Personally, I LOVE Dad jokes. I think they can be hilarious. But maybe that is also why I do love puns…Anyway, you are here too to get all the funniest best dad jokes ever and of all time, not just this 2023.
I put together 30 of my favorite father, sorry, dad jokes that really crack me up. Share with friends and your whole family.
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30 BEST and FUNNY Dad Jokes Ever
Dads have unique humor that kids love. Laugh with us as you go through these hilarious jokes about dad that will make you giggle a lot!
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
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My wife and I had a huge argument about who will do the laundry.
Eventually, I folded.
What do you call a fake noodle?
I used to hate facial hair.
But then it grew on me.
So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey, this is a singles bar.”
It was a blast from the past!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
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Did you ever wonder why Peter Pan is always flying?
It’s because he can never never land.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket…
You can hide but you can’t run.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
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I’m starting a new dating service in Prague.
It’s called Czech-Mate.
I hated my new haircut.
Then it grew on me.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”
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My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning.
That wasn’t cool.
A furniture store keeps calling me.
All I wanted was one nightstand.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What was the pirate’s favorite kind of facial hair?
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What happens when a frog’s car dies?
He needs a jump. If that doesn’t work he has to get it toad.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
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Hired a handyman and gave him a list.
When I got back home he only did #1, #3 and #5.
Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
If a woman says she will be ready in 15 minutes, there is no need to remind her every 30 minutes.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because of all of its problems!
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As I was getting to bed, she told me “you are drunk”.
How did you know, I asked.
She said, “you live next door!”
When does a joke become a ‘dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
What FUNNIEST Dad Jokes of all time is your favorite?
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