We know how much we love funny jokes to tell to family and friends. It’s not something we can help. Somehow, people are created as a social being and we love good funny jokes to tell others. Having fun is a great pastime as it allows us to enjoy the moment, enjoy the laughter, and just let go of whatever is in our minds. We understand where you’re coming from that’s why we have here some of the funniest jokes to tell to your friends and family. Bookmark our page and get back to it when you need some funny jokes to tell!
Short Funny Jokes
Jokes don’t have to belong. Sometimes what you need are short funny jokes to tell and share with your friends. The shorter the joke, the better chances you have of retelling it perfectly for your friends to tell it to others perfectly as well. The world is all about sharing. So, share short funny jokes to tell and share with your loved ones.
What makes fat male penguins such a hit with penguin females?
They sure know how to break the ice.
How do you throw a space party?
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
“Siri, why am I still single?!”
I have a fear of speed bumps.
But I am slowly getting over it.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw!
Talk is cheap?
Have you ever talked to a lawyer?
Funny Jokes to Tell Friends
Who else should funny jokes be told to but your friends? They are the people who love you and laugh with you no matter how lousy your joke may be! The thing is, all these funny jokes to tell friends are some of the best times and moments you get to share with them. Years from now you may look back and still laugh at all the funny jokes you’ve shared with them and how it helped solidify your relationship with them.
Why can’t your nose be 12-inches long?
Because it would be the foot.
I’m reading an antigravity book
It’s impossible to put down!
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger…
And then it hit me.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What did the science book say to the math book?
Wow, you’ve got problems.
A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.
Why do mushrooms get invited to all the best parties?
Because they are such fungis!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
Seriously Funny Jokes
Some jokes are funny and others are seriously funny! You just can keep these seriously funny jokes to yourself because these are worthy jokes to tell to friends and families. Share the fun because that’s what life is all about. Check out these funny jokes today!
Why are fishes so smart?
Because they live in a school.
A woman who is three months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily your brother
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
“Put it on my bill.”
Where do cows go for fun?
To the moo-vies.
Advice from an introvert:
Keep your friends close, but not so close that they expect you to go out with them on the weekends.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet.
I’m one of those people that will ask what’s for dinner while eating lunch. Don’t judge me.
I love food
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