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55 Funny Cookie Jokes That Will Bring You Fortune

Cookies are generally little in size and are adored by the whole gang. There are various cookies like wafers, chocolate chip treats, sandwich treats, and so on.

These desserts are a kind of treatment youngsters delight in. So kids, recollect not to eat an excessive number of treats or you should go to the dental specialist! Thus, investigate these wonderful jokes while you have these treats you love so much!

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Funny Cookie Jokes

Here we have entertaining treat jokes that incorporate some interesting chocolate chip treats jokes, sugar treat jokes, a kid about a treat sheet, and a Christmas treat joke that will make your heart brimming with giggling.

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To which cookie does an astronaut aim to travel?
Mars Cookies!

To which cookie does an astronaut aim to travel Mars Cookies!


Which is the most favorite cookie for the Vulcans?
They love spock-olate chip cookies!


What did the small girl say to her mother when she made cookies for the first time?
She said, “Take a looky, I baked some cookies”.


Which kind of keys can you safely entrust to a kid?
Coo-keys!

Which kind of keys can you safely entrust to a kid Coo-keys!


Why did the Oreo cookie make an immediate appointment to go to the dentist?
Because he lost his fillings!


What did the cookie say to his best friend?
He said that his friend was as sweet as sugar!


What is the best gift to give a slightly eccentric person?
An ideal gift for a kooky person would be a cookie gift!


Why did the little boy decide to make cookies for his sister, who fared badly in the test?
Because he was of the opinion that he would bake her day a little better.


Which variety of cookies is absolutely adored by people who have reddish hair?
They usually love ginger snaps!

Which variety of cookies is absolutely adored by people who have reddish hair They usually love ginger snaps!


Why did the little boy have to go to the doctor just after he ate a cookie?
Because he started to feel crumby!


Which type of cookie can make a person become a rich man from a mere pauper?
It definitely is a fortune cookie!


Which type of cookie is an absolute delight for all species of apes?
They usually love a chocolate chimp cookie.


What did the baker say when he was asked if he would be able to make the cookies ready on time?
He said, “I will dough whatever I can to bake them right on time”.


What is the sole reason why girl scouts are often tasked to sell cookies?
Because they can always make sweet impressions!


What did the millennial teen say when he dropped cookies on the floor?
Do-ugh!

What did the millennial teen say when he dropped cookies on the floor Do-ugh!


Sweet as Chocolate Chip, Cookie Puns

These are the chocolate chip treat jokes, some oreo jokes, young lady scout treat jokes, and some treat batter jokes that are similarly as mixture pe as you.

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What did the cookie say lovingly to his wife?
He said that his wife was his butter half!


What banner did the baker hang on his shop to invite more customers?
The banner read ‘Come and try the cookies from the list that you can chew’.


What does a metalhead do when he bakes his cookie at 666 degrees?
He’s simply raisin’ hell!

What does a metalhead do when he bakes his cookie at 666 degrees He's simply raisin' hell!


What did the weak guy say to his helpful soldier friend?
He said, “It’s great to have a tough cookie like you on my side”.


What is a duck’s favorite lunch dish?
They usually have quackers and soup!


What is the only type of cookies which wookies love?
They love the chewy chocolate chip cookies!

What is the only type of cookies which wookies love They love the chewy chocolate chip cookies!


What is the ideal thing to say to a sick friend when you give him a bag of cookies?
“I heard you were a little crumby, these cookies might just cheer you up!”


Why are cookies an absolute favorite amongst all basketball players?
Because the players can sink the cookies whenever they want.


What is the only similarity that you can find between a laptop and a cookie?
They both have many chips!

What is the only similarity that you can find between a laptop and a cookie They both have many chips!


What should you not eat while on a diet?
You should never eat thin mints as, ironically, the cookies are bound to make you gain weight!


How would you describe yourself if you were to cut a gigantic cookie into two halves?
It makes you a cookie-cutter!


What is the most intelligent paradox about cookies and bacon?
You always bake cookies, but you are supposed to cook bacon!


What did the elder cookie say about the little caramel cookie?
He said, “This little one is just a chip off the old block”

What did the elder cookie say about the little caramel cookie He said, This little one is just a chip off the old block


Why was the cookie very grateful to his wife?
Because she stood by him even when his chips were all down!


Why was everyone in the town visiting the newly opened bakery?
People claimed that the cookies were roof raisin-ly good!


What did the baker say to the people who helped him save his shop?
He said, “Thanks to everyone for raisin the funds and helping me”.


What did the cookie say to his wife lovingly?
He said, “You are the only raisin for which I smile”

What did the cookie say to his wife lovingly He said, You are the only raisin for which I smile.


What did the cookie son say to appreciate the cookie mother?
He said, “Kudos to my mother for doing such a grape job in raisin me”


How can you deduce if an army man has baked chocolate chip cookies?
You are bound to find a lot of M&M shells lying on the ground!


How does a gingerbread man make his bed in the morning?
He puts on a fresh cookie sheet every day!


How can cookies correctly predict your future if you spell them backward?
Because they became seikooc!

How can cookies correctly predict your future if you spell them backward Because they became seikooc!


Which type of cookies is loved by the cookie monster?
The cookie monster surely loves ghoul scout cookies!


Tasty Cookie Jokes and Puns

This is the rundown of chocolate chip treat jokes, oreo treat jokes, a joke on a treat sheet and a quip on a chocolate chip treat, and some young lady scout treats’ jokes that you can appreciate while eating some sweet chocolate chip treats!

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What is the favorite cookie of a dragon?
They love fire-crackers!

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What is the favorite cookie of a dragon They love fire-crackers!


What is an ideal way to name thieves who steal from the Keebler elves?
They are called crook-ie.


Why did the cookie suddenly drop the chips on the ground?
Because that is the only way in which he fumbles!


What should you do to a little computer to avoid making him cry?
Never delete his cookies!

What should you do to a little computer to avoid making him cry Never delete his cookies!


What warning did the amateur baker give when he prepared his first batch of cookies?
He said, “I won’t try to sugarcoat it, but the cookies could be a little tough”.


What did the groom baker say to his wife on their wedding day?
He said, “No matter what happens, I will macaroon for you in my heart whenever you need it”.


What did the baker say when the meringue macaron cookies were tasteless?
He said, “But, I did what was asked. I did not macaron any choices”.


Why did the mad guy compare himself to a cookie?
Because he thought that the cookie was just as nutty as him!


What did the baker’s friend say to the sick baker?
“I wish you get batter very soon”.

What did the baker's friend say to the sick baker I wish you get batter very soon


Which type of cookies is adored by vampires?
Vampires absolutely love the no-stake type of cookies!


Why are Keebler elves a prime target amongst the thieves?
It is probably because they have huge doughs!


What did the teacher tell me when I solved all the puzzles in the least amount of time?
She claimed that I was a smart cookie!


What did the romantically crazy husband cookie say to his beloved wife?
He was simply nuts for her!

What did the romantically crazy husband cookie say to his beloved wife He was simply nuts for her!


What did the squirrel say to cheer his friend?
He said, “There can be nuttin’ better than cookies to cheer you up!”


What does a cookie look for in a perfect friend?
He looks for someone who will always chip in when needed!


How did the little guy tease his friend who was banned from eating cookies?
“Doughn’t you wish that you were tasting the cookies?”


What can be the best way to refer to a baker whose hair is bright red in color?
You can call him the gingerbread man!

What can be the best way to refer to a baker whose hair is bright red in color You can call him the gingerbread man!


What did the baker say when his colleague cracked a foolish joke?
He said, “Your joke can make anyone snickerdoodle in laughter”.


Summary

A very best aspect regarding cookies is the sheer variations. There is a cookie out there for everybody. Whether you like the exemplary chocolate chip, the sound cereal raisin, the beautiful sugar treat, or even something that consolidates sweet and pungent, regardless of what your taste buds are desiring, there is a treat for you. Not in the least does this make treats the ideal dessert (they’re ideally suited for sharing!), it additionally implies you won’t ever become ill of them.

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