Silly star wars jokes

33+ Silly Star Wars Jokes Even Darth Vader Would Laugh

Star Wars is a pop culture! Everyone knows it. Even those who didn’t enjoy the movie because it’s not their cup of tea know a line or two. There are so many things to love and laugh about star wars, some of these star wars jokes don’t even need the force to illicit that laugh-out-loud reaction! Even Darth Vader would probably give some kicks because these star wars jokes are that funny.

Star Wars Pick up Lines

You can quote Han Solo, Yoda, or Spock! Here are some of the best and funniest star wars jokes and pick-up lines you can use for the next trivia night at your favorite sports bar! Don’t be shy, memorize it to your heart’s content.

Are you related to Yoda?

Because you are yodalicious.

star wars pick up line for Yoda


I feel a great disturbance…

in my pants.

You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.

If I were a Jedi,

would you be my strength?

Well, aren’t you just a rebel!

You stole my heart when you walked through the door.

Your smile glows brighter than a lightsaber.

Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I’m Luke Skywalker.

I’m here to rescue you.

star wars pick up line for Luke skywalker

Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Are you a Sith Lord?

Because I’ve Fallen for you.

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

You can’t be a real stormtrooper…

This photo of you shot me right in the heart and didn’t miss it!

cheesy star wars pick up lines

Star Wars Quotes

We can’t help it! Star Wars is gold. There were so many good lines and it’s a waste not to include some of them in this star wars jokes post. We’ve compiled the greatest quotes you might have heard in Star Wars movies.

“It’s not my fault.” 

—Han Solo

 “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.” 

 — Leia Organa

“The Force will be with you. Always.”

Obi-Wan Kenobi

“Your focus determines your reality.”

– Qui-Gon Jinn

“It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. I’ve outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers, mind you. I’m talking about the big Corellian ships, now. She’s fast enough for you, old man.”

Han Solo

“When gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be. The Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned.”

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 “Somebody has to save our skins.”

Leia Organa

“Never tell me the odds!”

— Han Solo

“Someday I will be the most powerful Jedi ever.”
— Anakin Skywalker

“Mind tricks don’t work on me.”

– Watto

 “I’ll never turn to the dark side. You’ve failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.”

Luke Skywalker

star wars quotes from Luke skywalker

“If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”

Obi-Wan Kenobi

“Stay on target.”

Gold Five

“Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes.”

Anakin Skywalker

Star Wars One-liners

‘May the force be with you’, or ‘Do. Or do not. There is no try.’ These are some of the best star wars one-liners that you can’t ever forget existed. But do you know, there are actually more! Keep scrolling and learn more Star Wars one-liners.

Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

A: Game of Clones
funny and silly star wars one-liners

“Will, someone gets this big walking carpet out of my way?”

— Leia

“Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”

— Obi-Wan Kenobi

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

— Darth Vader, A New Hope

Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

A: To get to the Dark Side.

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Q: What do you call a nervous Jedi?

A: Panicking Skywalker.


Star Wars is just one of the most epic creations across generations. The Star Wars jokes are funny and also epic that anyone could laugh about it across generations.

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