pig walking on a leash on the beach?
What did the star say to the rock?
You are a rock-star!
What’s the first card game played at the beach?
Why do fish like to eat worms?
Because they get hooked on them.
Why are fish never good tennis player?
Because they never get close to the net.
I know you also look for beach quotes so you can use them to post your photos on social media…
- Eat. Beach. Sleep. Repeat.
- Life is better in sandals.
- Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should go to the beach.
- Everything is fine when there is an ocean in front of you.
- Let the waves carry you where the light can not.
- A kiss from a fish is all that I wish.
- A lot of people like snow, I find it an unnecessary freezing of water.
- The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.
- I wish all this sand was snow – Said nobody, ever
- Brave, free and wild as the sea .
- I need vitamin sea.
- Let’s get Salty.
- Sea la vie!
- Wild and free just like the sea.
- Live in the sunshine. Swim in the sea. Drink in the wild air.
- The ocean roar is music to the soul.
- Nothing smoothes the soul like a walk on the beach.
- Relaxed, refreshed, recharged.
- Dance with the waves, move with the sea, let the rhythm of the water set your soul free.
- Happiness comes in waves.
- Beach more worry less.
- Life is a beach, find your wave.
- I just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while.
- Meet me where the sky touches the sea.
- Sky above , sand below, peace within.
Talking about beaches, I mean, about beach jokes, here you have some ocean related jokes to tell.
Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet?
Because he was always lost at C
Where do sharks go on vacation?
What did the wandering crab say when he finally made it back to the ocean?
Long time no sea
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Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Why couldn’t Pete trust the ocean?
He just knew there was something fishy about it.
What do you call a greedy lobster?
Why wouldn’t the fish go to the party with his friend?
Because he was already hooked up.
What fish can swim like a fish and sting like a bee?
What did the ocean say to the sand?
Are you shore?
Animal beach jokes
There are plenty of animals on the beach, so as soon as you spot one, you can just tell a joke, like these ones. If you want more, here are my favorite funny animal jokes.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
What do whales eat for dinner?
Fish and ships.
What did the pig say while laying out at the beach?
A salmon walks into a vegetarian restaurant and the waiter says, “Sorry, we don’t serve fish.”
What is the strongest animal at the beach?
What happens when you bring a turtle to a party?
It becomes a shell-ebration.
Where do sheep go on vacation?
To the Ba-hamas!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be called baygels.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
Beach one liners
Wanna keep it as brief as possible? Here you have one liners jokes about beaches, water, and oceans all around.
- Better bait than never.
- I’m ready to make waves today!
- Oh, reel-y?
- I’m swimming at the beach, water you doing today?
- You’ll have to excuse my resting beach face.
- Don’t worry, beach happy!
- How are you? Because I feel tanned-tastic!
- Keep palm and carry on.
- Let’s shell-ebrate!
- Sometimes a walk to the beach can be rocky.
See you at the beach? If you see me, don’t forget to tell me a joke! A combination of games and jokes is the best to make friends around the world.
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