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70 BRIE-llantly Funny Cheese Jokes and Puns

The best foods in the world have cheese on them and some puns and jokes, too! Pizza, nachos, mozzarella sticks, and many more (name it!). This article covers old as well as new cheese jokes. Well, who doesn’t love cheese, please raise your hands or say “cheese!”. I also wrote up my favorite food jokes for kids here.

Cheese has been and will always be the best in the world ever! There’s no regret in pairing it with other foods, ’cause it tastes so GOUDA! And it doesn’t taste any better with, of course, cheese jokes! 

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Funny Cheese Puns

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What do you call cheese who attends art openings?

Cultured.


What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?

The curdles.


Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?

His pick-up line was too cheesy.

Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar His pick-up line was too cheesy.


What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?

R n’ Brie.


What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?

“I’m mature for my age.”


What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?

Fondue-due.


What do you call a giant monster made of cheese?

Gorgonzilla

What do you call a giant monster made of cheese Gorgonzilla


Who were the first cheese lovers ever?

Edam and Eve.


Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?

He had grater plans.


What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?

“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”


What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?

“You make me melt.”


What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?

“I dis a brie.”


What kind of cheese protects a castle?

Moat-zarella.

What kind of cheese protects a castle Moat-zarella.


What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?

“You gouda brie kidding!”


What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?

To brie or not to brie.


Why did the cheese get in trouble?

It was up to no gouda.


I took a photograph of a mouse today

He didn’t say “cheese” but I could tell he was thinking it.

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What do you call a socialite made of cheese?

Paris Stilton.

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What do you call a socialite made of cheese Paris Stilton.


I reached for the plate of food thinking it was mine until my sister yelled NACHO CHEESE.


How do you get a mouse to smile?

Say cheese.

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What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?

Looking sharp!


What cheese is made backward?

Edam.

What cheese is made backward Edam.


Did you hear that the cheese factory exploded?

The whole town was covered in de brie!


Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?

It’s a hole business strategy.


What type of cheese do people gravitate to when they’re sad?

Blue cheese!


How can you tell when cheese is depressed?

They get kinda blue.


What do you call a flying cheese?

A curd of prey.

What do you call a flying cheese A curd of prey.


Why do cheeses make bad musicians?

They’re always sharp.


What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?

“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”


What do they say when you leave the cheese store?

Have a gouda day!

What do they say when you leave the cheese store Have a gouda day!


Corny Cheese Puns

This might sound cheesy, but it’s really GRATE! What could be cheesier than a bunch of corny cheese jokes? Here’s some corny cheese puns for your entertainment!

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What other lyrics do cheese love?

Whisper words of wisdom, let it brie.


Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?

It got provolonely

Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup It got provolonely


What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?

“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause, you’re lookin’ sharp!”


Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?

How dairy.


What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?

Livarot.


What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?

Mozart-arella.


What covers the floor of the mozzarella forest?

Cheese sticks.

What covers the floor of the mozzarella forest Cheese sticks.


What does cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?

He cantal.


What did the ball of mozzarella say as it was getting shredded?

I’m falling to pizzas!


What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?

Limb-burger.


How did the cheese get such curly hair?

It got a perm-asan.


What were the cheese’s wedding vows?

To havarti and to hold.

What were the cheese’s wedding vows To havarti and to hold.


What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?

Brie mine.


Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?

In queso emergency.


Clever Cheese Puns

Any grater plans than reading and laughing from these cheese puns and jokes? Well, then you don’t have any choice but to stick with all these clever cheese puns! You can add some pizza and wine, so you’d gouda laugh more! 

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What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?

Ched-arrrrgh!

What is a pirate’s favorite cheese Ched-arrrrgh!


What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?

Build a roquefort.

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What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?

Feta wap.


Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?

In queso emergency.


Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?

It’s hole-y.


How did the cheese professor start class every day?

Oh queso…

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What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?

Cheez-it.

What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag Cheez-it.


What do you call referential cheese?

Feta.


What did the comedian say after, after a bad set?

That crowd was laughtose intolerant.


How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?

Caerphilly.

How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear Caerphilly.


Hilarious “CHEESE” Jokes and Puns

Are you looking for some cheeeeese jokes?? These jokes are fantastic for those cheese lovers which sounds brie-llantly funny! I even added some knock knock cheese jokes for you!


What does cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?

Halloumi.

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What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?

Make America grate again.


What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?

Nacho Man.

What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song Nacho Man.


How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?

“I think you and I would look gouda together.”


Knock knock.

Who’s out there?

Cheese.

Cheese who?

Cheese a gouda fellow.

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What cheese cries the most?

Babybel.


What does a cheese-like drink after a long day?

Morbier.


How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?

They tell you they are pretty fondued to you.


What kind of cheese do beavers eat?

Edam.

What kind of cheese do beavers eat Edam.


What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?

Forever provolone.


Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?

The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.


What is a lion’s favorite cheese?

Roarquefort.


Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?

He was tired of the daily rind.

Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business He was tired of the daily rind.


Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?

Someone always cuts the cheese.


What kind of cheese makes the best music?

Brieoncé.


Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?

He was scared there was a munster under the bed.


What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?

Epistemology and fetaphysics.

Why couldn’t the cheese sleep He was scared there was a munster under the bed.


Summary

These get cheesy as it gets and BRIE-llantly funny!

Regardless of whether you’re a cheese lover, it doesn’t matter because the cheesier it gets, the better! You can enjoy these puns with a list of food choices (with cheese and wine) like pizza, nachos, feta, Swiss, mozzarella sticks, and whatever you think can be eaten with cheese!

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