Looking for some school jokes for kids and teachers? Welcome to my funny class, where I put together jokes for kids about school, teachers, homework and school life. Worry not, there are not homework here… even though I am sure you will love to take all the questions home to see if your friends and family can guess the answer.
Ready to study as never before? Let’s go!
Funny school jokes
Going to school by bus? Here you have plenty of jokes you can tell your friends before putting a step on your class. You’ll be the comedy king before reaching school if you share these jokes with your classmates and teachers (or maybe not…)
What object is king of the classroom?
What is the Capital of Washington?
Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Student: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?
A chew-chew train.
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?
Student: I just get up early…
Why do we write etc at the end of a sentence?
Because it means End of Thinking Capacity.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had many problems.
A conversation between a mother and a son in his first day at school:
Mom: did you enjoy the first day of school?
Son: What do you mean with first day, do I have to come back tomorrow?
The girl had 60 cookies. She ate 25 of them. What does she have now?
A Tummy ache.
Why do magicians do so well in school?
They’re good at trick questions.
What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?
Why did the teacher write on the windows?
He wanted the lesson to be very clear.
Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York?
Because it can’t sit down.
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
Mom: What did you do at school today?
Kid: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.
kid: That’s right!
Read: Mom jokes
Dear Math, I am tired of finding your X.
Just accept the fact she is gone. Move on, dude.
School jokes for teachers
Believe it or not, some schools have the teacher joke of the day… What does that mean, I hear you ask? Well, in some schools, the teachers tell a joke to the other teacher mates before starting their lessons and they vote to which joke is the best.
Let’s say the like grades so much they even do it when they get a job! Do you wanna help your favorite teacher to get better grades? Here you have some jokes to tell your teacher or other classmates about your teacher – as you want!
Read: funny teacher jokes
How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?
His keys were inside the piano!
What if math teachers are actually pirates and they just want us to find X so they can get the buried treasure?
What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?
Read: 47 EPIC Math Jokes
Teacher: John, you cannot sleep in my class.
Student: I know, maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
At kindergarten, one teacher has a very bad cold with laryngitis.
One student asks: “Missis, do you have a frog in your nose?”
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
Class: Oh, no….
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
She had bright students!
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
Jokes for kids about school
Looking to have a laugh with your daily routine? Here you have some jokes about school and school life.
How can we keep the school clean?
By staying at home.
Who succeeded the first Emperor of Rome?
The second one!
Why did the kid study in the airplane?
Because he wanted a higher education!
Teacher: Paul, I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week… What do you have to say for yourself?
Paul: I’m glad it’s Friday!
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights.
How do you get straight A’s?
By using a ruler.
Teacher: Daniel, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?
Daniel: Of course! At the bottom.
Kid: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: That’s great. What in?
kid: A 35 in Reading and a 65 in Spelling.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
Time to see if you can guess some school riddles! Only the smartest person in the room guesses it, so why not challenge your classmates? or even your teachers or parents! For sure you will surprise them too.
I am a person. I do have an office. You might come to me if you are not feeling well. Who am I?
What animal cheats on its tests?
I am big enough to hold a lot of children. I am often very noisy, and have blinking red lights. What am I?
Where do geometry teachers go on Vacation?
I have a back and legs
But I don’t have hair.
You sit on me
Which makes me a …
What subject is easy for a witch?
Despite my name,
I am not a queen.
When you hold me up to things
Their length is seen.
What am I?
School life jokes
School life is really fun if you want! Not only during playtime! You can also have fun in the class, in the cafeteria… and even in the bus ride! Are you bored? Try t share one of this jokes with your classmates and add some spice to your day.
Mom: What did you learn in school today?
kid: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?
What did the triangle say to the circle?
What room can a student never enter?
Why did the right triangle put the air conditioner on?
Because it was 90 degrees.
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!
Teacher: If you had 3 apples, 17 grapes, 2 pineapples and 4 strawberries, what would you have?
Student: A delicious fruit salad.
What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
Stop going in circles and get to the point.
Student: My teacher says I have to write more clearly.
Mom: That’s such a good idea!
Student: No, it’s not… Because then she’ll know I can’t spell.
What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance?
He didn’t have anyBODY to take.
End of school jokes for students
Last day of school before summer vacation? Lucky you! Now it is time to tell all those jokes you did not want to tell just in case the teacher or classmates got mad at you…
Son: I’m not going back to school ever again!
Mother: Why not?
Son: The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
Who’s in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why was the math book sad that school was over for the year?
Because it needed help solving it’s problems.
What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?
Read: funny math jokes
Which friend do students never see over summer vacation?
Which students never miss class during the summer?
All of them because nobody misses going to school during the summer!
What do math teachers eat during summer vacation?
Will you have statistics class next year?
Have you ever experienced homeschool? I mean, not going to school but going to classes while staying at home? If you are a student right now, you might for sure have experienced it “thanks to Rona”. Well, there are some jokes you can share at home too about school. I dare you explain them in your next Zoom class.
Readd: lockdown jokes
What did the pen ask to the pencil?
What’s your point?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class.
What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What does the math book says to the history book?
You are so lucky, I do have lots of problems.
Teacher: Why did the you eat your math homework?
Student: You told me it was a piece of cake.
Why did you eat your homework, Joe?
Because I don’t have a dog to say it eat them.
Back to school jokes
Best part of school is always, always, the summer season! When you can just play with your classmates and forget about all the studying part. Do you agree?
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
What does say the calculator the last day of school?
You can always count on me.
What is snake’s favorite subject?
Read: animal jokes
Which hand is it better to write with?
Neither, you should use a pen!
Why did the students bring scissors to class?
Because he wanted to cut class.
Parents call back to school: Back to my life.
The teachers call it: I need another drink.
How do the fish get to shool?
knock knock school jokes
Guess who’s there with these school knock knock jokes. I hided the answers, so let me know in the comments if you got it right before looking at it!
High school jokes
School life has different stages: elementary school, primary school, and high school. Are you in high school already? Then these jokes are made specially for you.
Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they’re all in high school.
What flies around grade school at night?
Why did nose not want to go to school?
He was tired of getting picked on!
What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Why did the echo get detention on the last day of school?
It kept answering back.
Why is glue bad at math?
It always gets stuck on problems.
What is the world’s tallest building?
The library because it has the most stories.
I ran into my third-grade teacher (I’m right now in high school) and I doubted she would remember me.
Me: “Hi, Mr Dragon,”
Teacher: “Hi, Helen”
Me: “So you do remember me?”
Teacher: “Sure. You don’t always leave a good impression, but it is a lasting one”.
Old school jokes
So, are you an old school lover? Don’t you know hat is an old school? Let me explain it:
Old school is a group of people who do things the way they’ve been done in the past. It is something close to old-fashioned, but it’s a term with more pride behind it.
What do elves learn in school?
What happened when the wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution!
The cricket with classmates with paper ball and exam board are still the best memory.
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Why was school easier for cave people?
Because there was no history to study!
What kind of school do you go to if you’re King Arthur?
One hard thing to explain to teens is how legitimately exciting it used to be when someone would wheel in an overhead projector.
School jokes for adults
This section is only for adults, so kids… do not read these jokes. Seriously! Well, I know you’ll have a glance at least, so let’s start with some ironic jokes.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
How can you make seven even?
Take away the “s”.
I don’t want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
How did the two dead brothers do in school?
They were dead even.
How many women were born in the year 2008?
None, only babies were born.
Dirty school jokes
Now that kids are not reading, it is time for those dirty school jokes you were looking for. There are not many just in case some students make it until here, but you can read more dirty jokes here.
Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
Because he swept her off her feet.
What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A man will actually search for a golf ball.
Today, I told my son about the birds and the bees.
My son replied: I understand daddy, it is the same as mum was doing with the post man two days ago.
What is white when it is dirty and black when it is clean?
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