68 FUNNY Hong Kong Jokes That Are Highly A-Mao-Sing!

We love Hong Kong because it’s so alive and full of life! It’s no secret that the city of Hong Kong thrives at retail therapy. However, Hong Kong has a lot more to offer than just shopping. Visitors may enjoy high-altitude sights of the city, eat local cuisine, celebrate festivals, attend sports events, and visit movie sites in the city.

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Funny Hong Kong Jokes

Hong Kong is also regarded as one of the world’s most beautiful cities. Victoria Harbour, the blue sea, and the blue skyline make Hong Kong more appealing and attractive. Make the locals laugh with these funny Hong Kong jokes.


What does the “F” in Hong Kong stand for?
Freedom.

What does the "F" in Hong Kong stand for? Freedom.


What does Hong Kong Phooey call the coronavirus?
The Kung Flu.

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What would China respond with regards the recent Hong Kong protests?
Tank you!


Apparently, part of a Hong Kong politician’s ear was bit off.
I’m glad Mike Tyson is giving his all to these protests.


Just ordered Hong Kong style sweet and sour chicken from my local takeaway.
4 police officers delivered it and fired tear gas through my front door.

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What’s the top most request DJs in Hong Kong are getting.
Clubbed to death.


The Hong Kong protestors are not really accepting of the police’s new message.
Apparently some have even taken it to heart.

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The protests in Hong Kong have been continuous for 160 days, proving the country does not belong to China.
Because nothing made in China has ever lasted more than a week.


I think Hong Kong is the next big player in the fashion world.
Mask were very in during the protests last year. Now everyone’s wearing one.


What happened in Hong Kong this week?
According to Beijing, it’s as calm as a June Summer’s day in Tiananmen Square.


What’s the difference between Hong Kong Protestors and Redditors?
Protestors do not tolerate censorship.


What do IKEA and Hong Kong have in common?
No peaceful assembly.

What do IKEA and Hong Kong have in common No peaceful assembly.


What’s the Hong Kong police’s favorite pop group?
The Beatles.

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How old is a Hong Kong kid born in 1997?
Today is his 50th birthday.


Why do the Hong Kong police get up early in the morning?
To beat the crowds.


If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.


What’s the difference between a nuclear-ravaged wasteland and Hong Kong?
The amount Xi has been drinking.


Hong Kong Puns

If you visit Hong Kong, you will undoubtedly take hundreds of amazing images to share on Instagram. A funny caption complements a gorgeous shot. To save you time, I’ve compiled this list of the finest Hong Kong Instagram puns.


Hong Kong is a wonderful, mixed-up town where you’ve got great food and adventure.

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Hong Kong is a wonderful, mixed-up town where you’ve got great food and adventure.


I want adventure in the great wide somewhere.


It’s hard to wok in Hong Kong for too long.


Hong Kong has me wonton more.


Hong Kong is really all that and dim sum.


Sweet dreams are made of dim sum and sight-seeing in Hong Kong.


When I went to Hong Kong, I knew at once I wanted to write a story set there.


I love Hong Kong because it’s Hong Kong.


It’s already tomorrow in Hong Kong.


I followed my heart and it brought me to Hong Kong.


Life in Hong Kong transcends cultural and culinary borders.

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Life in Hong Kong transcends cultural and culinary borders.


You can leave Hong Kong, but it will never leave you.


Give Hong Kong to an Artist. He can use it. It can be poetised.


The drama, the charm and the beauty of Hong Kong is all here – just as is its breathless energy.


I love places that make you realize how tiny you and your problems are.


I would give the greatest sunset in the world for one sight of Hong Kong’s skyline.


Hong Kong, thank you for making me feel so alive.


Funny Cantonese Jokes

Cantonese is extensively spoken and written in Hong Kong. We know that it is not an easy language to learn so for now, let’s laugh with these funny Cantonese jokes.


My Cantonese is so bad that.
the restaurant won’t give me chopsticks.


My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer.
Wait. Never mind. That wasn’t my waiter.

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What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?


What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient?
Sum ting wong.


Why doesn’t China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.


What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Ching Ching.

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Extra: King Kong Jokes

King Kong is a famous fictional character that is known all over the world. He has been called “The Eighth Wonder of the World,” which is a term that is often heard in the movie. Have some fun with our jokes. 


What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?
A flat note.


Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
He had a plane to catch.

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Did you guys hear the next King Kong movie will star Lady Kong?
Apparently it’ll be a rom-kong.


What do you do if King Kong comes through your window?
Start swimming.

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What do you do if King Kong comes through your window? Start swimming.


Why is King Kong big and hairy?
So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.


How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.


What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?
A messy cage.


What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle?
Ron Burgundy.


What do you get when you cross King Kong with a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.

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If King Kong ever went to China, he’d be called.
Ching Chong.


Did you hear about the time when a giant ape started a brawl over the use of a table tennis table in a karaoke bar?
King Kong, ping pong, sing song, ding dong.


What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?
He found time-consuming.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming.


What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.


What’s big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong.


How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s twisted it?
With a monkey wrench.


Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world?
King Pong.


Why didn’t King Kong go to Hong Kong?
He didn’t like Chinese food.


What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound?
King Koncord.


What business is King Kong in?
Monkey business.


Where does King Kong sleep?
Anywhere he wants to.

Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.


What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?
Just don’t monkey with him.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?
A flat mate.


What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
“Are you my mother?”


If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?
A ding-dong King Kong.


What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?
“Oops! King Kong ring wrong.”


What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.


What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?
Give him the biggest bananas.

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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.


Summary

Hong Kong is one of the world’s most growing economies and serves as a global centre for international commerce and investment. In this cosmopolitan metropolis, Western and Asian influences are intertwined to create a world-class hub of business, culture, and international commerce. We hope that you enjoyed the jokes about Hong Kong that we put together for your enjoyment. Have some fun and share with friends.

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