43 Jokes about Studying - for School, College and University

43 Jokes about Studying – for School, College and University

So you are looking for some funny jokes about studying? I may assume you actually need to study, but you have decided to search for funny studying jokes to procrastinate. I am not here to judge. In fact, I saw you coming and did my best to give you exactly what you want: An awesome selection of gags, puns and jokes for studying.

I divided them into sections, such as puns, university and college, as well as generic jokes related to learning, studying and jobs.

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These jokes are the absolute best for teens and young adults. For nerds among us, I also found 47 odd math jokes you cannot miss. But, be careful, some of them are really tricky. Make sure you get them before you share.

University and College Jokes

Let us kick off this list with the most obvious part of line we all have to learn: School! Whether this is highschool jokes, College or University, I am sure you relate. Feel free to share any of these gags.

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I stayed up all night studying…at one point I was wondering when the sun comes up. Then, suddenly, it dawned on me.


Why is it a waste to study history?

Because there is no future in it.

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Why is it a waste to study history? Because there is no future in it.


Birth and Death come once in life.

True Love comes once in life.

Marriage comes once in life.

But why do these exams keep coming.


My psych professor asked if we had heard of Pavlov. I said “it rings a bell.“.

No one laughed, I’m too witty for this class.


The proudest moment of any student:

You know nothing and the teacher says: “hide your answer sheet, the boy behind you is copying you.


After spending a semester of my engineering degree studying the construction of the channel tunnel.

I can reveal it was dug by a huge boring machine.


How do I sleep the night before any exam?

I sleep next to my notes, sincerely hoping they transfer into my brain by osmosis.

How do I sleep the night before any exam? I sleep next to my notes, sincerely hoping they transfer into my brain by osmosis.


Got an exam tomorrow?

Sure I need to study, but first I have to do all the important tasks like cleaning my fridge or taking my bird for a walk.


Student: I do not think I deserved zero on my final exam. It does not seem fair to me.

Teacher: I absolutely agree with you. But that is really the lowest mark I can give you.


My daughter did not tell me she was studying a math degree

Must have been discreet math.

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Student: Great news, our teacher says we have an exam today come rain or shine.

Other Student: So? What is so great about that?

Student: Look outside, it is snowing, score!


There are three types of students:

  1. Studying alone
  2. Studying in a group
  3. not studying and not allowing others to study either

My thoughts in School: I want to go to college and have fun.

My thoughts in College: School days were awesome!


Father: Oh no, why did you get such a low score in your exam?

Son: Simple absence.

Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?

Son: No, but the girl who sits next to me was.


Me now: All right, I am gonna study now like never before.

Me three hours later: Okay okay…tomorrow I’ll start!


Teacher: Write an essay. Topic is “If I would be a millionaire.

Everybody starts writing except for John.

Teacher: Why are you not writing, John?

John: Simple. I am waiting for my secretary.

Teacher: Write an essay. Topic is "If I would be a millionaire." Everybody starts writing except for John. Teacher: Why are you not writing, John? John: Simple. I am waiting for my secretary.


An Engineering science student is studying under a tree and another students up on a cool, new bike.

The first student: “Where did you get that?”

The student on the bike: “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on it. She took off all her clothes and told me, I can have anything I want right now!”

The first student: “Good choice! Her clothes probably would not have fit you.”


4pm: wow i have so much work

5pm: *naps*

7pm: *wakes up*

7-11pm: *finds any way to procrastinate*

11pm: “the amount of work college gives me is ridiculous and so unreasonable. Tthey have no idea how hard it is to get everything done in such a short time i have a LIFE you know”.


Jokes about Studying Science and for Jobs

I told you, I added as well studying jokes that are really more in the science area or simply are related to learning. But, these ones are not related to highschool, college or university. So I figured it makes sense to split them up for you.


What do you call someone who dedicates their life to the study of the eye?

Pupil.

What do you call someone who dedicates their life to the study of the eye? Pupil.


Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:

  1. Just too many questions with no relation
  2. Quite difficult to understand
  3. More explanation is always required
  4. Result is always fail

Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds…

They have left no tern unstoned…


Hey, you want to hear a Sodium Joke?

NA!


New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer…than the men who mention it.


A dermatologist was studying new remedies for itching, but his lab burnt down…

Now he has to start from scratch.

A dermatologist was studying new remedies for itching, but his lab burnt down... Now he has to start from scratch.


There was a recent study done on a baby’s first words.

It had some interesting dada to go by.

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After 5 long years of studying, a student comes rushing into Einstein’s office.

He shouts:  “Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!”

Einstein rolls his eyes: “It’s about time


Did you hear about my friend from Australia studying abroad in Korea?

I guess you could say he’s my Seoul mate.

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Puns about Studying and Learning

Teacher: Name a nation people really hate

Student: Exami-nation.


I wanted to study astronomy…

But it was over my head.


Which test can you pass without studying?

COVID-19 test.


A new study shows 9/10 people who are afraid of hurdles…

Never get over it.


What do fish study in school?

Alga-ebra.

What do fish study in school? Alga-ebra.


Why did the girl study in the tree?

She wanted a higher education

Summary

You are still here? Uff, good, as a teacher I really did not expect anyone to stay with me that long.

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