When you’re swiping past all those silly profiles with ridiculous memes and overused puns, it can be easy to forget one thing: The puns are supposed to be funny. You don’t want to be on a date with someone who reminds you of how sad it is that your relationship status is the same.
Tinder is a challenge and an adventure. But sometimes, you need something to take your mind off the endless WTFs with potential matches — like, say, funny Tinder pickup lines. Check out these best dad jokes that are flirty!
We share with you:
Best Flirty Dad Jokes
Sometimes, you have to do what your heart tells you to do. And in this case, that means wading into the deep and dark waters of Tinder takes courage and strength, but if you can survive the treacherous journey into the kingdom of ‘matches,’ a treasure trove of the most brilliant pun pick-up lines known to humankind awaits you there.
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Which is easier?
Are you getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?
Excuse me, miss, can I have the time?
I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.
Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?
(What?) You know your name and number!
You smell like trash
Can I take you out?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book,
can I have your number?
I thought happiness started with an H.
Why does mine start with U?
Do you work for Domino’s?
Cuz you a fine pizza ass.
Are you from Korea?
Because you could be my Seoul mate.
Are you a campfire?
Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives.
Will you be my penguin?
Hey, can I follow you home?
(What?) Oh sorry, it’s just my parents told me to follow my dreams.
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Do you like Nintendo?
Cuz “Wii” would look good together.
If my heart were to fly, your soul would be my airport.
You have repainted my life with colors that were previously unknown to me!
You wanna know who’s amazing and has the cutest smile ever?
Read the first word again.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Is your dad Liam Neeson?
Because I’m Taken with you.
Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
Do you still use Internet Explorer?
You must like it nice and slow.
Mami you are on fire…Le’me be the wind and make you even hotter.
I want to be your handbag so I never leave your side.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Why are cats, bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.
If kissing is spreading germs
How about we start an epidemic?
Do you know what’s on Valentine’s Day menu?
I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
I would avoid sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re so good at it.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.
Funny Knock Knock Flirty Dad Jokes
Flirty jokes are a surefire way to get the attention of someone. You might think those cheesy pick-up lines you find online are a fun way to flirt in person, but they’ll definitely fall flat. Preparing fun quotes, smart comments, and even some original lines will help you win over potential dates.
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Hope you’ll go out with me!
Gopher me, obviously.
Eyesore does like you!
Wendy, do you think we can go on a date?
Police tell me I’m your type!
The wire you still not on my phone’s contacts list?
Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?
Owl is seeing you soon, right?
Aherd you like girls who tell knock-knock jokes!
Cheese a cute girl!
Flirty Boy Girl Pick-Up Lines
Tinder is a tough game to play, but if you’re still willing to make an attempt, chances are that you’ll encounter a few gems of epic pun ability in your journey. And if you’re able to land one of these gems, let’s just say you’ll never look back.
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Boy: Have you been watching me?
Boy: Because I wanted you to fall for my smile as hard as I fell for you!
Boy: Do you play volleyball?
Girl: Yeah, why?
Boy: Because you look like you’re good on your knees!
Boy: So you going to be a butterfly all night?
Girl: (puzzled look)
Boy: You know, pretty to see but hard to catch!
Boy: Hi, I’m going to have to ask you to leave!
Boy: The sign says NO SMOKING….and you are definitely SMOKIN!
Boy: Will you read my palm?
Girl: I don’t see anything.
Boy: I didn’t expect you to because love is blind.
Boy: Have you ever been fishing?
Boy: Because I think we should hook up!
Boy: Nickel for your thoughts?
Girl: I thought it was a penny.
Boy: I think your thoughts are worth more.
Boy: Are your parents bakers?
Boy: Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
Boy: Girl, you remind me of a box of chocolates…
Boy: Cause I want to take your top off.
Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?
Girl: (26, I think)
Boy: I must have forgotten U R A Q T
Girl: (You’re still missing one)
Boy: I’ll give you the D later.
Boy: How does it feel?
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: To be the only star in the sky.
Boy: Girl, what’s your number?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I have a math test.
Boy: Aren’t we talking about things we cheat on?
Boy: Holy shit (while looking at her).
Boy: Someone spilled gorgeous all over you!
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? (S)weet (L)ittle (U)unforgettable (T)hing.
Boy: Oh my god it smells like up sexy in here.
Girl: What’s up sexy?
Boy: Oh nothing much, you?
Boy: Let’s play fire trucks. I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light to stop.
Girl: Red Light!
Boy: Fire trucks don’t stop for red lights!
Boy: Hi, is your name Google?
Girl: No, Why?
Boy: Because you have everything I’m looking for!
Good puns are hard to find. And bad puns, well… they’re even harder to find. The good ones are just so rare that you can feel lucky when you stumble upon one, and so it’s with great pride that I present you with this list of the best puns I could scrounge from the very bottom of Tinder.