Funny Graduation Jokes

72 Funny Graduation Jokes – you are ready when you are ready!

Besides these hilarious jokes about graduation, we also collected the funniest school jokes. And since we are at it, we also put together funny teacher jokes.

Lighten up your mood while preparing for your graduation day, or you can add these to your graduation cards! Pretty sure that you’ll get a few chuckles from everyone!

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Graduation Day Jokes for Speeches

One thing about the school of experience is that… It will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first time. I had a look and collected the funniest graduation jokes for speeches for you to get inspired by. Try to be original if you can. You could even consider insider jokes that are funny within your district. Be creative and enjoy our graduation speech jokes!


Graduation speech:

I would like to thank… The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office, and Copy and Paste


Thank You, Red Bull, Google, Vodka, and Wikipedia for making this possible.


What did the boy say when his mom asked him why he didn’t pick up his phone at his graduation?

I couldn’t pick up because the reception was horrible.


Why was the technical degree so upset after graduation?

She wasn’t open to a service-level agreement.

Why was the technical degree so upset after graduation She wasn't open to a service-level agreement


How did the culinary graduate’s final exam go?

She says it was a piece of cake.


Why doesn’t the soda graduate like ranking beverages with carbon at work?

He feels like the job is so-da grading.


Graduation Knock Knock Jokes

Knock-knock jokes are classic and our collection will definitely make your classmates and teachers laugh. Learn some of our hilarious graduation jokes. 


Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?…

Noah good college jokes?

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Knock Knock Who’s there! B-4! B-4 who?

B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean’s hand.


Why didn’t the pirate make it to the dean’s list when he graduated?

All of his scores were in the C’s


How did your brother graduate at the top of his class with a major like Chemistry?

I think he felt like he was finally in his element.

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How did your brother graduate at the top of his with a major like Chemistry I think he felt like he was finally in his element


Convocation Jokes

Are you excited about your convocation ceremony? Enjoy your hard work and boast about it because you deserve it! While you are at it, you can also banter some of our jokes for a good laugh. 


What did the principal give at the end of the culinary school convocation?
He gave a stirring tribute.


What did the fashion mogul say to his son after he attended his convocation ceremony?
I’m extremely Prada you.


What did the dessert say when he realized he was going to see his friends at his convocation for the last time?
I donut want to graduate.


High School Graduation Puns

These funny graduation puns are so hilarious! Graduation is such a memorable event in our lives. Everybody is looking forward to it and sometimes it can be so emotional. So, before tears run down your face, throw some funny graduation puns to lighten the mood. 


What happened when two seniors were sent to detention for making some horrible puns?

They were pun-ished.


What should you mention to someone who has just graduated from college?

Con-grad-ulations on your degree!


Now, the cylinder and I are both graduated.


And the rest is history…

The limit does not exist.

And the rest is history The limit does not exist


Game of loans. Interest is coming.


Now, it’s one degree hotter in here.


What did the bay leaf tell his friends when he became the class valedictorian?

I can’t beleaf I made it this far.


If I learned something from my graduation, a long time ago,

it’s that those loud encyclopedias paid off. They speak volumes!


Funny Graduation Jokes One Liners

Graduation is not always fun because it also means you and your friends are parting ways. But don’t worry because we can help you with that. One-liners can totally lift your spirit so check it out. 


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I think sleeping was my problem in school. If the school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today.


Graduation:

Where you trade the agony of writing term papers for the agony of writing resumes.

Graduation Where you trade the agony of writing term papers for the agony of writing resumes


At my graduation, my friend called me a ranch

Because I will be dressing!


Graduation Party Jokes

Come on and let’s have a good time. Graduation parties are a way of reminiscing your moments in school before you move on to another adventure of your life. Have a look at jokes for some giggle. 


What did the herb say to his friends when he finally graduated from college with a degree in event management?

It is now my thyme to party!


Why was the baker so excited to go to the graduation party being hosted by her parents?
She was excited because she knew that she was going to have to make a toast.


What did the herb say to his friends when he finally graduated from college with a degree in event management?
It is now my thyme to party!


Short Graduation Jokes

These jokes are easy to remember so you better start learning them. Have a look at our short graduation jokes for you to share. 


Where did the surfer complete his high school graduation from?

Boarding school.


Why did the students study on airplanes?

Because they wanted higher grades.

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Why did the students study on airplanes Because they wanted higher grades


How many Ph.D. candidates do you need to change a single light bulb?

You only need one, but it may take more than four years.


What do you get when you complete science class?

A graduated cylinder.

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Why do all the bad high school seniors carry scissors?

They love to cut class.


I got hit by a car on my way to my graduation.

The worst part is, I had the right of passage.


Graduations are so immature.

You can hardly get to the end without name-calling!

Graduations are so immature You can hardly get to the end without name calling


Whale done, graduate.


Why was the bread senior such a good student?

He was always on the honor roll.


High School Graduation Jokes

How about some jokes for seniors? Senior years are over but it doesn’t mean that the fun also ends with it. have your last hurrah with our senior year jokes and senior year puns.


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What faculty members were friends with all the seniors?

The princi-pal!


Why did a broom not graduate from high school?

He was sweeping in the classes.


Why did none of the paper seniors end up graduating from high school?

Their essays were tearable.


Why do most M&Ms want to go to college?

They want to turn into Smarties.

Why do most M&Ms want to go to college They want to turn into Smarties


Why did everyone think the valedictorian was so charming?

He was known to be a class act.


Why did the high school senior chuck his watch out the window?

He wished that time would fly


What kind of school do you graduate from if you’re a giant?

High school


Why did one high school in the city stop organizing graduation ceremonies?

There was too much name-calling in it.


After twelve years of carrying books to school, you’re well prepared for a career in backpacking.

After twelve years of carrying books to school youre well prepared for a career in backpacking


Why was the photographer fired from the high school graduation ceremony?

He used to get into scuffles at the drop of a hat.


What faculty members were friends with all the seniors?

The princi-pal.


University Graduation Jokes

Looking for more funny grad jokes? Our jokes for graduation guarantee a good laugh. Have a look at our collection and share it with your friends and classmates. 


Why was the college graduate so sad when he graduated from college?
He’d never found a bunch of mates he could clique with.


Why didn’t the new college course on flying become popular?
Nobody saw it taking off.


What happened when the girl didn’t pass her final exam for her cosmetology degree?
She had to sign up for makeup classes.


How did your brother graduate at the top of his class with a major like Chemistry?
I think he felt like he was finally in his element.


What degree do wizards graduate in?
Defense Against the Liberal Arts Degree.


College Graduation Jokes

Imagine entering a new chapter of your life. Isn’t it exciting? After college, real life begins.  You pay your own bills, find a living, and some even start a family. Yes, we know how real it gets so before you worry about all that, have a good laugh with our college graduation humor jokes.


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Why didn’t the new college course on flying become popular?

Nobody saw it taking off.


What do you call it if a math major can’t seem to hold down a job after their graduation?

It’s just a horrible after-math of the situation.

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Choose a major you love and you’ll never work a day in your life because that field probably isn’t hiring.


What happened when the girl didn’t pass her final exam for her cosmetology degree?

She had to sign up for makeup classes.


Educated people are hot because they have more degrees.


When a mathematics student graduates…

…do they get a degree or a radian?

When a mathematics student graduates do they get a degree or a radian

 


One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it is.


Why was the baker so excited to go to the graduation party being hosted by her parents?

She was excited because she knew that she was going to have to make a toast.


Why are halls where graduation ceremonies are conducted so warm?

There are thousands of degrees packed in there.


What degree do wizards graduate in?

Defense Against the Liberal Arts Degree.

What degree do wizards graduate in defense Against the Liberal Arts Degree


Funny High School Graduation Jokes

Graduation ceremonies are full of emotions; there’s excitement, fear, and happiness. So, if you’re fear is overpowering your joy, you better check our high school senior jokes. These will totally calm your nerves. 


What did the Peruvian animal say when he was graduating from high school?
I’m so excited to hold my dip-llama in my hands.


What happened when two seniors were sent to detention for making some horrible puns?
They were pun-ished.


What happened when they found out about the kidnapping in the senior’s auditorium?
They woke him up.


Why did the high school senior not want to attend his prom?
He thought the punch line was going to be too long.


Why was the bread senior such a good student?
He was always on the honor roll.


Why did a broom not graduate from high school?
He was sweeping in the classes.


Where did the ice-cream man graduate high school from?
Sundae school.


What faculty member was friends with all the seniors?
The princi-pal.


Why did the high school senior chuck his watch out the window?
He wished that time would fly.


Summary

We compiled all these humorous jokes that will crack you up before, during, and even after graduation day! Now you’ve graduated, your favorite show must be “Breaking Grad”!! Own your success and cap that graduation!

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