111 AMUSING Pantry Jokes and Puns That Are Perfect For Cooks

111 AMUSING Pantry Jokes and Puns That Are Perfect For Cooks

Having a pantry can be beneficial for you and your whole family. Food pantries help families put healthy meals on the table, obtain personal care items, baby food, diapers, and household cleaning supplies, and take home fresh items like meat, cheese, eggs and produce.

In need of entertaining pantry jokes to tell your friends and family? Look no further. Find some amusing pantry jokes, storage puns, and more that you can use as pantry captions or post on Instagram, Facebook, and Whatsapp as an alternative to the previous choice. To brighten your day a bit, I’ve compiled a list of my favourite pantry jokes and puns.

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Pantry Jokes

Pantry cabinets are what you need to save money on food. In this way, we don’t spend extra if our meals are planned. All we need to do is follow the plan. While you are at it, you can also laugh at our pantry jokes!


Here are my favorite pantry puns for every circumstance.
Pantry like a rock star.

Here are my favorite pantry puns for every circumstance. Pantry like a rock star.


Who’ll stop the grain?
I wanted to organize my spice rack, but I didn’t have the thyme.


What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
A lick-her cabinet.


What kind of tree holds the widest variety of fruit?
The pantry.

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My doctor told me to get rid of all the bad food in my pantry.
It was delicious.


Don’t forget to keep everything in your dairy/pantry a few inches apart.
We are supposed to be shelf isolating!


Is that a frying pan in the pantry?
No. It’s a wok-in closet.

Is that a frying pan in the pantry? No. It’s a wok-in closet.


What kind of tree is a chef’s favorite?
A pantry.

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Why does a skunk bother organizing his pantry?
He likes keeping everything in odor.


Why does it take all afternoon to eat all of the herbs in the pantry?
Because it’s a thyme consuming activity


Pantry Puns

Of course, the list won’t be complete without the pantry puns. Have fun with the puns that we have compiled for you. Share with friends and family!


Cupboard organization can really test a relation-chip.


I just want to pasta picture of my beautiful pantry!


I’m out of some spices, I’ll have to dill with it.


Barbara Streisand starred in my favorite movie, Lentil.

Barbara Streisand starred in my favorite movie, Lentil.


My Pantry Playlist features a lot of Hall & Oats, Cardi-mom B, and Korn.


Hey dad, I’m Hungary.
Maybe Czech the pantry for some snacks.


Be careful of charming fat guys, ladies.
They are just trying to get into your pantries.


Careful girls, fat guys just wanna get inside your pantries


I like my women like I like my oatmeal.
Steel-cut and in the pantry.


Rack Jokes

When it comes to organising your stuff, the racks are really helpful! Having a well-organized house is the greatest feeling in the world, but it can also be quite draining. To keep yourself entertained, read some of our jokes.


Had to quit working at the gym because I got too exhausted racking all the weights.
Put in my too-weak notice.


I wanted to rearrange all the spices on my spice rack
But I couldn’t find the thyme.


What is a cougar’s favorite kill?
A Stagg with a nice rack!


Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other: you stay here; I’ll go on ahead.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: you stay here; I'll go on ahead.


What does The Rock call his wife?
The Rack.


I’m writing a play about doing cocaine off of a rack.
But I’m having a hard time getting past the titular line.

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I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out.
What a waste of thyme.


A man was dissatisfied with a Chad Kroeger album he bought off of the 95% rack.
So he returned it and got his Nickelback.

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A necktie and a hat are sitting on a coat rack.
The hat says, “you can hang around if you want, but I’m gonna go on a head. ”


9 out of 10 men prefer women with a big rack.
The tenth man prefers the other 9 men.


Why won’t skinny girls date fat men?
They get jealous when the boyfriend has a better rack than they do.


I was alphabetising my spice rack…
When I realised I have too much spare thyme.

I was alphabetising my spice rack... When I realised I have too much spare thyme.


How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?
Remove the vowels in his rack.


I went to buy a closet shoe rack.
but I wasn’t sure if they were shoe racks or not. They hadn’t come out.


What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?
A rack of lamb.

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?
I rack.


What did the old lady and the rack of ribs have in common?
They were both used to dry rubs!


What do male deer and the Kardashians have in common?
Every year, they get a new rack.

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I went to that new sexy internet café
My server sure had a nice rack.


Yo, check out my spice rack.
No need to rush, I’ve got all the thyme in the world.

Yo, check out my spice rack. No need to rush, I've got all the thyme in the world.


What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.


Funny Cabinet Puns

It’s possible to use cabinets to store anything from documents to machinery and tools. Storage cabinets, on the other hand, may hold twice as much as standard shelving. Enjoy our cabinet puns!


I tried to build a shelf to hold all my favorite Brie Larson movies.
But I didn’t have Room.

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If my bookcase realizes it wants to store dishes instead of books,
it has reached shelf actualization.


Building a shelf and couldn’t decide on wood type, so I went with the most popular.

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Just finished building an Ikea shelf. I’m going to name it Joe.
It’s a bit shakey and leans slightly to the left.


Roses are Red, you can set them on a shelf,
Just a friendly reminder, Epstein didn’t kill himself.


I was reminiscing at my old school’s library,
looking back at my shelf.

I was reminiscing at my old school's library, looking back at my shelf.


A book falls on Sean Connery’s head.
“Well, I’ve only got my shelf to blame”


My friend got crushed by a pile of books.
He’s only got his shelf to blame.


Funny Salt Puns

Bringing salty humour to the dinner table can be a lot of fun. Using these might be a great conversation starter or cheesy icebreaker when meeting new people.


Take life with a grain of salt, but also with some tequila and a lime.


I inherited hypertension from my father.
He always was taking everything with a grain of salt.


I just thought that it was sodium funny when you said that salt pun at dinner.


Sea salt always has the best vision.


I thought about making a joke about salt.
Then I thought Na, that doesn’t sound fun.

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I thought about making a joke about salt. Then I thought Na, that doesn’t sound fun.


If you want to exterminate snails in your yard, your best bet is with an a-salt rifle.


The pony had to gargle salt water this morning because he’s feeling a little horse.


The doctor told me to rub my entire body with salt to fix my condition. Now I’m cured.


I took the recent ice storm warnings with a grain of salt.


Ugh, she always makes me so bad and raises my boiling point to the top. She’s like a salt.


I threw a packet of salt at my friend in the restaurant and they said “That’s a-salt”.


Salt free spaghetti was sent to jail for being an impasta.


Funny Shelf Puns

Believe it or not, it is crazy how shelving has rules like putting the heavy stuff on the bottom part and the lighter things on the top part. Enjoy these shelf puns with friends. 


My wife doesn’t think I can install knobs on our cabinets.
But I can handle it.


I was in two minds about whether to buy a metal cabinet to store my valuables.
In the end, it was a safe investment.


Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

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When the librarian bumped her head, she had no one to blame but her shelf.

When the librarian bumped her head, she had no one to blame but her shelf.


I asked my dad to put fixtures on a cabinet.
Consider it handled.


As my wife opened the cabinet, a coffee cup crashed on her head.
It’s awful to see someone you love mugged.


The cabinet I made just collapsed and a bunch of books fell and hit me.
I’ve only got my shelf to blame.


I bought an Xbox to put next to my cabinet filled with photos of boars.
Now I have an Xbox and a game console.

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I switched labels in my wife’s spice cabinet.
She hasn’t noticed, but the thyme is cumin.


How do you get into an all-glass China cabinet?
It’s glassified.


I heard Biden’s newest cabinet member is a racehorse.
He’s gonna be the new Secretariat of State.

I heard Biden's newest cabinet member is a racehorse. He's gonna be the new Secretariat of State.


Funny Spice Puns

When it comes to flavouring food and beverages, nothing beats the use of spices! For thousands of years, people use it for food preparation and preservation. Enough with the fun fact; it is now time to check out our spice puns!


I’m cumin to the end of my patience with all these spice puns now.


Seasonings change.


A soldier who has survived mustard gas and pepper spray is indeed a seasoned veteran.


For everything, there is a seasoning!


Ain’t no season to go anywhere else.


Let’s have a quick brainstorming season.


Season the day.


Beyond seasonable doubt.


That was a great jam season yesterday.


Seasoning’s greetings.


It’s always nice to be with friends, life is pepper with good companionship.


That’s a terrible spice pun! I really should have seen it cumin.

That’s a terrible spice pun! I really should have seen it cumin.


Funny Clutter Puns

Were you aware that a cluttered environment fosters creativity? Isn’t it interesting? Enjoy our jokes and feel free to share them with your friends.


A musician’s desk is always cluttered, there are too many chords.

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I’m a big fan of the one-night stand, two just make my bedroom look cluttered.


Why couldn’t the dead car drive into the cluttered garage, to lack of vroom.

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Funny Storage Puns

Getting organised might help relieve stress. Getting organised helps lower your stress levels since it eliminates the need to scramble at the last minute. Have fun with our funny storage puns. 


The world’s best cloud storage service was released today, called Titanic.


I unfriended an overweight friend on Snapchat.
My phone gained a gigabyte of storage back.


If you give a developer a cookie.
they’ll tell you why it’s really better to use local storage.

If you give a developer a cookie, they'll tell you why it's really better to use local storage. * pantry jokes


I’m starting a company that will sell electronic storage devices and almonds.


Yo mama is so fat, her contact info takes up all the storage space in your phone.


The other day I found this literal fossil of a PC.
It had about a trilobyte of storage on it!


When you work with computers, you should regularly check their storage management.


I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week,
guess you could say it was a briefcase.


He’s not dead just his storage unit


Who needs storage on a computer, just use an Asian brain.


Funny Broccoli Puns

These broccoli puns are sparking a wide range of reactions. Despite the fact that our broccoli puns are amusing, eating broccoli for breakfast, lunch, and dinner may be really depressing. 


You’re my bro-ccoli.


Do your job broccoli.


There is planty of broccoli left.


A piece of broccoli was late for a meeting.
He got in a cab and yelled “floret!”


Today I met the vegetarian brother of Bruce Lee.


I told my dad that broccoli was really starting to grow on me…
“No son, broccoli grows in the ground”

I told my dad that broccoli was really starting to grow on me... “No son, broccoli grows in the ground” - pantry jokes


Funny Organization Puns

Organizing events, stuff, and other things may be very soothing, but it can also be really stressful if you are unable to complete them. Well, don’t worry, we’ve got some funny organization puns for you to enjoy.


The Times Square event organizers have a big night ahead of them.
Hope they don’t drop the ball.


I’m trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.


I started volunteering for an organization that builds housing for large sea creatures.
It’s called Habitat for Huge Manatees.


I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament,
but it was a complete failure.


I was researching Atheism.
Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.


My x-wife hated the way I organized everything.
Hopefully, my y-wife won’t be my last.

My x-wife hated the way I organized everything. Hopefully, my y-wife won’t be my last. - pantry jokes


I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably.


I always thought that organizing the Amsterdam Light Festival would be a heavy task.
But it turns out to be quite light.


Organizing a yoga session was very easy.
Luckily she was freelance so her hours were flexible.


I have a system for organizing the beverages in my refrigerator.
I use the Mountain Dewey decimal system.


Summary

It’s easy to see why installing a kitchen pantry would be a good idea. It’s easy to lose cooking utensils in a disorganized kitchen because of the way it looks and smells. Adding this home storage option to your kitchen is a terrific way to make the most of the space you do have. Don’t forget these funny pantry jokes while you are thinking of having one yourself. 

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