Super Funny Office Jokes

We can all agree that sometimes, the office just gets too stressful. When you were applying for the job, you were just trying to have enough cash for food and a good place. You weren’t planning on getting bored to death.

While we aren’t so sure your boss will like this, here are some jokes you can gather a few folks to share. these jokes will definitely get you fired or hopefully not. Either way, remind them to laugh quietly and run back to your stations at the slightest sight of the manager.

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We also wrote up the funniest Monday jokes as well as the best weekend jokes and puns.

Since we wrote this article with best short office jokes, we also did one for the funniest business jokes and funniest boss jokes.

Here are some ways to keep the boredom away in your office

Funny Jokes You should Share in the Office

How is Christmas like your job?

You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

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An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.


My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I’m still employed. I just can’t remember where.


What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick.


Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

She felt crummy.


Why should you wear glasses to math class?

Because it helps with division.


A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. “Oh, damn it,” he proclaims, “Some asshole has my pen!”


A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said “Help Wanted,” so the man ran in the store and yelled out, “What’s wrong?!”


What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked into the office?

I can clearly see “you’re” nuts….


Being an astronaut is funny.

It’s the only job where you get fired before you start work.


I love pressing F5.

It is so refreshing.


I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.

He told me to stop going to those places.


What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in the sand?

Not enough sand.


A scientist and a philosopher are being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist makes some quick calculations and says, “It’s no good trying to outrun it. It’s catching up!” The philosopher keeps a little ahead and replies, “I’m not trying to outrun the lion, I’m trying to outrun you!”


Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.


What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets jalapeńo business.


Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.

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A man goes to the zoo. There’s only ONE exhibit in the entire zoo.

It was a Shih Tzu.

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If Bert Newton was a butcher…how would he introduce his wife?

Meat Patty!


A book fell on my head the other day in my office. I’ve only got my shelf to blame.


I stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.


What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!


Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.


Why is it hard for a communist to tell a joke?

It’s not funny until everyone gets it.


What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter


The boss says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that…


What is Forrest Gump’s email password? 

1forrest1


You know what can really ruin a Friday?

Remembering it’s only Thursday.


You know what job I could really see myself doing?

Inspecting mirrors


Why did the can crusher quit her job?

Because it was soda pressing.


Want to hear my construction joke?

I’ll tell you later — I’m still working on it


My week’s so rough that after Monday and Tuesday even my calendar says WTF.


How is Christmas like your job?

You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit


I’m out of bed and dressed — what more do you want?

Question And Answer office Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.


What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?

The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.


Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling.


Want to hear a roof joke?

It’s on the house


What does a vegan zombie like to eat?

Graaains.


I don’t mind coming in to work. It’s the eight-hour wait to go home that gets to me.


You know who invented the round table, right?

It was Sir Cumference.


I asked the corporate wellness officer, “Can you teach me yoga?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”


What did Zero say to the eight? “Nice belt!”


A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.


What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both stink and need to be changed often.


Want to hear a pizza joke?

Nahhh, it’s too cheesy!


My job is pretty secure. No one else wants it.


I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.


My boss says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.


Pack up the stuff

You can memorize these and tweak them a little as you wait for Friday. we all look forward to the weekend. This wasn’t how they described being an adult in high school. We all thought it was a time to be free and independent. But because we now have offices, those dreams are hardly possible, but now you have these jokes to make your office lively.

Michelle
I love cats, colorful plants and having a good laugh with friends. I joined the Jokes Quotes Factory to share my best piece. And where else can I have so much fun while writing? I hope you share my sense of humor. You can find all my articles in my profile.