31 best Boss Jokes

31 Best Boss Jokes and Puns

You are looking for boss jokes to tell around the office? This is just the right place. We have collected the 31 best and funny boss jokes. Some of them are for employees only, others could be so funny, even your boss wants to hear them.

Just so you know; some bosses do not have the best sense of humor. So better make sure you know your boss well enough BEFORE you throw in some chef and office jokes.

We have collected jokes for employees about bosses, and jokes for bosses themself. Pick the right one for you!

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Our 31 Favorite Boss Jokes

  1. My boss gets really annoyed when I call him “Dick”. I suspect, it’s because his name is “Michael”.
  2. Why did the can crusher quit her job? Because it was so-da pressing.
  3. You know what a clean desk is a sign of? A cluttered desk drawer.
  4. My boss send me an email.
    Boss: “Send me a joke”
    Me: “I am working right now!”
    Boss: “That was a great one! Send me another one!”
  5. My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home!
  6. All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
  7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    It felt crummy.
  8. What is the best way to criticize your boss?
    Very quietly, so he cannot hear you.
  9. Just saved my boss from a murder. I went home early.
  10. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
  11. My week’s so rough that after Monday and Tuesday even my calendar says WTF
  12. I have a joke on designers, but our humor may not be aligned.
  13. I came out of the closet to my boss and was fired on the spot
    He’s still asking how I got in his closet.
  14.  I just heard my boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch that might be me.31 best Boss Jokes
  15. I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive and procrastinate — all at once!
  16. I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
  17.  You know what kind of tea is the hardest to swallow? Reali-tea.
  18. My boss pulled me aside at work one day
    And said you’re a high functioning alcoholic, I asked him how he knew that I was also high
  19. I got a job at a paperless office. Everything was great until I needed to use the bathroom.
  20. My boss said I’m a worker worth paying attention to.
    Unfortunately, he said it to the security guard.
  21. I have a joke on content writers, but double negatives are a no-no so I won’t say it.
  22. Boss: Why do you….
    Me: *pssssst*
    Boss: What is your biggest weakn…
    Me: *pssssssst*
    Boss: (whispering) you’re hired, welcome to the library!
  23. What do your boss and a slinky have in common?
    They’re both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
  24. I used to want to become a historian. Then I realized, there was really no future in it.
  25. Told my Boss that I have Corona.
    He thought I was talking about the Virus and gave me paid leave for 2 Months. More beer for me, I guess!
  26. You know what job I could really see myself doing? A mirror inspector.
  27. My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. So I put my paycheck as the first slide.
  28. Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory?
    He took a day off.
  29. My boss asked me how good I was at making spreadsheets.
    I told him I Excel at it.
  30. How is Christmas like your job?
    You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
    Read: the best holiday jokes
  31. I have a joke on my boss, but let me first overwork myself.
  32. When your boss cracks a joke and you laugh light “ahahahahagivemaraisehahaha
  33. I have a joke on developers, but it’s in a code.
  34. Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
    Me: I excel at it.
    Boss: was this a Microsoft Office pun?
    Me: Word!
  35. My boss denied my time-off request. But the flight is booked. So I hope she figures something out.
    Read: 49 best travel jokes and puns

Jokes for Boss

Are you a chef, a boss? Well, joke is on you…or not. Below we have a bunch of joke that are funny for bosses and everybody going that direction.

  1. My boss send me an email.
    Boss: “Send me a joke”
    Me: “I am working right now!”
    Boss: “That was a great one! Send me another one!”
  2. I don’t always ask my employees how they are. But when I do, I walk away before they can answer.
  3. Whoever smiles t their work is either high or really bad at their job.
  4. Boss: “Hey, why haven’t you submitted the files yet?”
    Me: “The corona thing was really hard and stressful.”
    Boss: “It is 2049, get the job done!”
  5. Employee: Good morning, Boss. I cannot come to work today due to heavy rain. I am living on an island now.
    Boss: In your application you put swimming as your hobbies. See you at work!
  6. I have a joke on clients, but they won’t be able to afford it.
  7. I always tell new hires, “Don’t think of me as your boss. Think of me as a friend that can fire you.”
  8. My boss arrived at work with a brand new Ferrari.
    Me: “wow, that is an amazing car”
    Boss: “if you work hard, put in the hours, and strive for excellence, I can buy myself another one next year!”

Best Jokes by Michael Scott

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This is one of the most beloved and most hilarious bosses there is. Here is a video of the best jokes by him.

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