Flies can be scary at times and can annoy anyone. Hundreds of thousands of species of insects worldwide exist, and while many can be ugly, some are beautiful. Some people keep harmless insects as pets.
Not all bugs are harmful, but they are all essential parts of our environment. They play an important role in maintaining the perfect balance. We’ve all heard that our entire environment can collapse if the bees are gone. Therefore, we should greatly appreciate these insects, and if you are afraid of them, we are sure that these insect pens or insect one-liners will help you. We have collected fly books, bees, horns, bad puns, lady puns, and jokes and jokes about butterflies. Make that noise.
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Funny Fly Jokes
They say time flies when you’re having fun. Well, you will have fun with these hilarious fly jokes and puns! They’re bound to give you a buzz!
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What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly can’t bird!
Why were the flies playing football in the saucer?
They were playing for the cup!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
You catch more flies with honey…
But you catch more honey by being fly.
What do you call a fly that loses its wings and four legs?
A draggin fly.
How do you get a pound of meat out of a fly?
There was a fly in my home.
So I called the SWAT team.
What did the procrastinating spider say to the fly?
Catch ya later!
How do flies and mosquitoes differ from one another?
A mosquito can fly, but a fly can’t mosquito.
A woman enters a store on a hot summer morning, takes up a can of fly spray, and inquires, ‘Is this any good for flies?’
“Not really,” says the assistant. “It kills them.”
What did the fly reply to the man when enquired about sitting on his popcorn during movie night?
I liked the book, bro!
What’s the most slippery insect?
The life expectancy of houseflies is generally 15 to 30 days.
It spends most of it trolling you!
What did the fly’s mum say to its grumpy child?
What’s bugging you?
Which insect has the safest flight?
A stable fly.
What do you call a fly that has died?
Why was the fly looking for the rubbish bin?
It was a litterbug!
How does the fly keep track of its money?
It uses an account-ant!
What do you call a housefly and spider pals?
What do you call an insect that can lay bricks?
What’s small than a teeny weeny fly?
A fly’s teeny weeny!
What did the other fly say to his friend after it farts sitting on a poop?
Do you mind? I’m eating my lunch!
Why did the firefly keep taking things?
It was light-fingered!
What did one firefly say to its friends?
Sorry I’ve got to glow now!
What does the house fly say when a robber fly enters their locality?
We gotta ban-d-it!
What’s a fly’s favorite pickup line?
Is this stool taken?
Why did the blind fly die of starvation?
Because he couldn’t see shit.
Why did the fly fall off the wall?
Because someone tied a piano to its leg.
What has six wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Hilarious Fly Jokes That Will Make A Buzz
We know flies are frustrating when we are trying to enjoy time in the sun. And the next time you take out the fly swatter, think about the many beautiful things that fly bring to the environment.
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How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
Put a pile of poo in the garden!
Entomologists don’t like fly jokes.
These jokes don’t fly with them.
What happened to the fly that was sitting on the toilet seat?
He got pissed off.
What did the mother firefly ask the father firefly?
Don’t you think our son is too bright for his peers?!”
Which fly directs films?
Which fly smells the most?
How do you if a fly is an actor?
They’re always on the screen!
What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
French flies and a diet groak!
What do you call a fly riding in the Grand National?
A horse fly!
The fly landed and started telling jokes.
I wanted to stop him, but he was on a roll!
What kind of fly sounds croaky when it speaks?
A hoarse fly!
A fly is a species that gets in through the smallest hole in the room but can’t get out through an open window!
What did the bug say to its friends when it looked at its watch?
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but I don’t know how they got in there.
How did the police get rid of the flies?
They called in the SWAT team!
What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
You glow, girlfriend!
What advice does a Mother fly give her son for the circus?
My child, be careful when they applaud!
Why do birds fly upside down over Alabama?
There is nothing there worth shitting on.
What has two wheels and flies?
A stinky bin!
What did the rat order for lunch?
A cheese fly!
What did the spider say to the fly?
Welcome to the web.
What could be worse than discovering a fly in your soup?
Getting hit by a bus.
Mahatma Gandhi would never hurt a fly.
Honestly, he should have chosen a different exterminator.
Funny Bugs Puns and Jokes
Here we have fresh and cool insect jokes for laughing on bad days.
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Did you hear about the experiment where they taught insects how to use Microsoft office?
The entire thing was Excel Ant.
What do you call an insect that is always dissatisfied with its life?
A grumble bee.
What insect always wears tiny sneakers?
The Shoo flies.
Today I saw a rabbit that had beetles all over it. It was a Bugs Bunny.
There is a variety of bugs even smarter than talking parrots. They are the spelling bees.
A dog was talking to a flea that was on his back. It said, “stop bugging me.”
What does an insect with a stinger say after a meal?
It says, “that was beelicious.”
What do you call a hybrid insect that doesn’t talk to anyone?
Recently, I made a few jokes about insects on the fly.
There’s a similarity between a baseball player and a spider. They can both catch a fly.
A’s are actually like flowers. It’s because the bee’s usually come after them.
What’s an insect’s favorite letter?
What insect is bad at football?
Why does every military base have very few insects?
Military bases are no-fly zones.
What do we call that one insect that bites during worship?
We call them Mosque-itos.
Are insect sprays good for wasps?
It’s not. It kills them.
What would you call a bug if it had four wheels and one trunk?
It’d be called A Volkswagen Beetle.
What would a blood-sucking insect be called if it learned Latin?
It would be called a Roman-tic.
What did the priest say to get rid of the insects in his church?
He said, “let us spray.”
What would you call an insect that went undercover?
Although you may find flies annoying, many of your beloved pets depend on flies for food. Birds, lizards, and frogs all love to swallow delicious flies (as does my dog). Therefore, we know insects play an essential role in the web of life, but new research shows that they can do even more. Although you may not want them to spread in your snag, they can be a source of food for the pig to make the snag. Flies are carnivorous, but they also clean other plants, helping to clean us humans, some beautiful flies.