132 FUNNY Shark Jokes That Are Totally Gill-arious!

132 FUNNY Shark Jokes That Are Totally Gill-arious!

Sharks are the main predators in marine habitats, hence they graze on smaller species. They are not here just to attack but they also play an important role in the removal of the weak and the ill, as well as maintaining the balance with rivals, so assisting in the preservation of species variety. Take a look at these shark jokes for more laughs. 

When it comes to animal jokes, who doesn’t appreciate a good one? Shark jokes rise head and shoulders above the rest. People love to chuckle at shark jokes. However, we don’t want to come face to face with these predatory sea animals, but we may still enjoy the hilarious humor they create. Don’t forget to save these fatal shark jokes for future reference.

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Funny Shark Jokes for Kids

Even though sharks are among the most dangerous predators on the planet, they’re also rather amusing! These jokes about sharks will drive you crazy!


What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? Frostbite.


Why don’t sharks like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!


Why won’t sharks eat clowns?
They taste funny!

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What kind of shark likes to gamble?
A card shark.


What should you do if you see a shark?
Swim away.


What’s a shark’s favorite game?
Hide and go eat!

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What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.


Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.


Which sharks do you find in heaven?
Angel sharks.


Who is the most famous shark writer?
William Sharkspeare.

Who is the most famous shark writer? William Sharkspeare.


What do you call the mushy stuff between a great white shark’s teeth?
Slow swimmers.


What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.


What does a shark eat for dinner?
Whatever it wants!


What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!

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I was at the beach yesterday when I saw a man swimming in the sea despite the shark warnings.
He duly got attacked by a shark and lost a leg.
I bet he’s kicking himself now.


It’s my ambition to see a great white shark before I die.
Just not RIGHT before I die.


What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.


Why didn’t the shark want to fight the octopus?
Because he knew the octopus was well-armed.


Where can a fish borrow money?
From a loan shark!

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Where can a fish borrow money? From a loan shark!


Best Shark Jokes for Adults

We definitely have shark jokes for everyone. These sharks jokes for adults will brighten up your gloomy day. Have a scroll and enjoy!


Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!

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Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other TIDE.


What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.

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How do you make a shark laugh?
Tell a whale of a tale.


What do a shark-like to watch on TV?
Anything but Flipper!


What is a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s SHARK.


What was the shark’s favorite James Joyce novel?
Finnegan’s wake.


Why did the shark commit suicide?
He was tired of feeling like he was swimming in circles.


What did one shark say to try to comfort a friend who had just gotten out of a relationship?
It’s ok there are plenty of other birds in the sky.


What do yuppie sharks like to drink?
Jaw-va.

What do yuppie sharks like to drink? Jaw-va.


What is the shark world’s favorite macintosh web browser?
Jawvari.


What was the shark jazz musician’s favorite illegal substance?
Reefer!

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Why did the mommy shark and daddy shark get divorced?
They no longer loved each other.


How did the crazy shark become normal again?
Electro shark therapy.


Why did the street sharks get arrested?
Dorsal profiling.


What did the street shark say when something radical happened?
JAWESOME.


Why doesn’t anybody like the stand-up comedy of Margaret Shark?
She bites!


Who was the first shark elected president of the United States?
James K. Shark.


What was the shark’s favorite Orson Welles movie?
Citizen Kane-i-kokala.


What was the nerd shark’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.

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What’s the Great White Sharks’ favorite candy?
The Jaw-Breaker!


What did one shark say to the other after eating a clownfish?
Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.


What is a shark’s favorite smell?
Human blood.

What is a shark's favorite smell? Human blood.


Shark Attack Jokes

Shark attacks are never an easy topic because of the trauma and the bad things associated with them. Let’s lighten the mood a little with these shark attack jokes.


Heard about the man with chronic dandruff who was attacked by a shark?
They found his head and shoulders on the beach.


Did you hear about the shark attack victim that lost her left arm and left leg?
No? Well, she is all right now.


There’s a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks.
Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet.


The wife has just been attacked by a shark.
In fairness, I probably shouldn’t have taken the loan out in her name.


Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.


Why are lawyers never attacked by sharks?
Professional courtesy.


What did the shark say to the plate of sushi?
Pleased to eat you!

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?
An arm and a leg!


What do a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.

What do a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabytes.


What is the difference between a cucumber and a shark attack?
One is a pickle you can make, the other is a pickle you can’t escape.


I went to a Halloween party dressed as a shark…
The novelty is wearing a little fin!


What do sharks do when they have a big choice to make?
Chews wisely.


What do sharks order at McDonald’s?
A quarter flounder with cheese!

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Dumb Shark Jokes

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The first rule of bite club is to not talk about bite club.


Why can’t sharks play flutes properly?
Because they don’t have a tuna.


Did you hear about the man you set up a shark fishing school in Australia?
It cost him an arm and a leg.

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Why can’t most sharks and whales read?
They are not part of a school.


From my 5yo: What does a happy shark say?
Have a FIN-tastic day!

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Why’d the fish swim right into the bull shark’s mouth?
He was a dumb bass.

Why’d the fish swim right into the bull shark’s mouth? He was a dumb bass.


Did you hear about the pregnant woman bit by a shark?
She hopes it’s a buoy.


How do sharks share memes?
On the finternet.


Why do sharks live in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.


Shark Jokes One Liners

You can’t resist this shark jokes one liners. Prepare to amuse your child with these family-friendly shark jokes.


There are a lot of sharks in the sea; but you are the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home.


There’s plenty of fish in the sea, but you are the true shark for me.


Someone call a lifeguard because this shark is about to devour you.


I have been alone shark all my life.
Meeting you tonight makes me want to become your fish in the sea.


Last night I thought I was being chased by a shark.
This morning, I realised it was just a bream.


Going to make a film about a shark visiting a Scottish sea monster.
Loch Jaws.


Why do sharks not like oysters?
They’re shellfish.

Why do sharks not like oysters? They’re shellfish.


What sort of fish operates on poor sharks?
A sturgeon.


Had to swim away from a shark the other day in my swimming trunks.
No idea how he got into them.


I saw a singing shark once in the Choral Reef.


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That shark sure is athletic—he’s been working on his a-gil-ity!


Great White Shark Jokes

You will laugh out loud at these shark jokes. Which of these great white shark jokes is your favorite?


Why do great white sharks chase after Superman in the ocean?
Because he has a seal on his chest.


Why are sharks so untrustworthy?
Because they tell great white lies!


Where do lonely Sharks go to find companionship?
Sand Bars.


My friend is a real shark in the business world.
He made a killing in Fin-Tech.


What do Sharks have on their toast?
Mermalaid.

What do Sharks have on their toast? Mermalaid.


Why do sharks eat underwater internet cables?
They were advised to have more fiber in their diet.


Why do sharks have teeth?
For eating porpoises.


What do sharks serve their guests at parties?
A sharkcuterie.

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What do you call the soft tissue between a shark’s teeth?
The slow swimmer.


What’s the weird fleshy thing between a shark’s teeth called?
A surfer.


Hammerhead Shark Jokes

Hammerhead is critically endangered which is actually sad. They are good hunters but they don’t really attack humans unprovoked. There are a lot of interesting things about them and while you are at it, have a look at our compilation of jokes. 


How did the hammerhead shark do on his test?
He nailed it.


What Do You Call a Burger Made by a Hammerhead Shark Man
a BigMaccus.


What’s Thor’s favorite animal?
The Hammerhead shark.


What do you call a Hammerhead Shark who’s operating a Drill Rig?
A Flathead Screw driver.


Did you hear about the shark’s ghost?
It vanished into fin air!

Did you hear about the shark's ghost? It vanished into fin air!


I saw a shark singing “You can’t touch this”.
Think it was MC Hammerhead.


My friend challenged me to write a joke about hammerhead sharks.
Pretty sure I nailed it.


Funny Shark Puns

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What did the shark say after he was accused of eating a human?
Not gill-ty!


What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish?
This tastes a little funny!


What do you call two sharks who get married?
Hooked for life!


What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
Do not consume if the seal is broken!


What happened to the shark when he got famous?
He became a starfish!


What do you get when you cross a shark with a parrot?
An animal that will talk your head off!


What does a shark say when it sees something cool?
That’s jaw-some!

What does a shark say when it sees something cool? That's jaw-some!


What do you call the stuff that gets stuck in a shark’s teeth?
Slow swimmers!


What did the mummy shark say to her child?
Watch your sharkastic tone!


What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?
His shark ate it!


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A shark just ate my girlfriend.
Will you be my new one?


You’re welcome in my shark tank.


Hey girl, are you a royal shark?
Because I can’t stop fin-king about you.


Are you a Baby Shark?
Cause I want to do do do do do do you.


Hey, girl are you a shark?
Cuz I got some swimmers for you to swallow.


If baby shark can doo doo, then why can’t we?


What do sharks use before attacking surfers?
Sun Scream.

What do sharks use before attacking surfers? Sun Scream


What did the deaf, dumb and blind shark excel at?
Finball.


Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!


Do you like sharks?
Because I got a megladong.


Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!


It would be great to create some adorable little hatching with you.


Wanna hold my eel?
Pay me a visit and you’ll have it all day long.


Sharks don’t typically mate for life, but for you, I’d consider.


What would happen if I dropped a shark on thin ice?
It would melt just like you melt my heart.


You’re welcome in my shark tank.


Dirty Shark Jokes

Make your lover laugh with these dirty shark jokes. We have so much fun compiling so we hope you find it amusing!


I can smell your blood from far away.
I want to have you for dinner.

I can smell your blood from far away. I want to have you for dinner.


You’re welcome in my shark tank.


This may come off as a surprise, but I don’t bite.
I swallow.


Tonight I want to swim in your tank.


Want to play the shark attack game?
I eat you and you scream.


My shark is worse than my bite.


Shark you be mine?


If someone throws sharks in the water, I’ll save you first.


What’s a gal like you in an ocean like this!


You are making me dizzy from swimming in circles.


You got some-fin special about you.


I would like to take you home to see my catfish.
If baby sharks can doo doo, then why can’t we?


I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you.
You are like a prize winning shark.


If I were a shark, I would never take my eyes off you.

If I were a shark, I would never take my eyes off you.


Summary

Shark jokes can garner a lot of chuckles! Let’s take a look at those puns, jokes, and riddles that will make you laugh so hard. We hope that you enjoy these shark jokes.

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