53+ Funny Quotes by Famous People 2024 (laugh-out-loud!)

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Funny Famous quotes

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Albert Einstein

Don’t be stupid,

it might make you famous.

A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt:

Long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Albert Einstein

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein

If I could be a bird, I’d be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

Jack Handey

You can only be young once.

But you can always be immature.

Dave Barry

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want,

drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.

Mark Twain

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy.

I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?

Charles Schulz

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My formula for success is to rise early, work late, and strike oil.

J. P. Getty

To succeed in life, you need three things:

a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.

Reba McEntire

Man cannot live by bread alone;

He must have peanut butter.

James A. Garfield

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.

Thomas Sowell

I am so clever that sometimes,

I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Oscar Wilde

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work.

I’m one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.

Mel Brooks

I lie to myself all the time.

But I never believe me.

S.E. Hinton

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

Abraham Lincoln

Famous Witty Quotes

I went for years not finishing anything.

Because, of course, when you finish something you can be judged.

Stephen King

I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more.

For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse.

Isaac Asimov

I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life,

and spiritual awareness about one’s self and the world.

Tanit Phoenix

A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous, and liberal man.

Cyrano de Bergerac

Everything that happens once can never happen again.

But everything that happens twice will surely happen a third time.

A. A. Milne

You can pretend to be serious,

but you can’t pretend to be witty.

Sacha Guitry

Courtship is to marriage,

as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.

William Congreve

If you fight angry, you make a lot of mistakes, and when you fight a sharp,

a witty fighter like me, you can’t make mistakes.

Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

Jane Austen

When it comes to the past,

everyone writes fiction.

Douglas Adams

There is an element of seduction in shoes that doesn’t exist for men.

A woman can be sexy, charming, witty, or shy with her shoes.

Christian Louboutin

People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct.

I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk.

Stephen King

Usually, when people see me,

they see me as more of the soft-spoken one rather than being the witty, smart-tongued character.

Amy Acker

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries,

is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny…’

Agatha Christie

People who can’t be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate.

George Eliot

Almost anyone can be an author;

the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.

Erica Jong

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The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life.

Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.

Florence King

Anger makes dull men witty,

but it keeps them poor.

Francis Bacon

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look,

it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.

Paulo Coelho

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Mark Twain

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday.

I don’t like to see people making fun of the animals when it should be the other way around.

Mark Twain

On the whole, human beings want to be good,

but not too good, and not quite all the time.

Ernest Hemingway

Each generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it,

and wiser than the one that comes after it.

George Orwell

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.

The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

George Orwell

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Funny Quotes about Wisdom

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If what you’ve done is stupid but works,

then it really isn’t that stupid at all.

David Letterman

If you can’t get a compliment any other way,

pay yourself one.

Mark Twain

I’m gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year,

then when it arrives I’ll say I ordered this last year.

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

Berthold Auerbach

If you don’t succeed at first,

hide all evidence that you tried.

The only stupid question is the one that goes unasked.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

George Carlin

If I’d observed all the rules, I’d never have got anywhere.

Marilyn Monroe

Never play poker with the world’s fastest animal,

because he’s a cheetah.

Some cause happiness wherever they go;

others whenever they go.

Oscar Wilde

The only normal people are the ones that you don’t know very well.

Alfred Adler

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Groucho Marx

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Steven Wright

Time flies.

It’s up to you to be the navigator.

—Robert Orben

What soap is to the body,

laughter is to the soul.

Yiddish Proverb

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.

Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.

Albert Einstein

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

Charles Gordy

If you want to leave footprints in the sands of time,

don’t drag your feet.

Anon

It’s so simple to be wise.

Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

Sam Levenson

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Oscar Wilde

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Ingrid Bergman

When one is at home, he dreams of adventure.

When one is on an adventure, he dreams of home.

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