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65 Funny Student Puns and Jokes (Best Gags To Share

Student life has never been easy, do you agree? But, student life is fun unique, and you’ll meet many people, learn a lot of things and learn the funniest and craziest thing ever! 

To make your student life more meaningful and fun, here are some student puns and jokes that can ease and make your school day better! Not everyone has a great sense of humor, and you might as well make yours great! Here’s for you!

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Funny School Jokes and Puns

Make your student life fun, exciting, and humorous. Please don’t burst into tears with all these jokes and puns, and if that happens, you can also visit funny graduation jokes and hilarious poop jokes.

What’s a witch’s favorite class?


What's a witch's favorite Spelling!

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday, you said it was H to O.

We all have that one teacher who gives good marks no matter what you write

The teacher gave me homework to draw a cat. Thank God she didn’t ask to remove a lion or snake

Joe: What’s the king of all school supplies?
Moe: I don’t know. What?
Joe: The ruler.

Why was school easier for cave people?

There was no history to study!

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Why was school easier for cave people There was no history to study!

Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: That’s great. What in?
Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.

A boy comes back from school, and his mom asks, “What did you learn today?” He replies, “Not enough. So they’re making me go back tomorrow.”

Teacher: We will only have a half-day of school this morning…
Students: YAYYYY!
Teacher: Then we will have the other half this afternoon.

What sort of grades did Tommy Wiseau receive in school?

Oh, high marks.

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

Because you can’t drink and derive.

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John: Knock, knock.
Justin: Who’s there?
John: Gladys.
Justin: Gladys, who?
John: Gladys, the weekend—no homework!

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I peeped into my semester days and asked weekends if they were still there?

Encyclopedias are bad neighbors because they have so many volumes.

Encyclopedias are bad neighbors because they have so many volumes.

One best friend told another, “Thanks, buddy, for looking up the meaning of ‘naught.'” The other one replied, “Relax, it was nothing.”

Why would a servant go to college after working so many years?

Because he was unable to take his master’s degree.

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How many college students could it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he would take five years.

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I threw my old laptop in the ocean.

Now there’s a Dell rollin’ in the deep.

I threw my old laptop in the ocean Now there's a Dell rollin' in the deep.

What is grammar?

The difference between knowing your crap and knowing you’re crap.

Back To School Puns

Who’s not excited to go back to school? No one! Everyone’s excited to meet new friends, bring lunch boxes, and laugh with puns and jokes!

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Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?
Tommy: At the significant airports!

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David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Dan: I don’t know. Why?
David: Because it was always sweeping during class!

My today’s To-do-list is to stay awake.

My today's To-do-list is to stay awake.

Teacher: If I had six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other, what would I have?
Student: Big hands!

Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mark: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you had a maths exam.
Mark: That’s right!

Teacher: If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, three pineapples, and three strawberries, what would you have?
Billy: A delicious fruit salad.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because his class was so bright

Our English teachers seem to be the most logical person among the faculty.

He always uses his comma sense under challenging situations.

If you have a hot dog in college, you can quickly call it a Frat-wurst

Why are fish so bright?

They travel in schools!

Why are fish so smart They travel in schools!

High-School Student Puns and Jokes

High-school student life will never be the same without friends, stress, homework, group work, and puns and jokes!

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Teacher: Can you tell us where they signed the Declaration of Independence?
Student: Of course, ma’am. At the bottom.

What response can a first-year student get for asking the meaning of pi to a senior?

A never-ending chat.

What do you call all the high school kids who haven’t been able to go to school because of Covid-19?


What do you call all the high school kids who haven’t been able to go to school because of Covid-19 Quaranteens.

Why do high school girls travel in threes?

Because they just can’t even.

My high school bully still takes my lunch money.

But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!

I was voted Most Likely to Lie About Past Accomplishments in high school.

It’s true…

I finally started dating my high school crush

Too bad I lost my teaching license over it

Are you as bored as I am?

If you read that backward, it still makes sense.

High school is like a trial on education, and then once you’ve graduated, they say, “now, if you want to continue, pay $50,000.”

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had so many problems.

Why did the math book look so sad Because it had so many problems.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of sign?
Student: The sign says, “School Ahead, Go Slow”!

Why was the book in the hospital?

It hurt its spine.

What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?

Sundae school.

Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?

Because she sprained her angle! 

Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school Because she sprained her angle! 

How did the geography student drown?

His grades were below C-level.

When is a theater clumsy?

When the curtain falls.

When is a theater clumsy When the curtain falls.

College Student Puns and Jokes

College student life may be demanding, but this is way more fun and adventurous.

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How do you know that you have been in college too long?

Your parents are running out of money!

A high school student was thrilled to use his degree in 2020.

The mask-communication.

Practicing a debate in front of a mirror seems a bad idea; you may be one-sided or, worse, two-faced.

All the dogs who completed their graduation were getting their pe-degree.

All the dogs who completed their graduation were getting their pe-degree.

Bees generally go to college to get a BEES-ness degree.

I sleep only when I close my eyes to sneeze!

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Have you ever thought about why the Sun never went to college?

Because he already possesses trillion degrees.

What would you call a genius person among a college student group?

A visitor.

What would you call a genius person among a college student group A visitor.

The son told his father that he was uncertain about his college studies. The father laughed and said.

“You are in a major problem, then, dear son!’

One college student was so aggressive at learning that he hit the books.

An animated Pixar movie about Marlin, a goldfish father, trying to get his son admitted to the best fish college will be named ‘funding Nemo.’

Every student wishes not to be left a LOAN after graduation.

If nothing is right with you in college, go left.

If nothing is right with you in college, just go left.

People like studying gravity. Maybe that’s because it’s a beautiful field.

A college without a football field is like a media-eval history hall.

What could a college student write to the board of education if they lack interest in studies?

They would write that they are finally bored by this education.

Why would a music thief visit a college?

To take away notes.

Why would a music thief visit a college To take away notes.


We enjoy student life with friends, homework, group projects, and recreational activities, but humor is still one of the best skills to share with our schoolmates or classmates. Every student loves puns and jokes aside from lunchtimes and breaks times!

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