Looking for some hilarious cleaning jokes to tell your clean freak friends? Our collection of funny jokes about cleaning are definitely worth sharing not only to clean freaks but also to your friends, co-workers and kids who are too lazy to do some cleaning! We are sure that everybody can relate.
We have gathered the best cleaning jokes that you could imagine. Pick the right one for you and go ahead throw some jokes to your friends.
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Cleaning Jokes One-liners
It is really hard to keep our houses clean! So, just relax and read our one-liner jokes about cleaning your room.
You never know what you have…until you clean your room.
I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a mom.
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My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum.
A clean house is a sign of no Internet connection.
And the true, short story of every parent: “My house was clean. Then the kids woke up. The end.”
I have discovered the secret to a clean house: never let your children or husband enter it.
Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
When I say ‘I cleaned my room’, I usually mean, I made a path from my door to my bed.
A husband is someone who, after emptying the bin, gives the impression he just cleaned the entire house.
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Instead of vacuuming the sofa, just flip over the cushions. Take that, to do list!
You never know what you have until you clean your room.
Behind every good marriage is a great house cleaning service.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
My house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it!
Both of us can’t look good at the same time, it’s me or the house.
Dear small line of dirt that won’t go into the dustpan I hate you with every part of my soul.
Why can’t the house clean itself?
It seems to get dirty by itself.
First rule of house cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone.
Cleaning the house fascinates everyone in my family. They can sit and watch me for hours.
Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy.
Funny Maid Jokes
Funny maid jokes and puns to share that will make people laugh.
My maid is a commercial cleaner.
She only cleans during commercials.
What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia’s hotel rooms?
A maid man.
Why did the astronaut bring his maid to the ISS (International Space Station)?
He heard there was a vacuum in space.
My girlfriend got mad at me because I wanted to role play
I wanted her to be the maid, and I wanted to be the guy playing video games.
What gets wet the more it dries?
A sexy maid doing the laundry!
Why did the fallen angel end up as a domestic help?
She was maid in heaven.
I dated a maid for a while but had to break it off.
She was always sweeping around.
Dirty Cleaning Jokes and Cleaning Puns
Dirty cleaning jokes that you can also share with kids. We also have clean adult jokes for you to enjoy.
My cousin wanted to know if I knew any laundry puns. I told her that I’ve got loads of them.
I made a few speaker boxes out of my used laundry detergent bottles. They sound super clean.
I built a car out of my used and broken washing machine. I’ll take it out for a spin later.
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner…
You become a vacuum cleaner.
How do you clean Disney World?
With an Orlando Broom.
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How did the dinosaur get clean?
With a meteor shower!
When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.
We were maid for each other.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got peed-off.
If you’re American in the living room what are you in the bathroom?
Why did the cop sit on the toilet?
To do his duty.
Why didn’t the toilet paper make it past the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look flushed!
Funny House Cleaning Jokes by Famous People
Let’s see some cleaning jokes by famous people. These better be funny!
A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. —Ruby Lou Barnhill
I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can’t find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out. —Celia Cruz
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. —Erma Bombeck
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. —Bette Midler
Nothing inspires cleanliness more than an unexpected guest. – Radhika Mundra
Housework can’t kill you but why take a chance. – Phyllis Diller
Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. —Mario Buatta
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. – Roseanne Barr
Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. – Margaret Culkin Banning
Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. – Marcelene Cox
Nothing inspires cleanliness more than an unexpected guest. — Radhika Mundra
Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes. — P.J. O’Rourke
We dream of having a clean house — but who dreams of actually doing the cleaning? — Marcus Buckingham
You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty. — Cecil Baxter
Summary: Cleaning Jokes for Kitchen to Toilet
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