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27+ Absolutely Fast and Crazy Car Jokes to share with friends!

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Cars are some of human’s amazing inventions. They are efficient, they are fast, and they just zoom here and there. They bring you to wherever you want to go. But cars can be very expensive and in some circles, it’s a show of one’s status. Regardless of how you use your car and what its purpose is, we’re sure that these car jokes are for you. Are you ready to laugh your gut out? Then read more below!

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Car Jokes Puns


Who can drive all their customers away and still make money?

Taxi drivers.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toyoda.


 What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

A Ford Siesta.


 What kind of cars do cooks drive?

Chef-rolets.


When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.


What kind of car does a snake drive?

An Ana-Honda.


 Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?

The Old Volks home.

Funny car jokes puns

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 How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.


 I stopped to pick up a hitchhiker.

Turns out he was just telling me he approved of my driving.


My sweetheart is always taking health food crazes too far.

Now, it’s even affecting my driving. She took the carb-orator off my car!


Husband: Honey, the neighbor is washing the car with his son again!

Wife: Poor kid! Go over there and tell him to use a sponge instead.


What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?

Hop in.


I just got nine out of 10 on my driver’s test.

The last guy was able to get out of the way.


If a car’s chasing you, you’ll definitely get tired.

But if you chase cars, you’ll get exhausted.


What do you do with old German cars?

You take ‘em to the old Volk’s home.

Hilarious car jokes puns


Dad Car Jokes

We have an entire category for dad jokes because their level of humor is just different. They laugh at really bad dad jokes and they make cringey ones too. However, you can’t deny that some dad car jokes are ultimately funny. Try these jokes with your dad and see how much he’d like it.


What kind of car does an egg drive?

A Yolkswagen.


What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.


Do you know what grinds my gears?

Clutch failure.


Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.


Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?

The Old Volks home.


What do you call a used car salesman?

A car-deal-ologist.

funny dad car jokes


What is the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind before it hits the windshield?

Its butt.


Where can you get the fastest fast food?

Lamb-burger-inis.


Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul?

He wanted to bust a move.


What kind of car does a Jedi drive?

A Toy-Yoda.


I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt.

Then it clicked.


I had a dream last night that I was a car muffler.

I woke up exhausted.


We almost got creamed by a milk truck.

I was udderly terrified.


What do you call a Hispanic driver who lost his car? 

Carlos.


I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended.


What kind of cars do cats drive? 

Catillacs.


What happens to 13-year-old cars?

They get car-mitzvahed.


What type of car does a chicken farmer drive? 

A coupe.


Why couldn’t the cow cross the road?

Because the cars were MOOving too fast.

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Why did the spider buy a sports car?

So he could take it out for a spin.


What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look at me, I’m changing!


What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Park your car, man!


What do you call a pig in a rickshaw? 

Pulled pork.


When I was young, all I wanted was a BMW.

Now that I’m older, I don’t need the W.

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Car Ride Jokes

What are cars for if not for riding? So, why not have fun while driving around the city or town? You need a good list of jokes if you want to travel with friends. Keep the journey alive with all these car ride jokes.


What did the pig say on the beach?
I’m bacon!


 Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service!


Riddle: Where can you find an ocean without water?
Answer: On a map!


 Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas!


Where do hamsters go on vacation?
Hamsterdam!


What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer’s day?
Croak-a-Cola!


How do rabbits get to their holiday destination?
By hare-plane!


 How can you tell elephants love to travel?
They always pack their own trunk!


Riddle: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
Answer: A stamp!


Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!


Summary

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