68 Funny Knock Knock Dog Jokes 2024

Knock knock. Who’s there? There are so many dog jokes, we should probably write a book about it. The amazing thing about dog jokes is that no matter how many times they’ve been told, they’re still absolutely hilarious! So we scoured the internet to provide a never-ending list of these classic jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So, here you are. A compilation of only the best knock, knock jokes about dogs to share with your friends and family. The next time you need a good laugh, consider this list. These knock-knock jokes about dogs will leave you howling with laughter over 1,000 times if you read them aloud just once.\

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Hilarious Knock Knock Dog Jokes

Our collection of funny dog jokes is sure to keep you laughing from the first knock to the last. These knock-knock jokes about dogs are a great way to pass some time and give your friends a laugh too.

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Puppy.
Puppy who?
Puppy love!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
How.
How who?
How will we get away from that mean dog?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken, I bring my dog inside?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh’s a good dog?
Me right?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roo.
Roo who?
Roo roo! It’s me, your dog!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish, I could get a puppy!

Knock knock. Who’s there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Who let the dogs out? I heard barking!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen over to pet the dog.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze a good dog?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Senior.
Senior who?
Senior dog digging in the trash yesterday.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Terry.
Terry who?
Terry bull she can’t get down!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck, and my dog can’t get out!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ty.
Ty who?
Ty up the dog before he runs away.

Best Knock Knock Dog Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Defense.
Defense who?
The defense has a hole in it—that’s how our dog got loose.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any more dogs out there!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patsy.
Patsy who?
Patsy dog on the head! I like it!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
DOUGHNUT pull my tail or I’ll bite you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken, you bring my dog to your house?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flea.
Flea who?
Flea from this dog before he bites you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl we get away from that mean dog over there?

Knock, knock.
Bark!
Bark! Arf! Yap! Bark!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dash.
Dash who?
Daschund!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dasum.
Dasum who?
Dasum is a cute dog!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver suddenly my dog went crazy!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Patsy.
Patsy who?
Patsy dog on the head, he likes it.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron a little faster, will you? There’s a pit bull after us!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah dog in there with you!

Funny Dog Jokes

Are you having a “ruff” day? These funny dog jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

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What makes more noise than a dog barking?
Two dogs barking!

What is a dog that sneezes?
A-choo-wawa.

What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
A CAT-tastrophy.

How do you spell “dog” backward?
D-O-G-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S.

What would you get if you crossed a cocker spaniel with a poodle and a rooster?
Cocker-poodle-doo.

What do you call young dogs who play in the snow?
Slush puppies.

When a dog sits on sandpaper, what does he say?
Ooh, that’s ruff!

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What kind of dog do you look for to ask the time?
A watchdog.

What do dogs do when they need to take a bathroom break during a movie?
They press the paws button.

What do dogs have that no other animals have?
Puppies!

What kind of dog is always up for taking a bath?
A shampoo-dle.

Which kind of dog lives in Dracula’s castle?
A bloodhound.

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How many hairs are in a dog’s tail?
None! The hair grows on the outside.

What do you call a dog who is getting old?
GrandPAW.

What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth.

When is a black dog not a black dog?
When he’s a greyhound!

Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle.

How can you tell if you have a lazy dog?
He only chases parked cars.

Why did the dog wear a sweater?
Because he was a chili dog.

What do you call a dog magician?
A Labra-cadabra-dor.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
All kinds — of buildings can’t jump!

What do dogs like to eat at movie theaters?
Pupcorn.

Where do dogs park their cars?
In the barking lot.

What do dogs and phones have in common?
They both have collar ID.

What did the hungry dalmatian say after his meal?
“That hit the spots!”

What did the waiter tell the dog at the restaurant?
“Bone-appetite!”

What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
“Well, doggone!”

What kind of place should you never take a dog?
The flea market.

Why is a tree like a dog?
They both have bark.

Why are skeletons afraid of dogs?
Because dogs love bones.

Funny Dog Puns

Every joke, regardless of genre and topic, needs a one-liner! Even dog jokes need a line. Who can’t laugh at one line? These dog jokes are the best jokes in the whole world.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
—Jeff Valdez

Who knew that dog saliva can mend a broken heart.
— Jennifer Neal

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
— Ann Landers

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.
—Snoopy, as written by Charles Schulz

I know someone who has a dog that keeps eating garlic. His bark is worse than his bite.

A friend of mine wanted to start collecting dogs. I gave him a couple of pointers.

A local dog gave birth at the side of the road. She got fined for littering.

I called my dog Blacksmith. Every time I opened the door, he made a bolt for it.

My dog keeps barking every time there is someone at the door. Don’t know why, it’s almost never for her.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
— Mark Twain

Anything is paw-sible when you have a dog.

My dog never stands up for herself. She just rolls over.

Summary

Did you know that one of the most popular tricks in the world is to have a conversation with your dog through the door? You shouldn’t because it’s not a trick that actually works. But if you still want to fool your friends and family into thinking that you are having a conversation with your dog, then this post might be for you.