Children love animals and jokes more than they do most things. From puppies in the park to bunny rabbits that dominate favorite storybooks, many of our first words as children were likely names for furry friends- from a cat at home or giraffe far away!
It is no wonder then why so much laughter can be generated through corny animal-inspired dad joke telling; all you need are some goofy noises (like quacking), puns on their sounds such as “moo” which will lead to clever wordplay involving advanced phrases like “quacksalver”
Zoo Animal Jokes
We all know that children love animals, especially those with cute little faces. But what you might not have known is just how much they enjoy hearing jokes about these furry friends! Consider this: out of every 100 people, only 1 will laugh at your funny animal joke—but if it’s really clever and sassy like my favorite ones, then maybe 73 or 74% will be smiling instead? Of course, there’s nothing better than making someone else happy by telling them a good tale so go ahead…Aha hahaha!!
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What do you call an alligator with a spyglass?
What’s black and white and blue?
A depressed zebra.
Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they play in black-and-white.
Who stole the soap out of the bathtub?
The robber ducky.
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?
There were 10 cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many are left?
None, because they were copycats.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssssside!
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
Pleased to eat you.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. Buildings can’t jump.
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
It gets toad.
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away their credit cards.
Why did the elephant stay in the airport?
They were waiting for their trunk.
What has fangs and webbed feet?
What was the goal of the detective duck?
To quack the case, of course.
Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the judge say when the skunk came into his courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”
Pet Animal Jokes
There are many reasons to love animals, but one thing that truly gets their attention is a good joke. And who can resist these goofy-sounding and offbeat animal jokes? The best part about them is how they use wordplay in order to make things more interesting for kids!
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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?
“Should we walk home or take a dog?”
Why are dogs like phones?
Because they have collar IDs.
What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare line
What is a bunny’s motto?
Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
What kind of jungle cat is no fun to play games with?
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over gettting burnt?
A hot cross bunny
Why are cats so good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunny-moon!
Why are rabbits so lucky?
They have four rabbit’s feet?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
I don’t know, but you can step in a poodle.
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
Puss in boots.
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
What dog keeps the best time?
Bob lost his dog today, so he put an ad in the paper.
Then his wife said, “What good would that do? Our dog can’t read.”
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because he’s always spotted.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
Look for the grey hares
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why do cats always get their way?
They make a purr-suasive case.
What do you call a cat that’s in trouble with the police?
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?
What kind of sports cars do cats drive?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth!
How do you say bye-bye to a curly-haired dog?
How do rabbits travel?
Farm Animal Jokes
Kids love to hear stories about animals and funny ducks, don’t they? It’s not surprising that so many children are playing in one area or another. At the same time, their parents walk alongside them talking softly enough not too loud for anyone nearby who doesn’t want people overhearing what you’re saying (or maybe even taking away from some private moment).
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What did Mama cow say to baby cow?
“It’s pasture bedtime.”
What does the horse say when the bartender greets him by saying “hey”?
“You read my mind!”
What day do chickens fear the most?
What do you call a cow that won’t give milk?
A milk dud.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
“Why the long face?”
What goes “ooo ooo oo”?
A cow with no lips.
What did the duck say when buying lipstick?
“Put it on my bill.”
What do you get if you cross a chicken and a cow?
A roost beef.
What do you call a cow spying on another cow?
A steak out.
What did the horse say when it fell?
“I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
They keep a stable diet.
Where do milkshakes come from?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A pony went to see the doctor because it couldn’t speak.
“I know what’s wrong,” said the doctor. “You’re a little horse.”
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being a-moosed!
Sea Animal Jokes
You can make a joke about how many times you use “quack” to tell jokes. Children love animals and funny stories more than they do most things, which is why we see so many children around the park with their friends playing in one area or another while parents walk alongside them talking softly enough not too loud for anyone nearby who doesn’t want people overhearing what’s being said (or maybe even taking away from some private moment). It also explains why animal puns are always big hits among kids – these goofy nonsense words sound just silly enough that hearing them out won
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What fish only swims at night?
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.
Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?
He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.
OK, that’s enough fish puns.
It’s time to scale back.
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why do fish live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Where do fish sleep?
On a water bed.
What does a fish do in a crisis?
What do fish do at football games?
Why did the fish blush?
It saw the ocean’s bottom.
The best animal-inspired dad joke is one that uses wordplay and nonsense to make it seem more sophisticated. For example, you could say something like “What’s the difference between an otter and other animals? Only a river!” or “Why did the chicken crossbreed with its neighbor classification? To get back at them!” These silly but also clever puns will have your audience laughing until they’re out of breath from how hard their laughter bounces off every wall in sight. A great way for children (or even adults) who love jokes about furry friends such as dogs cats birds etc…to keep things fresh!