Personally, I LOVE Dad jokes. I think they can be hilarious. But maybe that is also why I do love puns…Anyway, you are here too to get all the most funny best dad jokes ever and of all time, not just this 2021.
I put together 30 of my favorite father, sorry, dad jokes that really crack me up.
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30 BEST Dad Jokes Ever
- I got arrested for downloading the whole wikipedia. I told them I could explain everything.
- What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
- My wife and I had a huge argument about who will do the laundry. Eventually, I folded.
- I do not mean to brag, but cashiers always check me out.
- Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
- What did one wall say to the other?
I’ll meet you at the corner.
- Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
- What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
- To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide but you can’t run.
- Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
- I’m starting a new dating service in Prague. It’s called Czech-Mate.
- I hated my new haircut. Then it grew on me.
- What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
- Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”
- My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
- A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
- How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
- What’s Forrest Gump’s Facebook password?
- I hate spelling mistakes. You mix up two letters and your whole joke urined.
- What happens when a frogs car dies?
He needs a jump. If that doesn’t work he has to get it toad.
- To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
- Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got back home he only did #1, #3 and #5. Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
- If a woman says she will be ready in 15 minutes, there is no need to remind her every 30 minutes.
- Why did the math book look so sad?
Because of all of its problems!
- As I was getting to bed, she told me “you are drunk”. How did you know, I asked. She said “you live next door!”
- Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
- Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
- How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
- What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
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