Thanks to ever evolving technologies, we can now use Skype, Zoom, Google Hangouts, and emailing to perform our office duties while we still lay comfortably in our beds. But as appealing as working from home may seem, it usually gets boring with no one around to share “unofficial” updates with. We can get bored and by the time we wake up, we see several embarrassing pictures of that unintentional nap. Have a look at these working from home jokes that we have compiled for you.
Now, you no longer have to worry thanks to these jokes, you have enough reasons to stay awake, and keep your team mentally active throughout your online sessions. Hopefully, when things get back to normal and you have to survive in the office or those annoying Mondays, we’ve got you covered. Obviously we also put together the funny boss jokes.
Funny Working From Home Jokes
Working in the comfort of your own home is a dream come true for some people who hate traffic and the hassle of a daily commute. But sometimes it can be very boring. Especially, if you don’t have your co-workers with you. You don’t have someone to share with when a funny post or work from home memes shows up. Good thing, we compiled a list of jokes for work to kill the boredom.
Here you find all our office and work jokes.
Check out these jokes to share with your co-workers via email. Just make sure to send it to their personal email address.
I am great at multitasking, I can:
- waste time
- be unproductive
- and procrastinate all at once.
These “I make $4000 a week working from home and you can too!”
MFS awfully quiet now.
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Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.
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Working from home is making me go to the kitchen more often than usual.
I get plenty of exercise – jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
I like work. It fascinates me.
I sit and look at it for hours.
I’m out of bed and dressed.
What more do you want?
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Is it just me or do we all play Solitaire when that very important meeting is going on?
My resumé is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.
My boss says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.
We’ll see about that.
I don’t work well under pressure…
Or any other circumstance.
No thanks personal hygiene…
I won’t be needing you today.
Last year, i got this new job and spoke to my amazing team.
What still baffles me is that we haven’t met yet!
Are security checks required?
Not during an online meeting its not.
I’ve gotten out of bed and I’m on my keyboard, what more could you want?
If you’re working from home on a laptop or PC, make sure you wear gloves and a face mask.
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Working from home is like VR porn.
It looks like you’re doing something, but in reality, it’s fucking nothing.
Question and Answer Jokes You Can Share While Working from Home
Level up your working from home humor! Working from home means working from home. It is what it is and it’s boring. You miss your co-workers and online meetings can’t fill that void. Luckily, we have more jokes you and your colleagues can laugh out loud to as if you’re still with them in the office.
Before “working from home” became a thing, I had no idea how great it would feel to walk around naked and fart all day whilst working!
I hope the others don’t return to the office too soon!
Working from home is great! I’m basically getting paid $30 / hr to play Mario kart and have sex with my wife!
That’s like $3 per race and $0.50 every time I have sex!
Why did the Can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
Our maid told us that she was going to start working from home.
She sent us a list of things to do.
Started working from home recently building boats in my attic…
Sails are through the roof.
I have been working from home since March of last year.
I am an Uber driver.
The best way to avoid IT issue when working from home during our current circumstances...
…is to avoid the red balloon.
“No! This is unacceptable. I want to speak to one of your superiors”
Me: I have a zoom meeting later.
My cat: Oh, me too.
My job allows working from home but I still go to office.
I like the idea of surrounding myself with some company.
Working from home in this weather makes me want to leak classified information…
Cause I’m snowed in.
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I work from home sometimes.
When I’m working from home, I sometimes put a blanket over me.
You could say, I work undercover.
If you get an email starting with Knock Knock don’t open it.
It’s a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
Since COVID, my wife and I have both been working from home,
I’ve really been enjoying all of the lunch meatings.
There are three kinds of jobs; those you shower before, those you shower after…
and working from home.
Whoever closed last night did an absolute shit job of cleaning and prepping for tomorrow.
I hate working from home.
A brief rise in the suicide is related to the Covid pandemic.
Murderers are working from home.
Every woman working from home is doing so on a macbook air on the couch, cup of tea.
Every man is at a 3-monitor setup with the loudest keyboard he could find at best buy.
me and me dad are sharing the dining room table working from home today.
He’s an aerospace engineer on a conference call ordering fuselage prototypes and I’m drawing a duck.
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Working Late Jokes
Wanna know one of the funny truths about working from home? It can absolutely can be boring! Read through our funny jokes about work and you might even find joke of the day for work that you can share with friends.
Here you find all our office jokes.
Why were you late for work?
Well, there are 8 of us in the family and the alarm was set for 7.
Boss: This is the third time you’ve been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?
Me: That it’s only Wednesday.
I woke up late one morning so I made my coffee using Red Bull instead of water,
I got halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
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Sorry, I’m late!
Traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past five years and I was not expecting that.
Definition of a Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Sorry for being late to work but I got stuck enjoying my last few moments of not being at work.
Work From Home Knock Knock Jokes
Since COVID19 happened, we are forced to self isolate and stay in our homes for the safety of everyone. It’s a very unfortunate event but it is a great opportunity to be with your family and enjoy the moments while we still can.
USB makes better honey.
Hard Drive who?
I had a hard drive, let me in so I can relax.
Yes! I’ve always known you were a bit nutty!
No thanks, I use Google.
Hello, who’s there?
Keyboard on my computer won’t work.
Working From Home Quotes
We know that working from home is not always easy so please have a look and make working from home more interesting with these quotes. You will definitely be inspired with what we have for you.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.
If you are working on something exciting that you really care about, you don’t have to be pushed. The vision pulls you.
First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, and then you win.
The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.
If something is wrong, fix it now. But train yourself not to worry, worry fixes nothing.
How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
Whatever your life’s work is, do it well. A man should do his job so well that the living, the dead, and the unborn could do it no better.
Martin Luther King, Kr.
Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
Always take some of the play, fun, freedom, and wonder of the weekend into your week and your work.
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
Never allow a person to tell you no, who doesn’t have the power to say yes.
Meeting Jokes and Corporate Jokes
Well, we understand that meetings can be serious but little jokes and work puns won’t hurt. Don’t worry they are clean jokes for work so go ahead and use it as ice breaker. Here are the best clean work jokes out there.
I propose a new rule: meetings can not last longer than my laptop battery or my bladder.
I learn a lot in meetings.
For instance, did you know that by bending a paper clip once, you can make a pretty cool ‘S’?
I think the reason we “nod off to sleep” is so it almost looks like we’re just emphatically agreeing whenever we’re in a boring meeting.
I don’t know what ferences are, but based on how I feel about conference calls, I must be proference.
There’s a reason they’re called committees.
When you’re on one for too long, you start to think about committing something else- suicide, murder, yourself into a mental institute.
My alarm clock broke so I’ve started scheduling early morning calls at the time I want to wake up.
My biggest issue with meetings is that, despite their name, they are rarely about me.
Time To Wrap Things Up
Tired of funny jokes for work? Or did you find your new favorite funny joke about work? If you’ve made it this far, then you clearly know that these funny work jokes are the real deal. Laughter is the greatest medicine of all and we are delighted to know that we’ve made you smile.
We are living in these crazy times, so for now, just enjoy being a member of the online community. Have a quick view of our other great collections of jokes that you might take a look at.