If there is one thing that every person should try in their lives, it would be having a bite of chocolate! Regardless of whether the chocolate is black, milk, or white, there is something really luxurious about eating chocolate, especially when it comes from big brands. Ready for some chocolate jokes?
Chocolate boosts your immunity and heart health and improves brain function. Not only that, aside from being delicious and beneficial, it can also be hilarious. We have gathered some of the funniest and amusingly ridiculous chocolate jokes, funny chocolate stories, puns, and one-liners you’ll ever see. So, grab your chocolate chip cookies and get ready for some laughs.
Funny Chocolate Jokes for Kids
Chocolate and kids together is a wild combination. Chocolates are an excellent energy-booster, but they go extremely wild when kids have overeaten. There are other ways to make them happy, like our chocolate jokes.
Why didn’t the cow produce any chocolate milk?
Because he was moo-dy!
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Which chocolate candy bar is a cat’s favorite?
A Kit Kat!
What do you call an avalanche of marshmallows, nuts, and chocolate?
A rocky road!
What do parrots say when they see a candy bar?
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’ where was another little baby chocolate bar born?
In the Gateaux (ghetto)!
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What do you get when you cross a red racing car, nuts, and chocolate?
A Ferrari Rocher!
Why did the chocolate-hazelnut truffle stand out in a crowd?
He was nutty!
What’s the opposite of choco-late?
What type of cookies do they eat in the Galaxy?
Chocolate Chewbacca cookies!
Which candy bar is handsome, talented, rich, and lacks for nothing?
Which candy bar always gets picked first for the sports team?
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What do three men and fluffy nougat covered in chocolate have in common?
Which is the clumsiest candy bar?
What kind of jokes do funny chocolate bars not crack?
Ones about Easter eggs – they’re morbid!
Which is a chocoholics’ favorite kind of party?
One that’s choco-lit!
What do you get when you cross beer with a chocolate bar?
Why did the candy bar cross the road?
Because he was choco-LATE for the bus!
What chocolate bar never laughs at jokes?
Snickers – he only snickers!
What do you call an extra sweet cookie?
A chocolate chip cutie!
What do you get when you enrobe a sheep in chocolate?
A candy baaaaa-r!
Why was the candy bar confused?
Because she was a Her-She-y bar!
What occasion do cute chocolate bars look forward to all month?
A seven-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar.
The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating that many chocolate bars are bad for you.”
The little boy looks over and responds, “My great grandfather lived to be 105.”
The man replies, “And he ate that much chocolate?”
“No,” the boy replied. “But he minded his own business.”
Dark Chocolate Jokes
Who doesn’t love chocolate? Our selection of dark chocolate jokes ranging from chocolate bars to chocolate cookies will make you laugh so hard. The best of all worlds. Check it out.
What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?
Dark chocolate chimp.
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What’s the best part of Valentine’s Day?
The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is the opposite of Chocolate?
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing?
Almond Joy To The World.
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What kind of candy is never on time?
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?
Why did the donut visit the dentist?
He needed a chocolate filling.
What do you call stolen cocoa?
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
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If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have?
What is an astronaut’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
Why did the chocolate bar go to the dentist?
He had a chip in his tooth.
Why is a Toblerone triangular?
So it fits in the box.
Cadbury Chocolate Jokes
Cadbury is an international chocolate brand that is loved by many. Some of our greatest chocolate jokes are here! Enjoy.
I’ve called my dog Cadbury Research Department.
He’s a chocolate lab.
I heard a rumor that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental Cadbury crave bar.
Could be a Chinese Wispa.
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Apparently, Cadbury’s is making an oriental chocolate bar.
I reckon it’s just a Chinese whisper.
“It’s important we remember the true meaning of Easter”
The Archbishop of Cadbury.
I Heard Cadbury Are going to Make An Oriental Chocolate Bar
But it could just be a Chinese whisper.
Cadburies have announced they’re going into administration.
It’s flake news.
Chocolates have the power to change people’s moods, and a box of chocolate will make most people happy also these chocolate one liners.
You can only drink hot chocolate all year long if you are cocoa-nuts.
Choc it up to experience.
Double choc everything.
Here you bar.
This will definitely come in candy.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
For their summer holiday, the chocolate couple rented a two-bedroom sweet.
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That was really dairy of you to throw a chocolate bar at me in the street.
For their dessert, most French cats like the chocolate mousse.
The monkey that comes over at our place loves chocolate chimp.
The electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor is shock-a-lot.
Talking is frowned at in the local chocolate factory, so I only wispa when I get there.
These days, shoes are called snickers.
Don’t fight with me over chocolate because I am not someone to be truffled with!
Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten.
I always have a couple of Twix up my sleeves.
Hershey Chocolate Jokes
Who doesn’t love Hershey chocolate jokes? We know we love them! We are sure that you will also love these jokes that we have compiled for you!
What did the Hershey’s bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate?
I told my girlfriend that if she wanted her Hersheys bar she had to bark like a dog.
After she did it, I proceeded to eat it explaining that chocolate wasn’t good for dogs.
What do you call female chocolate?
I identify as a chocolate bar.
My pronouns are her/shey.
What is a feminist’s favorite chocolate bar?
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
I like my girls like I like my Hershey Kisses…
Round at the bottom, skinny at the top
Chocolate left in a car?
Hershey Common and the Heat Ray.
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Who is the sweetest man in the world?
Hershey. He dips his nuts in chocolate.
What does a person with no arms say when trying to eat a Hershey’s Kiss?
Ah! Foiled again.
Funny Chocolate Bar Jokes
Better late than never, right? Here’s more compilation of incredibly delicious chocolate jokes for your amusement.
Did you hear about the chocolate bar burglar?!
The police are trying to catch him, but he’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve!
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My wife hates it when I swap her chocolate bar wrappers around.
It gets her Snickers in a Twix.
“Can you fit any more Milky Way Chocolate Bars into your desk drawer there, Jim?”
“Nope, all outer space.”
The lisp magician gives everyone a chocolate bar.
Apparently, he still had a few twix up his sleeves.
Today, a guy put a gun to my head and demanded a coconut-filled chocolate bar.
I hate Bounty Hunters.
What kind of bar is kid-friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What’s Boris Johnson’s favourite chocolate bar?
A Double Decker.
What’s a monkey’s favourite kind of chocolate?
What fruit loves chocolate?
Why did the M&M go to University?
Because he wanted to be a Smartie.
What happens before it rains chocolate?
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What do you call a cow with a stutter that makes chocolate milk?
Dirty Chocolate Jokes
Game for some sexy chocolate jokes? We got some for you. Make your lady smile with these jokes.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
A Candy Baa.
Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty?
They had a baby, Ruth.
What do you call a womanising chocolate?
How do you know it’s cold outside?
When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
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What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
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Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars?
You eat it, She says, “Oh, Oh Henry!”
What is an astronaut’s favorite chocolate?
What did the M&M go to college?
Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What is a French cat’s favorite dessert?
What’s Snoop Dogg’s favourite chocolate bar?
What does a box of chocolate and life have in common?
They don’t last long for fat people.
What’s the difference between a cow that makes regular milk and a cow that makes chocolate milk?
My Ex-Wife was like a box of chocolate.
Everyone got a piece.
Why did people make white chocolate?
So black kids could get dirty faces too.
When it comes to stealing chocolate bars…
I have a couple twix up my sleeve
Kids these days are so stupid.
They actually believe I’ve got chocolate in my van.
What do you call a black guy with Parkinson’s?
A chocolate shake.
Chocolate Knock-Knock Jokes
The list won’t be complete without the knock knock jokes. These chocolate knock-knock jokes are sure to put a smile on your face.
Dairy milk chocolate!
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Mr. Good, who?
How dairy, who?
How dairy steal my chocolate!
Candy you make me a cup of hot chocolate?
Chocolates can give us a lot of emotions. It can make us feel loved. It can make us feel happy and a lot more
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