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50 Hilarious Jokes for Kids
Finding jokes are easy, but jokes which are funny are the ones that are hard to find. But don’t worry, we have compiled the hilarious jokes for you for some laughs! Enjoy and have fun!
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
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What do you call a dog magician?
Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her.
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for his miserable summer.
How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night.
What do you call a fake noodle?
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be baygulls!
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite.
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
Two hats are on a hat rack.
One hat looks at the other and says, “You stay here. I’ll go on a-head.”
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because he wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
What do you call guys who love math?
How do you stay warm in any room?
Go to the corner—it’s always 90 degrees.
Why was the fraction nervous about marrying the decimal?
Because he would have to convert.
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
What animal is always at a baseball game?
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That hit the spot.
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
Why don’t elephants chew gum?
They do, just not in public.
What did the banana say to the dog?
Bananas can’t talk.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How do you fit more pigs on a farm?
Build a sty-scraper.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.
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What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What cat likes living in water?
What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
An udder failure.
What do you call a cow that won’t give milk?
A milk dud.
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Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
One is a cat copy; the other is a copy cat.
What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A fur ball.
What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
It was a blast from the past! How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Extra: Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Here we go again! The classic knock-knock jokes that kids love. Go through our jokes and you will love every bit of them.
Find more of the best overall knock knock jokes here.
You don’t look like a shoe!
Why are you crying?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Goliath down, you look-eth tired!
There you have it! We hope you enjoyed the hilarious jokes that we have prepared for you. You can use it if you are posting hilarious jokes of the day in your office or you can just even use it as an ice breaker.
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