169 BEST Biology Jokes and Puns %%currentyear (For School and Smart)

We know that biology can be a bit hard on students so why not have a break and check out these funny biology jokes that will totally make you fall in love with biology again. These jokes are not just for kids but also for young at heart nerds.

Biology is a study of life and we really need to take this subject seriously because we can learn a lot of things in this study of life. Studying biology will give us an in depth understanding on every organism that we can imagine.

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Biology Jokes and Memes

Infuse your lesson with a little bit of fun with our memes and jokes about biology. Sometimes, studying all about life can be super boring so it is important to chill out and put a smile on your face.

How does a marine biologist end a conversation?
Sea you later!

Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who visited 30 different countries and spoke 6 languages?
He was a man of many cultures.

Why do biologists like to travel?
It makes them more cultured.

What do hipster biologists wear?
Skinny genes.

Why did the scuba diver fail biology?
He was below “C” level.

Where did the viruses go?
They flu away.

What do you call it when your Biology grade is close to an F?
Biodegraded.

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.

What did the cell say when he ran into the table?
Mitosis!

Why wouldn’t the scientist go into the haunted house?
He was too petrified.

Why didn’t anyone want the biologist’s new book?
It was a hard cell.

What does a biologist tell you when you have to give blood?
B positive!

Why did the woman break up with the biologist?
He was too cell-fish.

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Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.
Because in biology, cells multiply in number when one cell divides into two.

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They’re allowed to wear genes to work.

What do biologists post on Instagram?
Cell-fies.

Why aren’t students allowed in the biology teachers’ lounge?
It’s for staph only.

What do you call an organic compound with an attitude?
A-mean-o acid.

Biology Jokes for Students

Looking for more biology jokes that you can share to your classmates and friends? Here they are! You will surely have fun with our funny biology jokes for students.

What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?
Mitosis!

What does the sign on the microbiology lab door say?
Staph Only

What’s the opposite of Nutrition?
Old-trition.

What do you call a well-traveled microbiologist who speaks several languages?
A person of many cultures

Why was the biology teacher so popular at school?
He was a fungi.

What’s the difference between a puppy and a marine biologist?
One wags a tail while the other tags a whale.

How did the biologist call for Sean “Puffy” Combs?
Heredity

What was the name of the leader of the group of holy biologists?
Saint Nucleus.

What did the cell say when his sister stepped in his foot?
Ow – Mitosis!

Why did the biologist get booed off the stage during American Idol?
He was caught Lipidsynching

What did Gregor Mendel shout out when he founded genetics?
Whoo-pea!

What’s was the pirate favorite amino acid?
Arrrrrrr-ginine.

What musical instrument do biologists play?
Organs

What are the names of the recycling triplets?
Polly, Ethel and Ian.

What do biologists wear when they play hockey?
Helminths.

Why was the girl worried about biology class?
She has a Nervous System.

Did you hear the famous biology song?
“Every Breath You Take” by Sting.

Biology is important…
Its a matter of life and death!

Which place of worship is made from amino acids?
The cysteine chapel.

How did Gregor Mendel become wealthy?
From his Mendelian inheritance.

What did the femur bone say to the patella?
I kneed you.

What did the biologist order at the Dinosaur Barbeque Restaurant?
Back-back Ribosomes

What did the biologist name her twin daughters?
“Jenna” and “Control”

Why can’t plants escape from jail?
There are walls around their cells.

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What did the biologist see at the beach?
Nucleotides

Where are criminal neurons sent?
A chain ganglion.

How do you eat a DNA-salad?
With a replication fork.

Where does a hippopotamus spend most of it’s time at college?
On hippocampus

What can you use to get plaque off of your brain?
Neural Crest

Do you want to know something about Potassium?
K

What is it called when a can of Pepsi washes up on a beach?
A Peptide

What do you call a broken spirometer?
Expired.

What would you most commonly find in a cell?
Criminals.

What kind of notebooks do dendrochronologists use?
Tree-ring binders.

What kind of pants to biologists wear?
Designer genes.

How did the biologist learn how to repair his house?
Homology.

Why should you worry if you get a B for your biology practical?
Because it’s much easier to dissect a frog!

Why don’t dendrochronologist’s get married?
They only date trees. (Dendrochronology is a scientific method of dating tree rings)

Why did the student ask his mom for money?
He thought he had to buy ology.

How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature?
Romeostasis.

Flirty Biology Jokes and Corny Biology Jokes

Biology can really get too serious. But who told you that you can’t have some fun? These flirty and corny biology jokes will totally grow on you. Throw this out to your girlfriend and you’ll surely gain some points.

If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.

Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium?
Because you are Cu-Te

Do you have 11 protons?

‘Cause you’re Sodium fine!

Do you like Science?

Because I’ve got my ion you!

You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.

You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.

Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you’ve got a NiCe AsS!

Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

Didn’t you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?

I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?

I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate – if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon?

‘Cause you are F-I-Ne

Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.

Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium?

Because you’re a total BaBe.

I’m more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.

I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.

I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.

If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!

We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.

You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.

You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

If you were an element, you’d be Francium, because you’re the most attractive.

If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

I don’t need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.

Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?

Hey baby, why don’t you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.

Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!

Do you want to extract some protein from my column?

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.

Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.

My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!

I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.

You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.

Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

It’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat.

If I were a Shwann cell, I’d squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.

Want to be my substrate/enzyme?

If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.

If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

I want to stick to u like glue-cose.

You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!

Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.

I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.

I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight.

You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.

Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it’s turgid.

Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

Plant Cell Jokes

It is very amazing how cells work on our bodies. Do you know that there are around 30 trillion cells that are functioning on our bodies? These cells work in harmony altogether for human to survive. Fantastic, right? Check out these plant cell jokes for more laughs.

If you’ve ever wondered how biologists contact each other, they use their cell-phones!

… They also take cell-fies!

My biology teacher decided to create vocal cords with stem cells.
The results really speak for themselves.

I’ve never been a very good swimmer, my DNA almost drowned in its gene pool.

Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Sadly, it was all in vein.

It’s impossible for plants to escape from jail.
There’s a wall around their cell!

A cell stepped on her sister’s toe.
The sister said, “Ouch, mitosis!”

Laboratory Jokes

Every biologist need a break from experiments so you better stay away from that microscope and test tubes for some time. It’s time to experiment with your humor. You’ll love our laboratory jokes.

A doctor, a health insurance agent and a lab tech walk into a bar. Who pays the tab?
The patient

How do you reprimand a lazy scientist working in a cryogenetics lab?
“Your contribution in this project is absolute zero”

How many lab rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than 500, but we’ve exhausted our funding.

A dermatologist was studying new remedies for itching, but his lab burnt down…
Now he has to start from scratch.

I don’t know whether to get a jack russel or a lab…
Because I really like dogs, but I also really like to have a place to do experiments.

How will Radiology lab workers wish each other on Christmas?
MRI Christmas.

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What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters P, E, I, N, S?
Your spine.

The Canadian police kicked down my door to my meth lab
Thankfully I was able to escape while they were trying to fix my door.

What kind of dog does a chemist have?
A lab.

I walked into the biology lab and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.
I told him, “I think your fly is open.”

During an accident in the lab, a scientist was cooled to absolute zero.
Don’t worry, he’s 0K.

Good news! There are well over 100 labs in America working on developing a vaccine.
Just wait til they get the German shepherds involved!

After the lab accident, Tommy became really rude to people around him.
His friends said that he became a much more toxic person.

Hello everyone! I’m a scientist and I am researching bestiality between humans and dogs.
I will be in my Lab if you need me.

I told my Biology lab partner to let me be her DNA helicase…
So I can unzip those genes.

Biology Knock Knock Jokes

Our compilation won’t be complete without some knock knock jokes.

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Alkynes!
Alkynes who?
All kinds of ways to open the door and all you want to do is joke around.

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Noble Gas!
Noble Gas who?
Nevermind, I guess all my friends Argon.

Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.’

Funny Biology Quotes

Lighten up the mood as you scroll along with our collection of funny biology quotes. These quotes can be shared to your friends, families and classmates.

When I met him for the first time, I had no idea that he was so humerus.
Whenever we met, I would be rolling on the floor and laughing.

I am not sure who is carbon dating but I will find it out soon and let you know.

The rumour about carbon dating oxygen was filled in the lab.
But no one knew that they were just friends.

The teenagers stood in the corner and took a lot of cellfies.
Then they posted all of the on their social media accounts.

We sat in the park and then I very calmly asked her that what was the stomata with her.
She did not tell much about it.

I told him to cell the car at whatever price he is getting.
His expectations should hardly be highly.

The sea cell were scattered all over the place and it was not safe for any one to walk bare foot in that area.

I bought a few pair of genes before the exams because I would stay busy for a long time to go for shopping.

I loved her genes.
If they would fit me, I would have borrowed them for some time to wear but we have different size.

They could not control the group from doing what they wanted to do and hence the experiment was ruined.

Eye was looking for some senior member of the staff but all eye could find was the receptionist in the entire building.

She told me that she liked me a proton but that is all she said and went away that day in the park.

The students were told to come ear as soon as they have any information about the lost keys that day.

The students repeated Gregor Mendel’s experiment in their lab and when it was successful, they screamed- woo-pea.

The biologists were confused about what decision to make in proceeding the experiment so they called but their nucleus of the group. ‘

The model intended to show the cleavage in the cover magazine but photographer had different frames planned.

The model that they had presented in front of the boss was very impressive but the real work was a real mess.

There is a thing ear, you have to maintain discipline, no matter what happens.

The biologist was very particular about his culture.
No matter what, he would always take care of it with all his affection.

Culture is made with a lot of effort and needs the right kind of conditions to grow and reach a particular stage.

The climate was getting so hot and humid that I could feel my proteins getting denature.
We need to switch to a better place.

The cleavage was deep and we were suggested not to go down there as coming up may turn out to be difficult.

She has a very selectively permeable membrane when it comes to making friends. They all are rare and different.

The selection procedure for the exam was very selectively permeable.
Not many people could get through that easily.

The leukocyte was beautiful from the balcony of his apartment.
We could stand there for hours and sip in coffee which he made perfectly.

He was so annoying that he got on my nerve within a few second of meeting me.
I try keeping the distance.

We went to hike because we knew that leukocyte from that top will be very beautiful and we were right.

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