Could it be said that you are hoping to cause your next cycle meeting to wheelie extraordinary?
Why not group it with some great cycling plays on words and you’ll pedal along pleasantly. You’ll likewise save yourself some energy as you can travel multiple times quicker on two wheels than strolling without spending any additional energy.
The world is a bike-friendly place, but you might have trouble convincing your friends and family to take up cycling. Luckily there are ways for everyone! You can be the one that champions their cause by making sure they’re as comfortable on two wheels as possible; so find out what size bicycle would work best with their body type–maybe even get some expert advice from local shops if needed!–and then go ahead and encourage them along this journey of discovery while also teaching new tricks like how easy it feels when riding at high speeds without having any weight sitting down next time around.
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Funny Cycling Jokes and Puns
When you think of all the people who still need encouragement to take up cycling, it’s no wonder there are over one billion cycles being used around the world. But as someone with such a huge influence on their loved ones’ lives (you), don’t let that stop either of us from being successful at what we do! Make sure they’re comfortable; make changes when necessary, and have fun!
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I went cycling through a flower-filled meadow yesterday.
My bike looks much prettier with its daisy chain.
I broke my bike today so I’ll have to fork out for a new one.
When my bike hurts me I kick it back.
You could say we’re in a vicious cycle.
I crossed a bike with a flower and got… cycle petals.
There’s a vampire bike around here that keeps biting other cyclists. It’s a vicious cycle.
My bike chain went rusty. Then my whole bicycle fell apart.
It was a chain reaction.
A woodcutter built his own motorbike and used wood for the frame, the engine, and even the brakes.
But it wooden start.
I returned my new bike to the shop and explained the pedals weren’t working. The owner said that’s why it’s called a push bike.
My sister loves her e-bike because she’s indecisive.
She likes that it takes to charge.
I lycra your new bike.
I cry whenever I go over my handlebars.
My mates always say I need to get a grip.
A little shop around the corner does a roaring trade in removing a single eye from cyclists.
It’s called Cycle-Ops.
Paleontologists have discovered a type of dinosaur that used to ride bikes.
They’ve named it the velo-ciraptor.
Did you know Alfred Hitchcock used to be a fan of downhill mountain biking.
He was a master of suspension.
My brother went crazy when I took his last piece of candy.
He’s a cycle path.
I spotted a toddler with cheese strapped to his trike.
It must have been his baby bell.
Hilarious Cyclist Puns and Jokes
You won’t be alone if you take up cycling! There are over one billion people around the world who use bikes for transportation. But, friends and family might need some encouragement to get on their feet with this mode of transport – so don’t stop there; instead try championing its cause by being someone’s number 1 fan while they learner how much fun it can truly be (and maybe even join a bicycle club).
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I was selling my bike and an interested buyer asked what’s the lowest I’d go.
About 2mph I said, otherwise you’d tip over.
I was far quicker on my bike today than yesterday.
I was in a totally different gear.
I rode my bike to easily dispose of some paper, cans, and bottles.
It was some distance and I was tired on the way back. I had to recycle.
Cycopath: someone who has strong urges for a life behind (handle) bars.
I like cyclists who torque the talk.
I used to know a little boy who took his bike to bed.
He didn’t want to sleepwalk.
I was out cycling and there was a massive tropical storm.
I decided to the cyclone.
My sports-mad cousin dropped out of university when he realized he’d signed up for psychology.
I nearly ran an old lady over while on my bike yesterday.
You need to learn to use a bell she said. I know how to use a bell… I just can’t ride my bike.
My bank manager has finally given up riding his bike.
He’s lost his balance.
My dog, Rover, used to chase everyone on a bike.
I had to take his bike away.
I used to be obsessed with my bike, going out three or four times a day.
But I’ve managed the break the cycle now.
Tires and Wheels Puns
The world is aching for more people to take up cycling. With over one billion bikes in use, it’s time we make some room on the couch and help out with this love affair! You can start by championing your friends who are still unsure about getting onto two wheels; show them how much fun riding around town or an outdoor trail could be if they just try it themselves first – maybe even join together as family members so everyone gets their own bike while maintaining connectivity through pedal power (and smiles).
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Bikes need a kickstand. They’re too tired to stand up on their own.
I blew a tire on my way home and had to push my bike home. It was a drag.
I changed my bike’s tires for the last time. It was time for retirement.
I was two TIRE-d to try out my new unicycle.
Can you handle my bike gags? Or do you need a brake?
Whoever sold me these handlebars needs to get a grip.
I can’t stand it when my bike keeps falling over.
If you ride your bike twice in one day is that recycling?
Do you know the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?
I crashed my bike into a wall today. It was wheelie unfortunate.
I had a bike with no wheels and it worked for ages. It just wasn’t tired.
I left my bike beside a wall this morning and it fell over. It was two TIRE-d.
Congratulations on your re-TIRE-ment.
So your birthday has rolled around again… have a wheelie good time!
I used some paper to make a bike. It doesn’t move – it’s a stationery bike.
It gets more expensive to buy a tire pump with every year that passes. It’s all that inflation.
Do you know the difference between a cyclist and a tricyclist?
I bought a new wheel from the cycle shop, but it was missing something in the middle.
I called up to complain and they put me straight through to their spokesperson.
The unicyclist knew his friend’s two-wheel.
I admit my bike puns can get wheelie tire-some.
There’s really only one wheel difference between a bike and a trike.
You surely will not be separated from everyone else in the event that you take to two wheels: north of one billion cycles are being utilized all over the planet. In any case, if your loved ones actually need the consolation to take up cycling you can be the one to advocate the case. While you can’t drive them to adore cycling you can energize them. Ensure they’re all around as agreeable as could be expected, so the right size bike, a comfortable seat, and beginning on calm courses assemble certainty. Why not recommend a pedal to someplace new for an experience, a family trip out on the bicycle, or consolidating a cycling club to make it more tomfoolery.