Brothers are a pain in the neck, but we love them anyway. We all have that one brother who never stops telling jokes. Whether they are completely ridiculous and Green Eggs And Ham-style, or just averagely funny like getting hit in the face with an egg (which happened to me once), we love our sweet brah’s no matter how many times he tells; us this stuff! So here is a list of great Brothers Jokes for you right now—you won’t regret it!!!
The brothers who love telling jokes will never disappoint you when it comes down to their ability to deliver laughing gas at just about any time during the day! The best way to make your brothers feel better is by sharing these funny, ridiculous jokes with them. We know that no matter how often they tell the same joke about being bald or getting hit in the face with an egg- you will always love him!
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Hilarious Brother Jokes
We love our brothers no matter how many times they tell us a joke about being bald or getting hit in the face with an egg. So here is a list of funny brother jokes for you to enjoy!
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Cop: Do you mind identifying the body (puts a hand on my shoulder)? I have to warn you Who hacked up the body.
Me: (tearing up) yes, that’s my brother Reese.
Cop: you’re sure?
Me: (nodding) those are Reese’s Pieces.
My brother can’t stand people with missing toes
He’s lactose intolerant
My little brother just came up with this: Why was the fully loaded hot dog cold?
Because it was a chili dog.
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A lot of people say me and my older brother look alike
I agree because I have his jeans
Many people know about Harley Quinn, but very few have heard about her stillborn twin brother…
What would the Property Brothers show be called if they were alien skeletons?
E.T. Bone Home.
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My brother said he didn’t like cat puns.
I asked why and he said, “They freak meowt.”
After a moment of me staring at him, he said, “Seriously, I’m not a kitten.”
I was painting my room with my brother….
….when I realized. He’s not a very good brush.
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank…
It was a monster!
My friend said that he eats more than his brother.
I was more concerned by the fact that he eats his brother.
If my name was Ella, and I married Darth Vader.
My name would be Elevator.
My little brother wanted to be treated like a prince…
…So I slit his throat while he was sleeping to ensure he didn’t lay claim to my crown.
Why girls don’t have willys
Little brother came into the kitchen and declared, “mom, now I know why girls don’t have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow.”
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My brother and I made a $50 bet on who could throw meat the furthest into the air.
I guess you could say the steaks have never been higher.
My brother wanted to play Cowboys and Indians.
So I put on a ten-gallon hat and chaps, and he went to MIT and graduated in computer science.
My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a long time.
He got a trophy.
My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids.
But I laugh more.
Brother Jokes One-Liners
You can’t help but love your brother no matter how often he tells the same joke about being bald or getting hit in the face with an egg! So here are some funny jokes for brothers to enjoy.
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I met Bruce Lee’s vegan brother today.
His name is Brocko Lee.
How many brothers do robots have?
None. They only have transistors.
For years, my brother wanted to be an archeologist…
… but ten years in, his career lies in ruins.
I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh…
No pun in ten did.
I don’t publicize the fact that I’m Thor’s brother.
I keep it low-key.
What kind of music does Mufasa’s brother like?
My brother asked me why they’re called dogwoods
I told him it’s because they have ruff bark.
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Did You Know That Dr. John Dolittle has a vegan brother named Jack?
He can make beans talk.
My brother used to go with an undercover cop called Ivy.
She turned out to be a plant.
My buddy told me he had a threesome with his girlfriend and her twin…….
I asked how he could tell them apart. He said, “Her brother has a mustache.”
My HP printer died today
It was like a Brother to me.
My brother asked me to describe myself in 3 words…
What does a black man call a black lawyer?
A brother in law
My brother just threw a milk carton at me
My brother just admitted that he broke my favorite lamp,
I’m not sure I’ll be able to look at him in the same light ever again.
Funny Brother Jokes for Birthday, Wedding, and other events
Brother jokes are terrible and you can’t help but roll your eyes or laugh hysterically. But we love our brothers, so here is a list of funny brother jokes for when those crazy, lovable guys show up with their endless supply of laughs!
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I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother.
It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.
My brother recently married some jello
Yeah, that wedding didn’t set well
My brother broke his arm at the aquarium
We had to fetch a sturgeon.
George Clooney has a twin brother. Do you know what his name is?
My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn’t strong enough.
He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
I gave my brother a hot dog for Christmas.
…I always knew that he would relish his gift.
My brother opens a box of cereals before finishing another, wasting them. Let’s just say…
He’s a cereal killer.
The producers of The Flintstones were planning to make one final episode where Fred’s brother marries Barney’s brother.
It was canceled because it was the 60s, and Americans weren’t yet ready to have a gay old time.
My brother has been making fantastic chicken on the grill for as long as I can remember.
I’d say he’s a seasoned pro.
My brother, who stutters, was sent to prison.
I feel bad knowing he will never complete his sentence.
My brother and I are working on a tight deadline in making Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second count.
A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly…
… and as you can see, they were Wright
I know, I was feeling sad after my crush told me that she liked me as a brother,
But then I realized that she was from Alabama.
We all have at least one brother who is always telling jokes. Some of them are crazy, lovable, and sometimes annoying as heck! But we can’t help but laugh when they’re done with their little funny stories about being bald or getting hit in the face by an egg (or two). So here’s a list from me – thanks for making my day better every time you tell that one about having your head stuck between door frames because there was nowhere else to go!!