87 FUNNY Duck Jokes That Little Quacker Will Love

87 FUNNY Duck Jokes That Little Quacker Will Love

The prominent waterfowl species are ducks. They made this Anatidae family well known not only to children but to adults too. Utilizing these webbed feet swimming birds as a source of diverse humorous jokes can indeed be classified as a wonderful adventure in tickling your funny bones. It will surely bring a tremendous outpouring of inexpressible joy that comes from the inside out.

Come and enjoy this compilation of the best duck jokes that will truly heal you everywhere you hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come and swim in the river of joy.

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Funny Duck Jokes For Kids

Kids love to have fun. So make sure to crack these short duck jokes for kids. Prepare to see their reaction and smiling faces!

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
It’s too far to waddle.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? It’s too far to waddle.


What do duck physicists say?
Quark quark.


Why did the duck get a red card in the football game?
For fowl-play.

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Where did the duck go when he was sick?
To the ducktor.


What do you call a duck that steals?
A robber ducky.


Two funny ducks were swimming in a pond. One of them said “Quack quack.”
Then the other said, “Hey, I was about to say that!”


Why do ducks lay eggs?
They would break if they dropped them.


What do you get when a duck bends over?
It’s buttquack.


What type of food do you get when you cross a duck with a mole?
Quackamole.


What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.

What do you call a duck with fangs? Count Duckula.


Why was the duck put into the basketball game?
To make a fowl shot!

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What did the duck say to the banker?
“My bill is bigger than yours.”


Why are ducks, bad drivers?
Their windshields are quacked.


Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.

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Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck?
Because he wouldn’t quit quackin’ jokes.


What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?
A fire-quacker.

What do you call a duck that loves fireworks? A fire-quacker.


What kind of TV shows do ducks watch?
Duckumenteries.


How do ducks talk?
They don’t; they quack.


Why do ducks say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.

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Duck Puns One-Liners

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What did the cow tell the duck when she heard she won the lottery?
“You lucky duck!”


Which musician do ducks listen to the most?
Drake.


What show do ducks watch on TV?
Duckumentaries.


What do mallards eat at a baseball game?
Quacker-jacks.

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What do mallards eat at a baseball game? Quacker-jacks.


What do pre-teen ducks hate?
Voice quacks.


What is a duck’s favorite sea monster?
The quacken.


Why do ducks never grow up?
Because they grow down.


What do they say about French ducks?
They have a certain je ne sais quack about them.


Chicken! Duck! Pheasant plucker!
Oh, sorry — excuse my fowl language.


Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. What happens if you teach a man to duck?
He avoids walking into a bar.

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Where can you find pictures of duck feet?
They’re on the webbed.

Where can you find pictures of duck feet? They’re on the webbed.


Why do ducks hate reading directions?
They prefer to wing it.


Why didn’t the duck have any money?
Because he already had a big bill.

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What did the duck say to the corn it ate for lunch?
You taste a-maize-ing.


What did the flying golf ball yell to the mallards in the pond?
Duck!


Why did the duck go to the bank?
He wanted to get a new bill.

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What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.


Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack on the sidewalk.


How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t get down off a horse — you get down off a duck.


What language can a duck who converses with geese speak fluently?
Portu-geese.

What language can a duck who converses with geese speak fluently Portu-geese.


Duck Jokes Puns

Ducks are funny! Seeing them swim and do their daily things is just hilarious. Therefore, we’ve compiled this list of duck jokes puns perfect for you!


What’s a duck’s favourite ballet?
The Nutquacker.


What did the duck say to the waiter?
“Put it on my bill.”


Where do sick ducks go?
To the Ductor!


 

Why do ducks make good detectives?
Because they always quack the case!


What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
I hope I didn’t quack any!


What is a duck’s favourite game?
Beak-a-boo!

What is a duck's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!


What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill.


When does a duck get up in the morning?
At the quack of dawn!


What does a duck detective always try to do?
Quack the case.


What do ducks eat with their soup?
Quackers.

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What happens when you say something funny to a duck?
It quacks up.


What type of food do you get when you cross a duck with a mole?
Duckamole!


What did Santa give the duck for Christmas?
A Christmas quacker!

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What did Santa give the duck for Christmas? A Christmas quacker!


Rubber Duck Jokes

When we were a kid, we were always used to having rubber ducks in our bathtubs. I don’t know about you, but I remember it to be so fun! Check out our lists of rubber duck jokes and share them with friends.


At the mall today I saw a toddler gnawing on a small rubber duck.
I asked him if it tasted like quackers.


What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?
Rub-a-dubstep!


My wife accused me of being immature in the bathroom.
Hell’ She’s the one who keeps sinking my rubber ducks.


How can you tell rubber ducks apart?
You can’t because they look egg-xactly the same!


Dad Duck Jokes

Want more duck humour? Dads love ducks; who doesn’t? For that reason, we’ve collected these humorous dad duck jokes that I’m sure everybody will like!

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At what time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.


What do you get if you cross a duck and Santa Claus?
A Christmas quacker.


What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any!”

What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes? “I hope I didn’t quack any!”


Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.


What do you call a cow and two ducks?
Milk and quackers.


What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
Duck Tape.


What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
“Let’s quack this case!”


What did the lawyer say to the duck in court?
“I demand an egg-splanation!”


Why did the duck sleep under the car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.


What do you call a cat that swallows a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.


When is roast duck bad for your health?
When you’re the duck.

When is roast duck bad for your health? When you’re the duck.


Did you hear about the duck who thought he was a squirrel?
That was one tough nut to quack.


If a duck says “Quack quack,” what says “Quick quick?”
A duck with hiccups.


What do you call a clever duck?
A wise quacker.


What did the duck say when the waitress came?
“Put it on my bill!”


What do ducks say when people throw things at them?
“Time to duck!”


What is a chick’s favorite drink?
Peepsi.


What do you call a rude duck?
A duck with a quackitude.

What do you call a rude duck? A duck with a quackitude.


One day, a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any sandwiches?”

The bartender says, “No.” The duck walks away.

The next day, the duck returned to the bar, walked to the bartender and asked, “Do you have any sandwiches?”

“Again, no. We’re a bar, we sell drinks.” Again, the duck walked away.

The following day, the duck returned to the bar, went to the bartender again and asked, “Do you have any sandwiches?”

“For the last time, no. And if you come back here again, I’ll cut all of your feathers off!” The duck walked away.

The next day, the duck returned to the bar and to the bartender. The duck asked, “Do you have any scissors?”

The bartender said, “No.”

So the duck replied, “Good, and do you have any sandwiches?”


Duck Jokes For Adults (Dirty Duck Jokes)

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Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.


What do you call a fat duck?
Donald D*ck.


What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.


What’s is a duck’s favorite drink to sip on?
Duck wine.

What’s is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.


If chickens wake up when the Rooster crows, then when do ducks wake?
At the quack of dawn.


What is a duck’s favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.


What do you call it when it’s raining ducks and chickens?
Fowl weather.


Knock Knock Jokes About Ducks

Are you looking for the perfect joke? Then take a look at our lists of short duck jokes that can put a smile on your face!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quack!
Quack who?
Quack open the door and you’ll see!


Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Duck!
Duck who?
Duck quick! My ball is heading towards you!


Summary

Ducks are always popular. From cartoons to zoos, you can always see ducks around. That’s why there are so many jokes about ducks, but I bet duck jokes had never been heard by your friends before. If you enjoyed and chuckled at these jokes, make sure to share them with your friends and family, and always remember to have a good time!

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