Plant Quotes

85 Clever Plant Quotes And Captions For Instagram in 2022!

Taking care of our green babies is very rewarding. Having plants can be overwhelming, but once you see them grow and bloom, all your hard work is worth it. These moments deserve to be captured and posted on social media. We understand if you run out of words to say because of so much joy. We got you! We have compiled the best plant quotes so you can level up your IG captions.

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Funny Plant Quotes for Plant Lovers

If you’re taking a picture of your plants and posting it on Instagram, then these funny plant quotes for plant lovers will help you achieve the perfect caption for your photo!


“Society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.” — Anonymous

“Society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”


“Weeds are nature’s graffiti.” — Janice Maeditere


“Thus nature provides a system for proportioning the growth of plants that satisfies the three canons of architecture. All modules are isotropic and they are related to the whole structure of the plant through self-similar spirals proportioned by the golden mean.” ― Jay Kappraff


“Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and fertilize!” — Anonymous


“A weed is a plant that has mastered every skill except for learning how to grow in rows.” — Doug Larson


“Cauliflower is a cabbage with a college education.” — Mark Twain

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“Nature: the greatest show on earth and admission is free.” — Anonymous


The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine. — Ralph Waldo Emerson


“Thus nature provides a system for proportioning the growth of plants that satisfies the three canons of architecture. All modules are isotropic and they are related to the whole structure of the plant through self similar spirals proportioned by the golden mean.” ― Jay Kappraff


“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.” ― Robert Louis Stevenson


“In some Native languages the term for plants translates to ‘those who take care of us.” ― Robin Wall Kimmerer

“In some Native languages the term for plants translates to 'those who take care of us.”


Succulent Plant Quotes

Succulent is a low-maintenance plant that adds a relaxing look to your room. If you want to brag your succulents, I’m sure you’ll like these quotes. So check it out now and enjoy reading.


“I want my body to help fertilize the growth of a cactus or cliff rose or sagebrush or tree.” – Edward Abbey

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“The Big Cactus…because if you come too close, you’re gonna get stuck.” – Shaquille O’Neal


“Adolescence is like cactus.” – Anais Nin


“Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don’t have to sit on it.” – Joyce Meyer


“You told us to leave you in the desert, because you planned to start a new life as cactus. Then you conjured up tiny needles and threw them at us. With pinpoint accuracy.” – Cassandra Clare


“People trample over flowers, yet only to embrace a cactus.” – James Joyce


“Hope is not a resting place but a starting point – a cactus, not a cushion.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.


“I’m like the trunk of a cactus… I take in a dose of culture and time with friends, then I retreat and go live on it for a while until I get thirsty again.” – Nancy Horan

“I’m like the trunk of a cactus... I take in a dose of culture and time with friends, then I retreat and go live on it for a while until I get thirsty again.”


Funny Garden Quotes

Taking care of your garden is a lot of work, but if you have passion for what you do, you don’t get stressed. Since you love gardening, then these Funny Garden Quoted are just perfect for you! Check it out now.

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“You can bury any number of headaches in a garden.” — Charles Barnard


“I’m not aging, I just need repotting.” — Anonymous


“Remember that children, marriages, and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get!” — H. Jackson Brown


“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden.” — Orson Scott Card


“An addiction to gardening is not all bad when you consider all the other choices in life.” — Cora Lea Bell


“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit” — Anonymous

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“Gardening. Cheaper than therapy (until your spouse adds up the receipts).” — Anonymous


“If you are not killing plants, you are not really stretching yourself as a gardener.” — J.C. Raulston


“Anyone who has time for drama is not gardening enough” — Anonymous


“Housework is for people who don’t know how to garden.” — Anonymous


“In gardens, beauty is a by-product. The main business is sex and death.” — Sam Llewelyn

“In gardens, beauty is a by-product. The main business is sex and death.”


“Let’s have a garden party. Lettuce turnip the beet!” — Anonymous

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“Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor’s motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.”— Dave Barry


Indoor Plant Quotes for Instagram

Indoor plants create an atmosphere of calmness. We all love plants, so take a look at these Indoor Plant Quotes for Instagram.


“Plants are like people: they’re all different and a little bit strange.” — John Kehoe


“Like people, plants respond to extra attention.” — H. Peter Loewer


“Plants cry their gratitude for the sun in green joy.” — Terri Guillemets


“Just because you’ve only got houseplants doesn’t mean you don’t have the gardening spirit — I look upon myself as an indoor gardener.” — Sara Moss-Wolfe

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“Where flowers bloom, so does hope.” — Lady Bird Johnson


“A beautiful plant is like having a friend around the house.” — Beth Ditto


“Plants give us oxygen for the lungs and for the soul.” — Terri Guillemets


“My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to see things from the plant’s point of view.” — H. Fred Dale


“Plants want to grow; they are on your side as long as you are reasonably sensible.” — Anne Wareham


“I thought I was pretty cool until I realized plants can eat the sun and poop out air.” — Jim Bugg

“I thought I was pretty cool until I realized plants can eat the sun and poop out air.”


Beautiful Plant Quotes About Life

Plants have a life and they can be very inspiring. We’ve compiled these beautiful plant quotes about life that is perfect for plant parents like you. 


“All life on earth emanates from the green of the plant.” – Jay Kordich


“Before the reward, there must be labor. You plant before you harvest. You sow in tears before you reap joy.” – Ralph Ransom


“Everyone ought to plant a tree in their lifetime.” – Lailah Gifty Akita


“The begonia is an amazing plant… it just keeps going along and blooming, and when cut back, it starts up again.” – Gladys Taber


“I’m really quite simple. I plant flowers and watch them grow… I stay at home and watch the river flow.” – George Harrison


“If a tree dies, plant another in its place.” – Carolus Linnaeus


“We know we cannot plant seeds with closed fists. To sow, we must open our hands.” – Adolfo Perez Esquivel


“The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.” – Chinese proverb


“One touch of nature makes the whole world kin.”- William Shakespeare


“She said she wanted to see beautiful things. I took her to where I planted my seeds.” – Darnell Lamont Walker


“Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.” – Martin Luther


“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden.” – Orson Scott Card


“In my garden there is a large place for sentiment. My garden of flowers is also my garden of thoughts and dreams. The thoughts grow as freely as the flowers, and the dreams are as beautiful.” – Abram L. Urban


“It will never rain roses: when we want to have more roses we must plant more trees.” – George Eliot

“It will never rain roses: when we want to have more roses we must plant more trees.”


Grafting Quotes

If you do like gardening then these quotes about planting and grafting are for you! Take a look at our list and share these quotes with your friends.


Capital is money, capital is commodities. By virtue of its being valued, it has acquired the occult ability to add value to itself. It brings forth living offspring, or, at the least, lays golden eggs. – Karl Marx

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Together, the unlikeliest of penitents, silently, grafting words to air, they sent their prayers into the room. – Anthony Doerr


He stood up, put the tree back under the grow light. ‘There. That’s what’s going to happen to us. It’s called grafting. Taking something from one place and fixing it to another until they grow together. We didn’t start from the same tree, but we’re going to grow together like we did. – Joan Bauer


I started singing when I was 18 and landed my first record deal with RCA when I was 26 after a lot of grafting singing in pubs and clubs. – Bonnie Tyler


Each of us-adult or child-must earn nature’s gift by knowing nature directly, however difficult it may be to glean that knowledge in an urban environment. – Richard Louv


Life is all about regrets. Don’t let those regrets be that you’ve hurt someone who really loves you. Keep those to a minimum. It’s bad enough when you have to carry them through a single lifetime. When you carry them through thousands, it’s brutal. – Sherrilyn Kenyon


This may be done by grafting, by confining the roots, withholding water, bending the branches, or in a hundred other ways which all proceed upon the same principle. – Robert Fortun

This may be done by grafting, by confining the roots, withholding water, bending the branches, or in a hundred other ways which all proceed upon the same principle.


What we heard was not the fabulous note of any buried blasphemy of elder earth from whose supernal toughness an age-denied polar sun had evoked a monstrous response. – H.P. Lovecraft


I’m happy with the way I did my career, I wouldn’t change it in a million years. I got to do the real grafting and learning from real models when I was younger – how to open up a jacket, walk, and such. – Naomi Campbell


Funny Tree Quotes

If you’re having a bad day and feeling anxious, then these funny tree quotes can make you smile and giggle. So have a look at our list and have a good time.


“The planting of a tree, especially one of the long living hardwood trees, is a gift which you can make to posterity at almost no cost and with almost no trouble, and if the tree takes root it will far outlive the visible effect of any of your other actions, good or evil.” ― George Orwell


“Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.” ― Martin Luther


“Trees exhale for us so that we can inhale them to stay alive. Can we ever forget that? Let us love trees with every breath we take until we perish.”― Munia Khan


“Between every two pines is a doorway to a new world.” ― John Muir


“The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson


“Love the trees until their leaves fall off, then encourage them to try again next year.” ― Chad Sugg

"Love the trees until their leaves fall off, then encourage them to try again next year."


Slogan on Plants

It is unfortunate that many trees and plants are being cut down each year. That’s why we’ve compiled this slogan on plants to help our mother nature. Have a look and share these slogans around.

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“Save trees and do not let them become a thing of the past, or their leaves will only be seen in museums.”


“If the present generation cuts down trees, their children will have to pay the fees.”


“Trees are green gold.”


“One tree can make a million matches; one match can destroy a million trees.”


“Don’t spoil the scenery by destroying the greenery. Save Mother Earth.”


“Save trees now, they will save you in the future.”


“Save trees, save the homes of animals.”


“Save trees; eliminate global warming.”


“If you cut a tree, you kill a life. If you save a tree, you save a life. If you plant a tree, you plant a life.”

“If you cut a tree, you kill a life. If you save a tree, you save a life. If you plant a tree, you plant a life.”


“Plant a tree, so that the next generation can get air for free.”


“Don’t make trees rare, keep them with care.”


“Take care of the trees, they will take care of you.”


“Trees on, global warming gone.”


“Save trees, live an active lifestyle.”


“Plant a tree today; it will help us breathe tomorrow.”


“Plant more trees; make the environment pollution free.”


“Trees are the lungs of the world.”


“By killing trees, we are killing ourselves too.”

“By killing trees, we are killing ourselves too.”


Summary

Plants are important. It provides oxygen that we need, and they also provide natural habitats for animals. Whether it is an indoor or outdoor plant, it provides calmness and natural beauty. So if you liked these plant quotes feel free to use them as the caption on your Instagram post or share it with your loved ones to inspire them.

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