71 Jokes About Studying To Help You Get Through

71 FUNNY Jokes About Studying To Help You Get Through

Going to school is exhausting especially if you are preparing to take a quarterly exam. Our jokes about studying can help you relax on test day if you memorize some hilarious exam jokes puns. You’ll be confident when everyone else is silently panicking out and wondering if they’ve prepared enough because you were reading this instead of cracking open that biochemistry book. These jokes for college students will surely wake you up!


Funny Jokes About Studying for Exams

We all hate failing exams that’s why we study and review to pass and make it to the other level. On the other hand, we all need a break and relax our minds from these hard exams that’s why we’ve gathered these funny jokes related to studies.

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I like my women how I like my exams…
Curvy.

I like my women how I like my exams


Since I have a lot of exams next week…
I decided to buy a Seahawks jersey. That way, I’m sure to pass even if I shouldn’t.


I heard the band Europe wrote a song about the days leading to the end-of-semester exams.
It was the finals countdown.


Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.


What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.


Santa was in my social studies book.
He was a redcoat.


I’ve been considering studying abroad…
…but I’m afraid she might notice.


Studying Jokes One Liners

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Dear alma mater, please don’t send wealth management workshop invites to those of us who majored in creative writing.

Dear alma mater, please don't send wealth management workshop invites to those of us who majored in creative writing


As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.


I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..


I hate jokes about prom. The punch line is always too long.


You can make a waterbed more bouncy by using spring water.


If nothing was learned, nothing was taught.


You’re so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.


What do you call an academically successful slice of bread?
An honor roll.


In 20 years, I bet there’s going to be a college course called eye contact.


Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.


Study Break Jokes

Why not lighten up around exam time by laughing? It will make the child less stressed and help them concentrate better on their work. We’ve collected some study break jokes, ranging from studying and writing tests to passing. Look over them all and pick the best ones for your classmates. Have a pleasant time reading. 

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Study break is when teenagers give their swimsuits a dry run.

Study break is when teenagers give their swimsuits a dry run


Thousands of college kids head south to vacation on a shoestring.
Or at least that’s what they wear on the beach.


Gotta spring break out those sunnies!


Why do spring-breakers not like blond jokes?
They always have to find a blond to explain them.


Why do spring-breakers use snowboards that are rounded at both ends?
Because they don’t know if they are coming or going.


Jokes About College Students and Funny University Jokes

The collegiate experience is all about vigor and joy! In the midst of the craziness of college life, you need some simple entertainment, such as the never-ending freshman jokes and amusing jokes for college. What’s the purpose of having a good time and going to parties if you don’t have a hilarious Instagram caption to go with it? So, why not get some caption ideas that will make all your home buddies envious; funny college jokes.


Encyclopedias are bad neighbors because they have so many volumes.

Encyclopedias are bad neighbors because they have so many volumes


People like studying gravity.
Maybe that’s because it’s a really attractive field.


One of the fashion designing college girls got sick on the day of the final examination.
Now she is attempting a makeup exam.


Our English teachers seem to be the most logical person among the faculty.
He always uses his comma sense in difficult situations.


I had the carpentry workshop test, and on the first attempt, I nailed it.


You can’t see a thing when it is foggy in Los Angeles, but once the fog clears U.C.L.A.


The astronomy scholar was very confident in his research hoping to get a galaxy award.
But sadly he didn’t win it and instead was given the constellation award.


An animated Pixar movie about Marlin, a goldfish father, trying to get his son admitted to the best fish college will be named ‘funding Nemo.’

An animated Pixar movie about Marlin, a goldfish father, trying to get his son admitted to the best fish college will be named 'funding Nemo


My high school friend did his graduation in mathematics.
I was wondering about what he got upon the completion of his graduation, a degree, or a radian.

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My college teacher wanted to solve a difficult algebra problem.
But I did not want to deal with an ex.


A recent study revealed that 85% of all Japanese men have cataracts.
The rest drive Rincons and Chevrorays.


Jokes About Failing Tests

Failing an exam is a terrible thing. An unforgettable experience that when you look back after a while can be a source of unlimited fun. Most especially when shared with your pals with the same experience. Come let’s all indulge in these hilarious college jokes about failing tests. Learning from your mistakes and laughing about them will make you a better person, or best.


I passed my Algebra test today but failed my Biology exam.
The aftermath was really difficult.

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I failed my Greek Mythology exam.
It has always been my Achilles’ elbow.


Bad news. Just found out that I’ve failed my English exam
That’s the 3th time now…


I failed math so many times in school,
I can’t even count.

 failed math so many times in school


Well, guys, I already failed NNN.
I ate some almonds today.


Guys, I’ve already failed No Nut November.
I’m eating my reese’s as we speak.


What message did the cyborg see upon his failed attempt to flirt with the waitress?
Error! Unable to establish a connection with the server.


Teacher to politician: Your son has failed, still you’re celebrating it by distributing sweets?
Politician: In a class of 30, sixteen failed. So the majority is with my son.


I thought it would be cool to tar up my driveway, but it ended up looking hideous.
Can’t even blame anyone, it’s my own stupid asphalt.


Why did the failed assassin decide to become a cashier again?
Because he missed his Target.

Why did the failed assassin decide to become a cashier again


Funny Quotes About Studying for Exams

Reminiscing all the various methods you have done in studying for exams and sharing it with others is a delightful experience. Come, let’s explore these funny quotes about studying for exams that will surely brighten your day and give you a bundle of joy even when you are reading alone.


Examinations are the only way to know something at least for a few days.


The night before an exam is like a night before Christmas.
You can’t sleep and yet hope for a miracle too!


I am in a relationship with studies, and it’s complicated.


My school cares more about the uniform than about my education!


Exam offer! Bring a copy on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest professor.
Win a free trip to the principal’s office, and enjoy three years vacation at home.


If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.


A thermometer is not the only thing that gets a ‘degree’ without having a ‘brain’! (A silent message for all students).


What happens in an exam: Tik tock, mind block, pen stop, eye pop, full shock, jaw drop, time up, no luck.

What happens in an exam: Tik tock, mind block, pen stop, eye pop, full shock, jaw drop, time up, no luck


Funny Quotes About Exams and Studying

Truly, truly examinations are not funny. And studying per se is likewise associated with hard work. But after all those tedious endeavors they can be a source of unlimited joy. Let’s all have a humorous journey in reading these funny quotes about exams and studying. It’s a wonderful experience that you are victorious and be able to finish the race. Learning the experiences of others will expand your horizon.


Student + dying = Studying.


I wish I could fit a memory card into my brain for exams.


Everything was going perfect, then the exam comes.


Good luck passing the exam and my deepest early condolences if you don’t.


Hey Google, why don’t you sit next to me during the exams?


A thousand words of any teacher do not hurt much.


But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes!

But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes - jokes about studying


During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.


Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.


If you cry on seeing the question paper, it is an insult.
If your teacher cries upon seeing your answer paper, it is your achievement.


Funny Study Quotes

 


Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. – G. B. Trudeau


Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back to that college life again. – Joshua Chamberlain

Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back to that college life again - jokes about studying


Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income — which he then spends sending his son to college. – Bill Vaughn


Colleges don’t make fools they only develop them. – George Horace Lorimer


You are the nerds who are going to make some serious bank, which is why I am here today…to marry the best-looking amongst you. – Minday Kaling


Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in Hamburger Technology. – Clive James


Funny University Quotes


I just want to go to university and have fun – I want to be an ordinary student. I’m only going to university. It’s not like I’m getting married – though that’s what it feels like sometimes. -Prince William


For the last year I’ve been at Stanford University as a student and I’ve had time to read the newspaper. -Tabitha Soren


A student can win twelve letters at a university without learning how to write one. – Robert Maynard Hutchins


My real education began when I entered the University of Chicago in September 1951 as a graduate student. -James Cronin

My real education began when I entered the University of Chicago in September 1951 as a graduate student - jokes about studying


Summary

Hopefully, you enjoyed reading our jokes about studying. While exam puns and jokes may not appear to be a humorous topic, nothing could be further from the truth. Whatever you choose to call them, they’re funny jokes on studies and funny jokes for college.

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