94 Elfin Christmas Puns For Kids

Christmas is waving and right now I bet that all the streets all over the world get stuck in traffic from time to time. Whether you’re alone, with family, or with your friends, getting stuck in traffic can be really irritating so we hope that our Christmas puns will relax you and lighten your mood. After all, the Christmas spirit is all about good vibes, right?

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Funny Christmas Puns For Instagram

Cherish your memories by taking photos and posting them on social media. We know that holidays can be tiring so here are some hilarious Christmas puns for your Instagram captions. 

It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.

It’s the most wine-derful time of the year

Oh, deer.

All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.

A mistle-toast to the holiday season.

I love you from head to mistletoe.

Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.

Yule be sorry.

I’m pine-ing for you.

I have the final sleigh.

The Christmas alphabet has noel.

The Christmas alphabet has noel.

You’re sleigh-in’ it.

It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.

Why is Santa’s reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve?
They have herd immunity.

What’s the most popular sweet at the North Pole?
Ice crispy treats.

Sleigh, what?!

The snuggle is real.

Cute Christmas Puns For Couples

Another clever Christmas puns just for you! It is great to celebrate Christmas with families and with your partners. Check our holiday puns for couples and enjoy the wonderful time of the year. 

Sweater weather is better together.

Sweater weather is better together

You are the joy to my world.

You are the fruit of my cake.

Meet me under the mistletoe.

Christmas has me feeling extra Santa mental.

A magical night with a magical person.

We are pepper-meant to be.

Some people are worth melting for.

You are the nut to my cracker.

Hurry down the chimney tonight.

What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe.

What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe

All I want for Christmas is you.

My best present is wrapped around my arms.

You are the jingle to my bell.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

I was asked to bring an ugly sweater to a Christmas party.
But my ex-wife already had plans.

Christmas Song Puns

Fa La La La La La La La La! Christmas is not complete if you don’t hear some Christmas songs. Radio stations and all streaming platforms are full of it and surely you will love it but you will love our puns even more! 

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What’s a dog’s least favorite Christmas song?
Fleas Navidad

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What are your mom’s favorite songs?
Here comes Santa Claws and Santa Paws is comin’ to town.

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What was the guy from Casablancas favorite Christmas Song?
Moroccan around the Christmas Tree.

What’s Dominic Cummings’ favourite christmas song?
Driving home for christmas.

What song did the bodybuilder sing at Christmas?
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the whey!

Do you know the amoeba’s favorite Christmas song?
Single Cell Rock

What’s a really fowl Christmas song?
Duck the halls and It’s the most wine derful time of the year!

Funny Christmas Puns One Liner

Want Christmas puns one-liners? Here they come. It is amazing how Christmas can turn bad things into something that is so inspiring and lovely. Add some good vibes and tell your friends these funny puns we have for you. 

Love at frost sight!

Love at frost sight

Make it rein.

Sleigh queen, sleigh.

It’s lit.

How rude-olf of you.

Resting Grinch face.

You sleigh me.

Your presents is requested.

But wait—there’s myrrh.

Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.

Hold on for deer life.

Christmas Tree Puns

Step up your game this holiday with our hilarious Christmas tree puns. It is fun decorating Christmas tree with your kids and families. It has been a tradition for so long and everyone still loves it. Giggle with our Christmas tree puns. 

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I love hanging with you this season.

I love hanging with you this season

Oh chemistree, oh chemistree.

I pine for you.

You know when that hot pine bling.

Hey tree, don’t leaf me hanging.

Looking at you is like reading poetree.

Feeling just pine.

Advice from a tree: stand tall and proud, go out on a limb, remember your roots, and drink plenty of water.

Don’t forget that everyone is rooting for you.

I’ve been hooked on Christmas trees my whole life.

This year my tree is #ballin.

This year my tree is #ballin

Santa Puns and Elf Puns

Santa and elves are the most loved Christmas characters. They are so amusing and kids make a big deal out of them. We know that at some point in time, you also believe them because we did. Well, our time has passed so let’s just enjoy these puns. 

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What are Santa’s lucky suits in cards?
The red suits, of course.

It’s a simple case of claus and effect.

I’m clausitive this will be a Christmas to remember.

Watch where you light the Christmas candles this year—you don’t want Santa to become Krisp Kringle.

No need to claus a scene!

Let’s make santamental Christmas memories.

Did you know Santa has another favorite snack besides milk and cookies? Kringle cut fries!

Rebel without a Santa Claus.

Christmas is always a claus for celebration.

Christmas is a special time of year, as Santa graces you with his presents.

Christmas is a special time of year, as Santa graces you with his presents

Christmas Card Puns

We know that in this digital age, cards and letters are not popular with most people so it is kinda sweet if you receive one! Are you planning to give one to your loved ones? Have a blast with our Christmas Card Puns! 

Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a bit?

If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.

Oh, deer! Christmas is here!

Have your elf a merry little Christmas.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!

I love when candy canes are in mint condition.

Alcohol Christmas Puns

Don’t get so tipsy because we still have puns for you to go through. Have a look at our Christmas puns about alcohol. Share this with your friends over a couple of beers. 


We wish you a hoppy Christmas!

We wish you a hoppy Christmas!

I guess you can say I’m getting into the proper Christmas spirits…

Baby it’s cold out-cider!

Just out here playing Rein-beer games.

Time to get fa la la la lit!

I’m dreaming of a wine Christmas…

It’s the holidays, so why not treat your elf?

Deck the halls with boughs of shotskis, fa la la la la!

Deck the halls with boughs of shotskis

Tidings of cup-fort and joy.

The holidays are a great time to have a festive drink just be Claus.

Just a red-faced Brew-dolph with their rein-beer friends!

Gin-gle bell, gin-gle bell, gin-gle bell (on the) rocks?

Tis the season to be tipsy…!

I told myself just one drink this year, but I couldn’t elf myself!

Don’t worry – I’m limiting myself to a Wreath-onable amount of drinks this year!

Don’t worry – I’m limiting myself to a Wreath-onable amount of drinks this year

Extra: Christmas Name Puns

  1. Jolly
  2. Chrismas
  3. Santa
  4. Frosty
  5. Christmas Xo
  6. Chayse
  7. Chayton
  8. Chrissy
  9. VibetillChristmas
  10. Snowy
  11. Winter
  12. Santa
  13. Xmas
  14. Reindeer
  15. Christmas Wino
  16. Noelle
  17. Merry


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