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60 Silly Funny Star Wars Jokes even Darth Vader would Laugh

Star Wars is a pop culture! Everyone knows it. Even those who didn’t enjoy the movie because it’s not their cup of tea know a line or two. There are so many things to love and laugh about star wars, some of these star wars jokes don’t even need the force to illicit that laugh-out-loud reaction! Even Darth Vader would probably give some kicks because these funny star wars jokes are that funny.

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Star Wars Pick up Lines

You can quote Han Solo, Yoda, or Spock! Here are some of the best and funniest star wars jokes and pick-up lines you can use for the next trivia night at your favorite sports bar! Don’t be shy, memorize it to your heart’s content.


Are you related to Yoda?

Because you are yodalicious.

star wars pick up line for Yoda

 


I feel a great disturbance…

in my pants.


You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.


If I were a Jedi,

would you be my strength?


So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character.

You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.


Well, aren’t you just a rebel!

You stole my heart when you walked through the door.


Your smile glows brighter than a lightsaber.


Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


I’m Luke Skywalker.

I’m here to rescue you.

star wars pick up line for Luke skywalker


Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?


Are you a Sith Lord?

Because I’ve Fallen for you.


I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.


You can’t be a real stormtrooper…

This photo of you shot me right in the heart and didn’t miss it!

cheesy star wars pick up lines


Star Wars Quotes

We can’t help it! Star Wars is gold. There were so many good lines and it’s a waste not to include some of them in this star wars jokes post. We’ve compiled the greatest quotes you might have heard in Star Wars movies.


“It’s not my fault.” 

—Han Solo


 “Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.” 

 — Leia Organa


“The Force will be with you. Always.”

Obi-Wan Kenobi


“Your focus determines your reality.”

– Qui-Gon Jinn


“It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. I’ve outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers, mind you. I’m talking about the big Corellian ships, now. She’s fast enough for you, old man.”

Han Solo


“When gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be. The Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned.”
Yoda

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 “Somebody has to save our skins.”

Leia Organa


“Never tell me the odds!”

— Han Solo


“Someday I will be the most powerful Jedi ever.”
— Anakin Skywalker


“Mind tricks don’t work on me.”

– Watto


 “I’ll never turn to the dark side. You’ve failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.”

Luke Skywalker

star wars quotes from Luke skywalker


“If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”

Obi-Wan Kenobi


“Stay on target.”

Gold Five


“Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes.”

Anakin Skywalker


Star Wars Riddles and One-liners

‘May the force be with you’, or ‘Do. Or do not. There is no try.’ These are some of the best star wars one-liners that you can’t ever forget existed. But do you know, there are actually more! Keep scrolling and learn more Star Wars one-liners.


Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

A: Game of Clones
funny and silly star wars one-liners


“Will, someone gets this big walking carpet out of my way?”

— Leia


“Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”

— Obi-Wan Kenobi


“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

— Darth Vader, A New Hope


Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

A: To get to the Dark Side.


Q: What do you call a nervous Jedi?

A: Panicking Skywalker.


Q: What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction?

A: “What is thy bidding, my master?”


Q: What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?

A: A Hand Solo.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road


Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?

A: With Ewokie Talkies


Q: Where does Kylo Ren get his creepy black clothes?

A: From his closet.


Q: Which Jedi became a rock star?

A: Bon Jovi – Wan Kenobi.


Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

A: Adobe Wan Kenobi.


Q: Have you tried the gluten free Wookiee treats?

A: No, but I heard they are a little Chewy.


Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

A: To get to the Dark Side.


Q: How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?

A: They always single file, to hide their numbers.


Q: What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?

A: A sith-kebab.

What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber


Q: Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?

A: Because she went to woo Han.


Q: Who raised baby Yoda?

A: Baby Yoda was raised by the Man-dad-lorian.


Q: Why didn’t anyone trust Yoda with driving?

A: Because every time off course, he was.


Zach: What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?

Eric: You tell me.

Zach: Mango Fett!


Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant.

Ten minutes into the meal, Luke still can’t figure out the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere.

Obi Wan finally snaps: “Use the forks, Luke.”


Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Yoda

Yoda who?

Yoda coolest!


Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Vader

Vader Who?

Vader minute while i tell a joke!


Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ren

Ren who?

Ren is dinner ready I’m starving?!


Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Obi-Wan

Obi-Wan who?

You’re the Obi-Wan for me!


Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Watto

Watto who?

Watto you wanto from a me?


Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Yodo

Yoda who?

Yoda leh eee hoooo!


Cheesy Star Wars Jokes

These are not dirty star wars jokes, they are only cheesy! Check out these Star Wars jokes that you can throw to your friends.


Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.


Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: On the dark side.


Q: What do you call an evil procrastinator?
A: Darth Later!


Q: Why did episodes four, five, and six come out before one, two, and three?
A: In charge of directing, Yoda was.


Q: Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?
A: Because he’s always a little short


Q: How can you tell if a sheep has met Yoda?
A: Dago Bah.


Q: Why was Yoda bad at geometry?
A: Because to him, there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles.


Q: What do you call Kenobi triplets?
A: Obi-Threes.


Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?
A: Chocolate chip Wookiee!


Summary

Love Star Wars so much? Star Wars is just one of the most epic creations across generations. These funny jokes about Star Wars are funny and also epic that anyone could laugh about it across generations. We have the best Star Wars jokes that aren’t just for diehard fans!

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